Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey p11
Chapter 11
"Scott? Scott, the paper's here. Scott?" Jean asked him only to hear Scott snoring
"Ok then." Jean said and patted him on the back
"Pizza's here!" Colossus bellowed as he, Kurt, Remy and Tabitha entered the hotel room
"Shhhh! Scott's snoozing!" Jean hissed
"Oops." Colossus replied meekly as Tabitha rubbed her forehead.
"Gee, I didn't know Scott was *that* exhausted." Kurt said rhetorically as he set up the sodas
"How'd you figure?" Jean asked
"Well…" Kurt said
One day before…
"Now remember Scott: Get a *small* soda this time, I don't want a repeat of *last* time either." Remy instructed as he and Scott stood by the soda fountain at KFC. It was around midnight and the X-Gang were seated at a booth eating
"Hmmm…Pepsi Max or Fanta?" Scott asked, stroking his beard
"Oh for God's sakes, just get one! Gotta get that name, gotta get that name…" Remy trailed
"Oh dear God, not *now*" Jean moaned as Rogue got in music motion
"We've got to get that name, got to get that name!" Rogue sang, hovering over an annoyed Jean
"Ugh…" Scott moaned while Remy slapped his forehead
"Ok, ok, you've done your performance, now for the love of Elohim, God on high…" Jean started to rant
"If he will deliver us!" Rogue belted out
"Aaargh!" Jean screamed
"Please God…" Scott moaned
"Daddy daddy get me out of…" Remy started before Scott grabbed him by the collar
"Don't…sing…that…song…*ever*…again" Scott growled
Remy nodded weakly. "Oh thank *God* that's done with!" Jean hollered out
Back at the hotel…
"So lemme get this straight: Remy and Rogue's loud singing is what caused Scott to be so tired?" Jean asked questionably, having heard the silliest story she's ever heard
"Yep." Kurt nodded
"Gee…you think maybe we should introduce Remy and Rogue to oh I don't know like Sonny and Cher." Jean noted
"Uh…" Kurt muttered
"What is it?" Jean asked before noticing "Oh my god."
"I've got you babe. I've got you babe" Remy and Rogue sang dressed in Sonny and Cher outfits in front of a stunned Jean, Kurt, Colossus, Tabitha and Scott
"Unbelievable." Scott gasped
"I've seen several costume get-ups…but none like *that*!" Kurt added in disgust
"Oh you've…" Logan started
"Got to be…" Kurt continued
"Kidding me." Scott finished
"Whoa. Uh, wanna watch football?" Jean asked the guys
"Knicks vs. Tigers again?" Colossus asked. Jean gave him a thumbs-up
"Dibs on the chips and dip." Kurt added as he and Remy headed into the TV room
"Hey! Save some of that dip for me!" Tabitha hollered as she, Jean, Colossus and Scott followed