A/N: I have no idea where this is actually going, so I'm ending this madness next chapter...

Young Link's Journey

"We're here!" the sparrow announced cheerfully. They arrived at a gigantic nest resting precariously on an extremely large pillar.

Young Link shook nervously, looking around. "Where are the dragonlings?"

"Oh, well they..." the sparrow trailed off, frowning, "oh dear. They don't appear to be here. Did the dragonlings services come along and take them away?"

The two of them looked all over the nest but none of the dragons were in sight.

"Oh shoot," the sparrow sighed, "well, I guess you're off the hook. Have a nice day!"

"Wait!" Young Link cried out, "How am I supposed to get out of here?"

"I don't know," the sparrow replied, "you sound smart. Figure it out."

Young Link grumbled while the sparrow flew off.

He looked around the nest before climbing to the outer edge. He shuddered when he looked down.

It was only about a five hundred foot fall. No biggie, right?

"Wait a minute," Young Link scratched his chin, "I wonder if I-"

Suddenly a large figure flew upwards towards Young Link, nearly knocking him off the edge of the nest. It came back down and greeted him.

"Hello there again," the dragonfly said, "sorry about earlier. Didn't realize that the volcano would explode like that so early. Where did that sparrow go?"

Young Link regained his composure and looked at the giant insect. "She left 'cause her dragonlings left...apparently. Could you get me out of this nest?"

"Probably," the dragonfly replied, "let's see what kind of other magic I can conjure up."

"Well, maybe you shouldn't use ma-"

CRACK!

The large rock the nest was settled on snapped in two, threatening to fall over on its side.

"What did you do!?" Young Link yelled.

"Oh, I dunno," the dragonfly shrugged, "but maybe you can get on my back instead. Might be easier than magic."

Young Link cautiously hoisted himself on the large insect's back, trying not to look downward when the insect took off.

"Where to next, young fella?" the insect asked.

"Well," Young Link said, "I was searching for my boomerang but now I have absolutely no idea where it could be...not that I ever had any idea, but now I don't even know where we are."

"Where did you come from then?"

"The Smash Mansion."

"Ah, perfect, I know just where that is!"

"Great," Young Link smiled, "how long will it take us to get there?"

"Oh, I dunno," the insect replied, "I just have the picture of the place in my mind. Not entirely sure where it is from this exact location but I'm sure that it won't take long."

Young Link sighed. Well, this beats trying to walk all the way there...I guess.

The African Gangster Cats

After many hours of searching, none of the felines were able to find the legendary pokemon.

"This is stupid," one of them said, "why don't we go try and find Mew instead?"

"Wouldn't Mew be harder to find?" another pointed out.

"We NEED Mewtwo!" Logan yelled, "Can't have that silly substitute instead of him."

"What do you need Mewtwo for anyway," Captain Falcon asked.

All the felines exchanged glances. "Um," Logan spoke up, "I don't know anymore, actually. It's just urgent. Very urgent, I tell ya."

Captain Falcon shrugged. "Okay. Good luck!" With that, he ran out of the room.

"Should we continue looking or just leave?" a cheetah asked.

"Continue looking, of course," Logan narrowed his eyes, "I know he's in this vicinity somewhere. We can't give up now...we must combine our senses and show this world what we cats can do!"

The others yowled in agreement, setting off in separate directions to continue the search for the absentee smasher.

Meanwhile...in that random area...again

It worked!

Of course, this tornado wasn't as magnificent or as strong as the tornado Young Link could summon, but it still worked!

Confetti was thrown all over the place, covering all the panicking life forms in the room. Young Link's boomerang expertly avoided all the flying objects and headed towards the window.

When it escaped, it cried out in ecstasy and started heading as fast as it could away from the strange place.

Hopefully I can keep up this momentum, it thought, I don't even know where the Smash Mansion is, but if I can just get far enough away from here...

Suddenly it noticed a sparrow flying by quickly. The boomerang landed in a tree and sat silently, hoping that the bird wouldn't notice it.

The sparrow landed on a branch nearby.

"I can't believe they took my babies away," it cried, "I was doing such a good job with them...and I'm sure they would have been proud to see me carry that green-clad human-prey thing too..."

Green-clad human-prey thing?

"Um, excuse me," the boomerang slowly emerged and approached the sparrow, "where did you leave that prey thing you were talking about? It might be my master."

The sparrow blinked in surprise. "Oh dear, I didn't know anybody was listening to me. Well, I left him on a nest about half a mile that-a-way." She pointed in the direction of the nest.

"Thank you!" the boomerang said, "Have a great day!" With that, it sped off, hoping to find Young Link. It knew it was probably a long shot, but any lead is better than nothing.

The sparrow looked back towards the flying object. "I wonder if those dragonlings would have preferred prey like that instead..."

Mario

They made it.

With plenty of time at that. The water started dissipating long before it even reached the four-some. They could have even had a little tea party if they wanted.

"Good, we're out of harms way, " Crazy Hand said, "but still in the closet I think. Closer to the door probably. Not sure though. I haven't created a portal like that in a looong time. In fact I-"

"Okay then, how do we get out of here?" Mewtwo interrupted, growing more and more impatient.

"By searching for the way we came in?" Link offered.

"Wait," Mario spoke up, "has this magical closet been in the mansion the whole time? How could we not have seen it before?"

"There's plenty of things in there you haven't seen," Crazy Hand said, "and many that you shouldn't..."

The four-some headed onwards in the dark, hoping to find the entrance to the closet soon. They stopped when they heard caterwauling nearby.

"Is that from the mansion?" Link asked.

"Sounds like...a bunch of felines..." Mewtwo shook his head, "no, there aren't that many there. We must be heading deeper into the forest. Let's go a different way."

Just when they were about to head the opposite way, a door flung open, revealing a caracal.

"Aha!" it yelled out, "There you are! I knew I'd find you here!"

He pointed towards Mewtwo who frowned back.

"Who are you?" Mewtwo asked.

"The great Logan," the caracal bowed, "we need you to come with us, it's urgent."

"What are you talking about?" Mewtwo asked.

Crazy Hand sped towards the door and shoved the wild cat aside. He startled when he noticed many pairs of feline eyes staring at him.

"What are you all doing here!?" he yelled, "Get out! Now!"

All the felines but Logan scattered, leaving their ring leader behind.

"Eh, they were useless anyway," Logan spat, "look, Mewtwo, I need you to-"

"Get out!" Crazy Hand grabbed the cat and flung him out the nearby window.

"...wasn't that a bit harsh?" Mario asked.

"I don't want a bunch of non-smashers running around this place," Crazy Hand said, "especially those who disobey me!" When the three smashers were safely out of the closet and inside the mansion, Crazy Hand sped off.

"Well, that was really weird," Mewtwo said, "now back to the old grindstone..."

Luigi and Dr. Mario

"Where should we head to next?" Dr. Mario asked. The two of them decided to leave the land of 'E' to head off for more promising lands.

"Well, I don't think that there is any place as great as the land of 'E'," Luigi replied solemnly, "I think we should try and head back to the mansion...why did even leave in the first place?"

Dr. Mario scratched his chin. "You know, I don't remember. Huh. And weren't we with Mario at some point?"

"That's right!"

"I wonder whatever happened to him?"

"I wonder whatever happened to all the pasta that was promised us?"

"..." Dr. Mario paused, "wait, do you think we should listen to that giant mosquito's prophecy or not?"

"She scared off all the wonderful people here so...no," Luigi said.

"Okay then," Dr. Mario perked up, "let's head back to the mansion!"

After traveling for several hours, they arrived at the mansion's front door.

But something seemed off about it.

"Why is there an ominous black mist surrounding this place?" Dr. Mario asked.

"Beats me," Luigi replied, "maybe this is where that great gladiator battle is supposed to take place or something."

Dr. Mario nodded. "Must be where we're supposed to be. Let's head inside..."

Jigglypuff and Pikachu

Pikachu stopped.

"Nah, I don't think this will work," he turned around and headed back towards Jigglypuff, going barely out of reach from the evil prosecutor.

Jigglypuff breathed a sigh of relief. "Thank goodness, I thought that guy was going to get you."

"What guy?" Pika asked, turning around, "oh, him."

"Someday I will get you!" the prosecutor threatened, "And you will regret ever going against me!"

"That's what they all say," Pikachu sighed, "let's head back to the mansion, Puff. I think Master Hand and Crazy Hand would get mad at us for staying out too long."

The two Pokemon started heading away from the statue, leaving the fuming, vengeful dude behind.

They traveled back to the mansion and stopped when they noticed the black mist surrounding the entire building.

"Strange," Pikachu said, "I wonder what's going on in there?"

"Should we enter?" Jigglypuff asked.

"Well, yes, it's our home...well, temporary home at least."

"But what if there's a great evil inside?"

"Can't be a greater evil than that prosecutor we just met."

"I'm not kidding, Pika! I think we should hang outside for a while."

"Do what you want, Puff...I'm going in." Pikachu got down on all fours and headed inside, eager to see what was up.

Jigglypuff sighed, following the other pokemon inside. What's the worst that can happen to them?