Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey p5

Chapter 5

"Scott! For God's sakes cant you just gargle with mouthwash like a normal mutant?!" Logan protested

"Ah forget it, Logan. Scott's just being silly." Jean yawned before turning off her lamp light and settling in

"Well that's just great! Now what?!" Logan barked loudly

"Shhhhh!" Remy hushed loudly

"Ok ok geez." Logan grunted, rolling his eyes before entering the bathroom

"Ogh…egh Logan." Scott muttered

"For God's sakes, spit that toothpaste s*** out!" Logan snapped

"Ahhh…much better." Scott replied, after spitting the paste out and getting some on Logan's hair

"Ok cyke, now listen. Red an' the group are out, so you an me are stayin' here. You got me? I'm not mad: here are the two most important rules: Never snitch and always keep your mouth shut." Logan ordered, placing his arm around Scott's shoulder

"Were you watching Goodfellas yesterday Logan? 'Cause I swear Robert DeNiro said that exact line in the movie." Scott stated observingly

"Ah what's the use, we can talk about it in the morning. Now zip it and get some shut-ass." Logan barked

"Ok." Scott complied and settled in the bathtub before snoring

"Ugh…just what I want to hear at night. Nothing but loud breathing between your nose holes and the mouth." Logan griped as Scott tossed and turned

"Urmm…Jean….yes that's it…oh Jean…" Scott moaned

"What the hell are you blubberin' about now?" Logan hissed

"Mmmm….just a little lower…ohhh….that's it Jean…ohhh….ooh…" Scott moaned

"Oh…mein….gott." Kurt gasped seeing what's going on

"And three's a crowd." Logan snarled before grabbing Kurt and hurling him into the room before locking the door "What the Sam Hill you doin' elf?!" He hissed

"I just went down to get a snack." Kurt replied meekly

"AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!" Logan roared

"Hey! Logan! Would you do us a favor and shut your damn piehole!" Rogue snapped bitterly

"ooh…oh Scott…just a little lower…ohhh….oooh…uhhh…ooh" Jean moaned

"You've got to be kidding me." Kurt groaned

"Hey! That was my line in this story!" Logan barked

"Well, to be rhetorical, catch phrases are borrowed by fellow characters." Kurt added

"Since when did you watch Discovery Channel?" Logan joked sarcastically

"Hey…did the pizza get here yet?" Scott moaned sleepily

"The pizza's here. Get it and bring it here quietly!" Logan ordered

"Sir, yes, sir!" Scott complied in full Army salute before marching out and with Kurt

One minute later….

"Um, Scott? What are we doing in Domino's Pizza at two in the morning again?" Kurt asked nervously, checking for police cruisers

"Getting our pizza order and bringing up to our hotel cabin." Scott answered "Now help me unlock these doors here."

"Yes sir." Kurt complied, setting up his blowtorch and blazing it through the metal key before the doors broke loose and crashed in a heap

"Nice work, Kurt!" Scott complimented. "Now let's get our meal ticket!" He grinned, rushing in

"And getting out before the cops come." Kurt added under his breath before rushing in also

two minutes later…

"oooh…yes Scott, yeah…ooh…I feel so sexy…oooh…oh…put a bun in my oven…yeah…" Jean muttered in her sleep

"Got any fives?" Logan asked

"Go fish." Colossus answered as he, Logan, Remy, Bobby and Forge were playing cards in the restroom. It's been two minutes since Scott and Kurt left for their so-called "pizza order." Logan knew that with those two, chaos and disaster was in motion

"Ugh…where the hell are they? It's three in the morning, Jean's still snoozing, the Knicks are playing five-to-one, and now we're in here playing cards for God knows how long!" Logan moaned

"Here you go. I got the Knicks game on my portable TV." Colossus said, handing it to Logan

"Gee, thanks big guy." Logan said, grinning, giving him a pat on the back

"My pleasure." Colossus replied, smiling

"We got it!" Scott whispered as he and Kurt entered with their pizza box

"All right! Nothing like some cheese an pepperoni in the morning!" Remy howled with delight

"Hey boys…as long as you have that… save some for me?" Jean asked sleepily

"Of course, Red." Logan grinned, handing her a fresh-baked slice

"Round round get around, I get around." Bobby sang

"Ok, we could use some Beach Boys music, right Logan?" Scott asked

"Oh yeah." Logan replied as all clinked their Pepsi glasses