Chapter Eleven: My fav number!

Young Link's Journey

"I call upon the crystal ball to show me the way!" Young Link yells professionally. The crystal ball floats in the air, inwardly contemplating why itself is referred to as a "crystal" ball.

Unfortunately for the luck of Young Link, the crystal ball proves to be very random.

"Can I take your order?" the crystal ball asks him.

"Huh?" Young Link 'replies'. Thinking that this may be a serious situation, Young Link asks for a huge tub of Lon Lon Milk. The huge tub appears out of nowhere.

"Look in the tub and you shall find out if you are going the right way!" the crystal ball tells him. It then disappears in a puff of feathers. Young Link looks in the tub.

The message inside the tub: YOU ARE A WINNER!

"Er, is this saying that I am going the right way or is it just a self esteem booster?" Young Link asks.

"It is both!" the tub replies in an incredibly strange voice. Young Link grins and looks around with shifty eyes, making sure that no one is stalking him. He then ditches the tub and races into the direction that he think is the right way...

Meanwhile...in that random area...again

"Question 7: Do you feel as if you have good luck on your side most of the time?" a bird asks yet again again again again.

"To be honest, I would have to say yes. And did you ask that question just because it is the 7th question?" Young Link's boomerang inquires.

"You guessed it!" the bird exclaims.

Mario

Without a word, Mario falls into the hole and plunges into the ice cold water. He struggles to get back to the surface but fails quite horrible because something...strange pulls him deeper into the darkness...

Luigi

"Fork! Fork! Fork!" Luigi yells in all his hyperness, "Pasta! Pasta! Pasta!"

"Did I hear someone say Pasta?" some random dude inquires. Luigi looks around suspiciously, feeling almost as if he is about to be surrounded. Suddenly, the random dude comes out of hiding and turns out to be none other than Dr. Mario!

"Dr. Mario!" Luigi yells, "You're here!"

"Yes, I am here and you are there...it's a very interesting specimen..." Dr. Mario says.

"Specimen?" Luigi asks slowly.

"Yes...SPECIMEN!" Dr. Mario's eyes grow wide as he attempts to steal the fork from Luigi. They tussle over the fork and do not realize that the great Obi-Wan (short disclaimer: I do not own Obi-Wan) is stealthily watching them through the shadows of the trees. He squints and sees a shiny object in the distance. He suddenly realizes that that may be a trap, so he leaves...and rustles several leaves in the process.

Jigglypuff

"Do I HAVE to do another scene?" Jiggypuff moans, "This is so boring!"

"But that is the whole point!" the director replies, "We never said that this job would be interesting and when you signed the contract, you agreed to do at least 25 episodes!"

"I did?" Jiggypuff looks at him in dismay. She knew she should have read the fine print...oh well, only 23 more scenes left...

"Wait a second. How many scenes are in an episode?" Jigglypuff asks, getting suddenly worried.

"Around 50-60." one of the cameramen replies. Jigglypuff's mouth drops as she realizes she must do at least 1248 more boring scenes before she could leave. She groans loudly as she plops herself onto a soft sofa to rest. Little does she know that she is in the setting for the next scene.

"Ready...set...action!" the director yells. Jigglypuff jumps as she realizes what is happening and finds herself in a large cylindar. It is spinning very rapidly, but the sofa she is on is not spinning. She shrugs and makes herself even more comfortable as she watches the cylindar spin. After several minutes she realizes that the sofa is moving and, as usual, she must find something different in the cylindar and make use of it. She also realizes that this scene really isn't very boring. Are these people also tired of the boring scene or what?

Suddenly she spots a large orange triangle. Guessing that that is the way she can get out of the cylindar, she tries to steer the sofa towards it. She is successful and jumps onto the triangle. The cylindar disappears instantly and she finds herself back in the studio.

"And cut!" the director concludes. Jigglypuff, quite confused as to what that really was all about, walks over to the director.

"I'm confused...what was that all about?" Jigglypuff asks.

"Why? It was the next scene of The BORED one!" the director replies.

"Why didn't you give me any warning or lines or anything like that?" Jigglypuff inquires yet again.

"Because there are so many scenes we have to do! I plan to do at least 15 scenes a day..." the director starts to tremble.

"But the scenes are short! We can have like half an hour for a break between each scene!" Jiglypuff argues.

"We DID have a half hour break! You see...the "breaks" here go by so fast that we cannot give any warnings to our victims...I mean...I mean staff..." the director starts to tremble even more violently.

"You're going to explode, aren't you?" Jigglypuff asks, showing great signs of boredom. The director merely nods as he, well, explodes.

Pikachu

"Why is it so narrow here?" Pikachu asks basically no one as he tries to squeeze himself through. His attempts prove to be very futile as he sadly travels to another place to escape. He finds several other places, but they prove to be too narrow for him to fit into.

"What is going on here?" Pikachu asks again, becoming more and more frustrated every moment. He expects something random to happen...but it doesn't. The room remains silent and he even hears the voices of the angry crowd start to die away. Pikachu sighs. His great case solving skills aren't working here!