Sasuke glared down at the birthday cake on the table. Why had Naruto and Sakura insisted on throwing him a birthday party? He wanted to be able to be emo in peace for once! Naruto Smiled at him from across the table.
"Heh Heh. Don't you like your cake?!" He asked, cheerful as always. Sakura grinned at him from her chair, positioned next to him. Kakashi-Sensai just kinda looked at him from the other chair next to him.
"Go on, eat it already!" Naruto said. Sakura sighed.
"Sasuke, if you didn't want cake, you should have just told us." She informed him.
"I did." he mumbled.
"Forty two times in fact." Sasuke finished. Naruto pouted in his chair.
"Too bad. You're gonna eat it and like it." He said. Kakashi just shrugged. Sasuke just sighed, and then looked at the chocolate frosting with envy.
"Fine." He mumbled, picking up his spork. He scooped up a bit of the cake, and, popping it into his mouth, began to chew. He smiled lightly. The cake tasted like the one his mommy had made him on his 6'Th birthday. This almost made up for the 'emo session' he was missing! Naruto grinned.
"You like it, don't you." he said. Sasuke swallowed and ate another bite. Sakura smiled.
"I knew you would like it." She said. Once again Kakashi shrugged.
"Yeah, Happy Birthday." he said, handing him a present.
"I have to go, I'm sorry." he said, and was gone in a poof of smoke. Sakura laid her present down next to Kakashi's and so did naruto. When sasuke finished his cake, He opened his presents. Kakashi had given him a book entitled 'How to get revenge for dummies'. He smiled at that. Sakura had given him a little plush cat.
"It's for when you get lonely." she said. Apparently she thought the kitty could and would comfort him. He smiled politely and set it with Kakashi's gift. Naruto smiled at him.
"You're gonna like my gift!" He proclaimed. Sasuke opened up the gift to find a member's pass-thing for an Itachi fan club. Sasuke twitched, looked at Naruto, twitched again, and then chased the blond out of his house and down the road.
A/N- I know, it's stupid. But I had to make a funny birthday fic for Sasuke. (I can't just have a sad, kinda emo one, can I now.) Besides, my sister loves Sasuke.