Chapter Five
Ron goes Homicidal
What did they mean Hermione was leaving too? She was supposed to be home for me. You know, to help me through this difficult time. Then again it wasn't that surprising and I doubt it will be that difficult.
After the THING during the battle, that none of us talk about, I wasn't too surprised to hear Ginny had a fancy for girls. After what that prick did to her...
But I digress. The point is I need Hermione.
Yeah, I admited it. Happy?
In any case, Hermione is going to some camp this summer. Something for trouble youth. Hermione wasn't troubled. She just needed me.
Oooh! There's an idea! Maybe...
I marched into Ginny's room where she and Mum were packing.
"Mum!"
"Yes dear?"
"I'm deranged! I need to go to counseling as well!"
Mum looked at me as Ginny collasped into a laughing fit on the bed. As good as it was to hear Ginny laughing (Merlin knew she hadn't done so in a while), she was laughing at me. I felt a moment of rage and lunged at my sister. Ginny shrieked and rolled away. She took off out the door and down the stairs.
I chased her. Half way down the steps, I slipped. I must have made a sound for Ginny looked behind her then promptly jumped over the banister into the living room.
I landed in a heap at the bottom of the stairs. Mum gracefully descended the stairs to look at me. "Guess we'd better make it two reservations. Good thing it's free."
As I lay in a slightly coma tose state I wondered who in the wizarding world could afford to be free.
"Hello? Malfoy Manor? I'd like to make another reservation..."
Ginny walked over and knelt by me. "Congradulations, Ron. You get to come spend six months with Draco Malfoy."
Oh Fuck.
(A/N: Behold the intellegence of Ron unleashed! Hurray for Homicidal Ron! He was fun! Next chapter, Draco gets to meet his charges.