"Good evening. Colossus here to introduce the 12th part of the ongoing Road Trip saga. Last we left off, our mutant heroes were once again contemplating on the use of caffeine…and the usual rip-offs of songs from David Bowie, Ofra Haza, and the Muppets, courtesy of Rogue and Gambit and to the dismay of Wolverine, Scott, Jean, Kurt and myself included. We have quite a chapter, loaded with the usual hilarious situations in the style of TV sitcoms and sketch comedy shows. So…without further ado…here is the 12th chapter of the "Road Trip" saga. Enjoy."
Batman100 presents
Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey
Chapter 12
"Mm-mmm! Man, that was some good fried chicken!" Bobby howled, licking his chops
"You got that right." Logan piped up, munching a biscuit
"Hey…what time is it?" Jean asked rhetorically, her eyes drooping
"Uh…time to get a watch?" Bobby joked
"Oh ha-ha very funny." Jean yawned sarcastically before snoring
"Uh, Jean? Hey, c'mon now, don't nod off. Not when we're near the pool." Bobby ordered
"Zzzz…" Jean snored, then fell on top of Logan and both splashed into the water
"Oh my god!" Bobby cackled uproariously "Man that was *hilarious!*"
"Hmmm…not very articulate Bobby right Scott?" Colossus asked turning to Scott's direction "Uh Scott?"
"Hold on Jean!" Scott screamed, racing to the pool like crazy and bowling over Tabitha
"Oof! Scott, what the *hell* are you doing?! This is *NOT* Baywatch!" Tabitha hollered
"Ugh! Jean, for God's sakes, get up!" Logan gasped as Jean continued snoozing
"Oh for crying out…Kurt, get in there *now*!" Tabitha ordered
"Me?! In there?! I just dried my fur this morning, for goodness sakes!" Kurt hollered
"To be fair, the fur's not *that* hairy." Remy commented
"Oh, thank you." Kurt responded
"By the way, where the hell's Scott?" Tabitha asked, looking around
"One guess." Rogue moaned, directing Tabitha's attention to the pool
"Popcorn?" Kurt asked as he handed Colossus a popcorn bag while watching the pool events
"Hang on Jean!" Scott hollered, hoisting Jean and Logan before accidentally blasting a taxi cab with his visor
"Nice save." Jean gasped, spitting out water as Logan supported her
"Errgh! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN TO STAY ON THE SHALLOW LINE?!" Tabitha screamed in an accent similar to Bob Hoskins before Colossus dove in, causing a tidal wave to splash on everybody
"Wow! Now that's a dive!" Kurt hooted, snapping photos
"Pfft." Tabitha grunted, spitting chlorine water out of her mouth
Two minutes later…
"That was so heroic of you, Scott." Kurt commented, amazed by Scott's heroism
"By heroic, you mean destroying a New Jersey Yellow Cab that my father lent me and causing a major splash out, then *that* is heroic." Tabitha added sarcastically, using her hair blower
"Now come on. He did that to get Jean and Logan out of the deep water. How deep was it, Scott?" Colossus asked in press uniform, taking notes
"Uh Colossus, lose the fake reporter guise" Tabitha grunted, getting her makeup
"Well what can I say? A Medal of Bravery should be presented." Scott commented as Kurt took notes
"Oh you've got to be joking: You're doing a mock news interview over a silly pool accident?!" Tabitha screamed
"This is incredible! The press'll be selling it like crazy!" Colossus added excitedly