Chapter Thirteen: We all have our unlucky days, unfortunately
Young Link's Journey
Everyone stands around Young Link for the next 10 minutes having no idea how to comfort him. They form a small puddle of tears around Young Link and several small red ants start swimming in it…then they start struggling to swim in it…the they start drowning in it…
"NOOOOO!" the stone red ant yells. The ant races to save the little red ants and three seconds later it finally realizes that its antennas had been pulled out and it lost its throat! Terrible, terrible times! Growling somehow, it jumps onto Young Link to try and retrieve the antennas back. Everyone else gasps.
"Save him!" Logan screams, ordering seven of the twenty people to tackle the red ant. Young Link has already managed to pry the ant off himself and had already thrown it into a nearby tree. The seven people, realizing that the coordinates of the any has changed, try to stop and aim to tackle the ant on the tree. Unfortunately, they are going so fast that they can't stop and ram into Young Link.
"Idiots!" Logan calls out. He races over to the stone ant and throws it at some of the other people that are not currently on Young Link. The ant explodes and sends 11 of those people flying off in various directions. The seven people stacked up on Young Link manage to get up and join the two remaining people not affected by the explosion. Before anyone can say anything, the small, unidentifiable bird flies by again and manages to pick Young Link up in an odd way.
"Muahahaha! I've got it…I've got the dude!" the bird says, flying high into the air. The 20 people stare in utter amazement and Logan decides to shout out randomness!
"See ya later, alligator!" Logan yells, causing Young Link to turn into an alligator. The small, unidentifiable bird begins to fall due to sudden addition of weight.
"CHANGE HIM BACK! GAAAH!" the small, unidentifiable bird yells. Logan yells out 'young random hyrulian dude that is the younger version of the hero Link' instead of 'alligator' and Young Link changes back. The bird and Young Link fly off into the distance, never to be seen by the people or Logan again…
"Wait a second…when did you get the sudden ability to be able to change other people into whatever you call them?" one of the people asks. Logan shrugs.
"How should I know?" he 'replies'.
"GET HIM!" one of the people shouts. Without any warning, all 20 people pounce onto Logan like strange looking antelope that have the sudden ability to transform into bipedal beings. They throw him into a nearby river and cheer.
"That's one of him down for our 11 down!" several people shout. They begin to sing with terrible voices:
We got rid of the random cat that got the sudden ability to transform other people into whatever he called them!
We got rid of the random cat that got the sudden ability to transform other people into whatever he called them!
Now we are free to be whatever we want!
Now we are free to be whatever we want!
No more accomodating someone we don't know!
No more listening to someone we've never met!
No more accomodating someone we don't know!
No more listening to someone we've never met!
"Technically all you guys can be now are people…you aren't exactly free to be whatever you want," a random voice says. All 20 people freeze. The voice equals a roar and roars, as they had leaned in first grade, must mean something that must not be friendly. They all start to panic and begin to close the space between them. Perfect position for them to surrounded! Oh wait…they are trying to teleport out of there and it's failing.
"You all are idiots! You have just gotten into the perfect position where we can surround you without any trouble!" the voice says again. Suddenly, 6 lionesses, 2 lions, 1 serval, and 3 cheetahs come bursting out of their hiding (how long they have been hiding there is unknown to all) and surround the 20 people. The ambiance of the area changes instantly from peace to fear!
"So…dude, like who do you guys think you are, throwing out top feline, our ringleader, into the river like dat?" one of the lionesses asks.
"Wait…don't lions live in the plains? Why are here in this random forest?" one of the people foolishly asks.
"Because we are exploring," one of the cheetahs explains, "We are the African Gangster Cats! Our gang includes all kinds of african cats: lions, servals, leopards, caracals, cheetahs, sand cats, african golden cats, you name it! We were looking for this guy named Mewtwo. You seem 'im?"
"Not that I know of…" one of the people replies, "Although I have heard he lives at the place called the 'Smash Mansion'".
"The Smash Mansion, eh? Interesing…" before the cheetah could say any more, two servals and Logan come walking by. The servals are walking shoulder to shoulder with Logan, who appears to be soaking wet. He glares at the people, thoughts of utter destruction flowing in his mind…
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Meanwhile...in that random area...again
So…what lies behind the curtain? TWENTY TONS OF CONFETTI!
Suddenly twenty tons of confetti fly out on the birds and the boomerang. They are covered from talon to beak or pointy side to pointy side and so ends the interview!
"Hey! I said there would be ten questions! We've only done eight! So…Question 9: How many times in your life have you ever said 'NO!'?" the question bird questions for the ninth time.
"How should I know?" Young Link's boomerang repliesks…
"Ha! You just said NO! Yes!" the bird starts dancing again.
"I didn't say 'NO!', I said 'know'…as in K N O W!" the boomerang retorts, hoping to end this interview soon.
"Oh…well, how many times have you said 'NO!'? I have said NO! about 20 times through my existence…" the bird starts reminicsing on al the times he has said "NO!".
"Like I said, I DON'T know." The boomerang states again, purposely not putting emphasis on "know".
"Haven't you ever said 'NO!' to Young Link whenever you didn't want to be thrown?" the bird aks with dangerously wide eyes.
"Uh…no…I don't think he understands…" the boomerang says. The bird gasps.
"Of course he would! He seems like the type to have a kind soul!" the bird says proudly, doing a cool looking wing-salute.
"No, no. I mean he can't understand anything I say…because technically I'm an inanimate object and am not supposed to be able to 'talk'…So yeah…" the boomerang yeahs. Tears come to the bird's eyes.
"That's…that's just so…so sad!" the bird bursts out in tears, just like Young Link!
"It actually really isn't sad…but oh well! Please continue with the last question…PLEASE!" the boomerang yells, causing the bird to become even more depressed. The boomerang sighs and gets into a comfortable position. This is probably going to take a while…
Mario
SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!
All the water and the other dudes come splashing down on Mario. Fortunately, since he is in such a weird position, an invisible dome appears around him and none of the water touches him! Unfortunately, the invisible dome cannot withstand the random people falling down for it is only designed to hold out water! Fortunately, an invisible cube surrounds Mario because it is the friend of the invisible dome and it can hold out people! Unfortunately, the invisible cube cannot hold out water and the people falling through the invisible dome rip a hole through the dome and the water starts pouring through the newly made hole in the dome and heads toward the invisible cube! Fortunately, Mario is able to put up his shield before the water comes down and he is saved at first! Unfortunately, he is only saved at first because his shield becomes smaller and starts running out of energy so he gets soaking wet! Fortunately, Mario doesn't mind being wet! At least the people don't fall on him! But unfortunately, the water eventually breaks a hole in the cube and the people, even though they have already fallen on the ground to the sides of Mario, are somehow lifted up and are thrown onto Mario! Fortunately, the hole isn't big enough for all the people to fit through! Unfortunately, several people are able to fit through and the squash Mario underneath them! Fortunately, Mario isn't terrible affected because there aren't that many people! Unfortunately, the people a---
"WILL SOMEONE JUST END THIS MADNESS!?" Mario screams sending the people that managed to fly on him in all different directions. The madness ends and the people disappear and the water flies back up to recreate the really cool looking ceiling that is totally made up of water. Unfortunately, Mario forgets all that happened a few seconds ago and arranges himself into that weird position again…
SPLASH! SPLASH! SPLASH!
All the water comes splashing down on Mario! Fortunately, there is only water this time! Unfortunately, only an invisible triangle that can only hold out pins and needles surrounds him! (The invisible dome and the invisible cube are mad at him). The water all comes down on Mario! Fortunately, he doesn't mind being wet again for he is already soaking wet!
"This is actually a very…soaking experience! Ahahahahaha!" Mario starts laughing. The water arranges itself into three different figures, all looking like Bowser. Mario stops laughing and prepares himself to fight the water Bowsers!
"I will fight you till the end, Bowser!" Mario yells, not realizing that Bowser is not actually there. He wastes all his energy on trying to fight the water and soon realizes that, without any energy, there would be no way to get out of the random place he is in and he will be stuck there forever! Muahahahaha!
"Fortunately, time is on my side!" Mario yells. He actually believes that, with some time to rest, he can regain all his energy back! What a fool! He is correct! Cheer him on.
Luigi
The land of 'E'! What a great place! Sure, it's just a restaurant, but it's MAGNIFICENT!
"I think I want to stay forever in this land of 'E'!" Luigi exclaims, starting to spin around.
"I think we should call it by its rightful name: Land of the Semi-Circle of Pasta With a Symbol of the Summation Notation in the Semi-Circle…it just sounds more appropriate." Dr. Mario says, looking at everything in the restaurant. He realizes that all the pasta that had invited them to the place is gone.
"Uh…Luigi…" Dr. Mario starts, looking at everything with a whole new perspective.
"What? I'm eating here! You should try some of this pasta! It is De-Li-Cious!" Luigi says, stuffing more of the pasta into his mouth.
"Why did you say 'delicious' like that? Well, anyways, I think we should get out of here." Dr. Mario says.
"No! This is paradise! How dare you want to leave paradise!" Luigi yells, pointing an accusing finger at Dr. Mario. Suddenly everybody in the room stares at the doctor. Dr. Mario becomes very uneasy and starts backing up to the entrance of the place. Everybody but the two smashers just shrug and go back to what they were doing.
"Hey! You're supposed to be helping me here!" Luigi yells at the other people there. Some random dude glares at him.
"Hay is for guinea pigs, weirdo!" the dude continues to glare at him. Another dude stands up and walks over to the first dude.
"I though hay was for horses!" he said.
"It's also for guinea pigs! You have a problem with that?" he challenges the second dude. He manages to keep glaring at Luigi as he gets up.
"Yeah. Why do I get this feeling that you love guinea pigs?" the second guy asks, trying to create a weird argument.
"Why do I get the feeling that you looove little horsies?" the first retorts, completely disregarding the other dude's question. He finally stops glaring at Luigi and starts glaring at the other guy.
"What's wrong with loving horses?" the second guy asks.
"What's wrong with loving guinea pigs?" the first guy retorts. Sheesh, this guy needs to learn to stop answering questions with questions…it's annoying!
"I never said that there was anything wrong with loving guinea pigs!" the second guy defends himself.
"I know you implied it!" the first guy answers.
"No I didn't!" the second guy defends himself yet again. Before the two could continue their argument, Dr. Mario walks up to them.
"Uh…guys, I think it would be better if you would just SHUT UP!" he says. Everybody turns their gaze towards Dr. Mario. Luigi smiles.
"Now we got him!" he says, looking as if he could laugh for 10 years straight.
"What did you say, little man?" the first guy asks, obviously threating the smasher…because of course he had heard it…unless…
"I said: I think it would be better if you would just SHUT UP!" Dr. Mario repeats. Everybody in the room gasps. What has the smasher gotten himself into?
Jigglypuff
The prosecutor leaves the room, with revenge on his mind. He walks over to a small room that is hidden behind the wall and there he plans his revenge…
Meanwhile…
After the group hug ends, the judge of the trial that just occurred gives Jigglypuff and Pikachu and nice big cake…and a big pie…and a train that they can ride on to wherever they feel like going.
"Man, I should've done this more often!" Pikachu says, grabbing a huge slice of cake.
"Yeah! And I should star on some more boring shows too!" Jigglypuff grins.
"Now what?" several witnesses ask simultaneously. They all gasp simultaneously and laugh simultaneously and fall to the ground simultaneously.
"I don't know…I wonder how everyone at the mansion is doing…" Pikachu starts wondering. Wondering can have unpleasant effects! Muahahahahaha!
Back at the Mansion
Crazy Hand manages to break into the closet, but unfortunately, Link and Mewtwo have entered The Secret.
"Ya know, I have a bad feeling about this…," Link says, "I feel as this is going to have a bad ending…"
"Of course it is. That's what I like about it!" Mewtwo reveals his inner motives. Link stops.
"Wait a second…so you were with them all along!" he yells.
"With who all along?" Mewtwo asks.
"The ones that keep secrets! The ones that make you feel…like something is being kept from you!"
"Oh really? And who are these 'ones' that you talk about?"
"They are just the ones!"
"The ones can be interpreted in many different ways…you need to learn more vocabulary…"
"Why?"
"So you can describe these ones to me!"
"Who says I can't describe them?"
"You! It was subtle but clear…like on a subtle but clear night I will reveal all to you in the pale moonlight!"
"Sweet. Ya know, you should go into writing poetry or something!"
"I have already. I've written three thousand poems…all my poems tell of what will happen in the future!"
"Really? What will happen to Young Link?"
"…you really don't wanna know."
"What do you mean by that?"
"I mean that Young Link is goi---"
"HEY!" Mewtwo is interrupted by someone. Link and Mewtwo turn around to see Crazy Hand.
"Aw! Crazy Hand! We were just getting to the good part!" Link pouts.
"What good part?" Crazy Hand asks in a crazy voice!
"Mewtwo was going to tell me what happens to Young Link!"
"Really?"
"Well, I don't know if it's for sure, but…" Mewtwo starts backing away.
"GET HIM!" Crazy Hand yells. Both the hand and the smasher pounce on Mewtwo…
A/N: Muahahaha! There's going to more on Young Link himself in the next chapter...at least there better be...mrow...muahahaha! INSANITY!