Young Link's and Boomerang's Journey
The dragonfly flew along, heading in one direction, hoping that it would lead them to the great mansion.
Wouldn't it be useful if they could fly up and pinpoint the mansion's location simply by being at a higher altitude?
After a while, that very thought crossed the insect's mind and he started heading upwards, warning Young Link of the maneuver beforehand.
When they arrived at what seemed to be a suitable height, the dragonfly paused temporarily, looking in every direction to see where the massive place could be. He sighed when he couldn't see anything immediately so he traveled along for several more miles before spotting what seemed to be a telltale sign of the large building: a gigantic flag waving in the wind with a giant hand imprinted on it.
It's not like the dragonfly had ever actually been inside the building (though he would race around the outside, considering it his daily exercise routine) but he had seen giant large hands hovering outside sometimes and therefore knew this was the right place.
Unless of course there's another place out there rules by giant hands, but what are the chances of that?
The insect started heading quickly down towards the mansion, Young Link crying out in victory. It was a good thing he listened to that dragonfly. Not that he had much choice in the matter. If only he could sprout wings and fly away...
...if only he could find his boomerang.
Not that the boomerang gave him that ability, but wouldn't it be cool if Young Link were a boomerang? Maybe one day-if he finds his precious boomerang ever again-he could conjure up a switching spell so that he could experience the joys of flying through the air and the boomerang could experience...being planted on the ground.
Sadness filled Young Link's heart at the thought of his weapon. Sure, he could easily buy another one...well, actually, if he bought another one then he could totally try out that switching spell.
That is exactly what he'll do. Buy another boomerang.
Now, any outsider would think he's heartless for ditching his long-lost friend (though when they find out it's a boomerang and not a person they may just think Young Link's crazy). But after all his new experiences, Young Link decided that the best route to take was just starting all over again. Maybe he could actually find a weapon that wouldn't fuss with him so much (at least once a day that silly boomerang didn't bother grabbing the object he wanted...and Young Link was sure that the weapon would blame it on his poor throwing skills, which was completely and utterly wrong).
The two finally arrived at the mansion and Young Link thanked the giant insect profusely for the free ride. He offered some rupees to the dragonfly, but the insect refused, saying that it was his pleasure to bring the lad to the mansion. After bidding farewell, the dragonfly flew towards the roof of the mansion and started flying around it.
Young Link entered the mansion, still having absolutely no idea that his boomerang had been following them the entire time.
The boomerang finally arrived at the mansion. Excitedly it raced towards Young Link, hoping it could get inside before the front door closed behind the young Hyrulian.
And it succeeded! Hurray!
The sparrow following the boomerang had landed on a branch outside the mansion. She was too late to try and get into the front door but surely there was another way for her to get in?
She felt strange for having a sudden impulse to follow that silly weapon all that way but something told her it had to be done. She circled around the mansion, looking for an open window or small crack that would allow her to sneak inside.
Much to her dismay, she managed to cross paths with that pesty dragonfly near the top.
No words were exchanged between them, but the sparrow decided it was her best interest to avoid the larger hexapod. She certainly didn't want another volcano to magically appear in front of her again like before. That was completely weird and uncalled for.
She started spiraling downward until she noticed an open window. She immediately took the opportunity and flew into the mansion.
She slowed her speed when she entered and landed on top of a well-made bed. She looked around and noticed that the door presumably connecting the room to the rest of the mansion was closed.
She sighed. Hopefully it will open soon...or I'll just have leave...I don't feel like leaving though because I just went through all the time and trouble to-
Suddenly the door opened, revealing a pink ball with tiny appendages.
Great! This was the sparrow's chance! She leaped off the bed and started flying to the door, narrowly making it through before the door was shut again behind her.
The Mansion and the Final Battle
Now everybody was inside that needed to be inside.
The gigantic wasp that addressed Dr. Mario and Luigi in the land of 'E' the other day flew happily towards the mansion. Everything had gone according to plan.
When she spotted the dragonfly circling around the top of the mansion, she rose up to greet him.
"Greetings, good sir," she addressed the dragonfly, "I'm glad you were able to get the great swordsman into the castle."
"It was my pleasure, my queen."
"Is everything else set up?"
"I've been doing my circles around the mansion and it appears that everything is ready to go."
"Good."
The mosquito bid farewell to the other insect before she exploded.
Meanwhile, inside the mansion, Young Link's boomerang tried to search for its master but couldn't find him anywhere. It was weird. It looked like Young Link had just entered the mansion but he was no where in sight.
And neither was anyone else for that matter.
The boomerang landed on the ground and started hopping around. Hopefully it could find some life form that could tell it where Young Link went.
After a few moments of wandering around, the boomerang started climbing up the stairs. It stopped when it saw the sparrow.
A blood-thirsty sparrow at that.
Or wood-thirsty if you'd prefer that.
The boomerang panicked and tumbled down the stairs, taking off like a rocket after it hit the ground. The sparrow followed in hot pursuit, still not entirely sure why she developed a sudden inclination to grab that boomerang.
But that doesn't matter anymore. She can't let that weapon get away!
After a few seconds of high speed chasing, the sparrow grabbed the boomerang and cried out triumphantly.
The boomerang tried desperately to escape the evil talons of the tiny bird but it was futile.
Nearby, the giant mosquito appeared out of thin air.
"It is time for the intervention to begin," she said.
Dr. Mario and Luigi appeared next to the giant insect.
"What do we do?" Luigi asked.
"Just wait and see," replied the insect.
Suddenly, Young Link entered the room. His eyes widened when he saw his precious boomerang in the talons of pure evil.
"No!" he yelled out, "Give me back my boomerang!"
He pulled out his sword, not even bothering to question how the boomerang got there or why there was a gigantic mosquito nearby.
The sparrow narrowed her eyes at the young Hyrulian.
"Ah, we meet again," she said.
"Give me back my boomerang..." Young Link repeated.
"But I need food for my dragonlings," the sparrow replied.
"...but you don't have any dragonlings."
"Well then...I shall find them if it is the last thing I do!"
"No you won't! You're delusional! You never had them and now you're just trying to...ruin my life..." Young Link paused and looked over at the giant mosquito.
"Oh, don't mind me," the insect shrugged, "I'm just here to watch the show."
"Wait a second," Young Link said, "you have something to do with this, don't you?"
"Oh no, not at all," the mosquito replied, slightly panicking, "what would make you think such a thing?"
"Because I've never seen you before," Young Link pointed out, "and then there's the fact that you're surrounded by an ominous dark mist."
"Look," the insect said, "I don't know what you're getting at but I-"
"Wait a second," the sparrow interrupted, dropping the boomerang, "I think I remember you from somewhere..."
"No you don't!" the mosquito quickly replied.
"Yes I do!" the sparrow yelled, "You were the one who was jealous that I had gotten dragonlings to look after and you didn't."
"...I don't know what you're talking about."
"You took them, didn't you?"
"Um...no."
"Yeah, you did!"
"...well...I, just...well, I-"
"You're going to pay!"
The sparrow flew towards the mosquito at lightning speed.
"Be careful!" Luigi quickly said, "This mosquito will-"
KABOOM!
The mosquito exploded, sending everyone flying in different directions.
After a few moments, Young Link recovered and started looking around for his boomerang. When he spotted it, he ran over and grabbed it.
"Boomerang!" he cried, "I'm so glad I found you!"
The boomerang didn't reply. Technically Young Link didn't find the boomerang, but what could the boomerang say?
Young Link proceeded to hug the boomerang.
"Awww, they finally got reunited," Dr. Mario said, "isn't that nice?"
"I guess," Luigi shrugged.
"Where am I going to find my dragonlings?" the sparrow asked. She angrily flew out the window, forgetting about the weapon and the young Hyrulian entirely.
"Promise you will never leave me again, boomerang," Young Link said, still holding on to his precious weapon.
The boomerang promised silently.
...and they lived happily ever after.
A/N: I apologize for the somewhat abrupt ending and nonexistent battle but what can I say? I'm super duper lazy :)