Okay back and ready for some more episodes, are you? Anyway, I am answering some questions before they get asked

Will wingleys be mentioned? Oh yes. Very so.

What about Virages? Mmm maybe I haven't really thought on that.

When will Dragoon spirits be seen? Around the Haku and Zabuza thingy… yeah a little ways off but well worth it.

And I am not answering anything about who will become what but I can say this, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura will all become Dragoons. Anyway, I have forgotten to mention that there will be Ocs later in the book, but that's later. and more than the 4 posted at the beginning, a lot more.

Anyway I've done bored you all to tears, haven't I? on with the story!

Ch. 2 my name is Konohamaru!

Naruto was getting his picture taken, as he became a fully fledged Ninja now, and he, being who he is, had to over do it.

" are you sure you want you picture taken like this?" the camera man asked with a puzzled face, as for why anyone in their right mind wouldn't want to look like that in their picture.

But it was Naruto what could you do?

The blonde nodded eagerly "yeah, yeah, Just take it already!"

"alright but don't blame me later" the man said getting under the flap over the camera.

FLASH!

The blonde boy had painted his face pale white with red markings all over himself he made a grimacing face as if he would scare others off.

Naruto took the picture back to the Hokage's Office and showed Lord Hokage who stared at him and he let out a small laugh." at first I couldn't figure out how to do it, It took me like three hours to come up with that pose but finaly I got it" he gave a thumbs up. "its like an art project on my face, only cooler"

"take it again," the Hokage said

"huh? No way!" the blonde whined

"we can't accept this photo" the old man replied.

"well I'm not taking it again!" the boy yelled at the old man after meeting the gaze of the Hokage he growled and yelled "Transform!" He transformed into the naked lady again and infuriated the old man, (who actually fell down, chair and all.)

He sat up wiping his bleeding nose "that's the sexy jutsu you say? Very tricky, too tricky. Don't do it again!" he added the last part rather firmly to Naruto who had changed back to himself. "and where is your head band? You're supposed be wearing it." the Lord Hokage added.

"oh, I'm not putting it on till the orientation, Don't wanna mess it up" he said holding the goggles on his forehead where the head band should've been.

"so you want your headband to look nice, but your picture to look like a clown. That picture will be used in ninja missions and is the key to your future. Look at this picture, you can't even tell who it is!" the Hokage said.

"well, fine!" Naruto gave up, " how am I supposed to know all this complicated stuff anyway?" just then the door opened, no knock no nothing and a small boy with short brown hair and a overlarge scarf ran in holding a shuuriken.

"old man! I challenge you!" he yelled running toward to Hokage. "I'm going to defeat you and become the fifth Hokage!" just then right after he made his little speech tripped over the incredibly long scarf.

And another man who had sunglasses with a head band tied around his head. Stuttered over his own words. "are.. Are you okay honorable grandson?and by the way there is nothing really to trip on, its really flat." the man said to the 'honorable grandson' who , to Naruto, seemed like a spoiled, overeager brat. The kid got up and accused Naruto of tripping him and Naruto protested, they had their little agreement and the man with sunglasses had saw Naruto as a trouble maker and the nine-tailed fox that had been sealed inside of Naruto twelve years ago. when Naruto was about to get physical with this fight the man stepped in " hey! Get you hands off of the honorable grandson of the third Hokage!"

Naruto stopped for a moment he still had the boy in his hands,

"ha! I thought you were going to hit me! Are you scared because the third is my grandfather?"

"I DON'T CARE IF HE'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER!" Naruto yelled in the boys face, and then hit him yelling 'Believe it'

The boy was shocked and thought in his head how this guy was different from the rest. The man who kept referring to the shrimp as honorable grandson was now gasping and stuttering at what Naruto just did. The Hokage could tell that this was going to be a long day. Naruto left the building only to be followed by the kid.

Seriously, rocks are not squared at the corners, even the blonde dope knew that. At first he tried to ignore him, hoping he would go away, Naruto was not in the mood to be messed with. Until he had enough " alright I know your following me so give it up!"

The boy went up to the blonde and had made the decision that he would be the apprentice of Naruto and made sure he added that Naruto had to show him how to do sexy jutsu.

Naruto was like what the hell, and was about to turn the kid down.

"please boss?"

Oh Naruto liked that. Being called boss by anyone, even this kid, meant a whole lot to him.

"boss?"

"yeah you're the boss! Boss, boss, boss, boss!" the kid realized Naruto had liked being called ' boss' and Naruto accepted the kid.

"listen you wanna be a master ninja?" he said as they walked down the street " you gotta learn to control you catrha"

"catrha? Uhh boss I think you're talking about chakra"

Whatever us cool guys say catrha!" Naruto pouted he was trying to explain what chakra was but the kid already knew.

"listen you can blab all you want about knowing that jutsu but it all really comes down to one thing. Hard work and guts, and I'm going to throw some real hard challenges at you, are ya ready?"

"I'm Ready, Boss!"

" then show me a transformation"

The kid looked at him inquiringly and naruto continued "show me what you can do"

"alright but.. What do I transform into?" the kid asked.

"uhh well…" Naruto looked around a little bit "there transform into her!" he pionted at a rather pretty girl.

"alright no problem!" he transformed.

There was a problem…. A very big problem, this kid had a long way to go. Not only did he seem 3 time a large as her, he made the face squished.

Oh this was going to be a bad day.

Naruto earned a smack on the head from the lady the kid made an attempt to turn into, and the lady kindly addressed the kid as honorable grandson like the other man did, and left. Their next 'mission' was to 'research on female beauty'

( BAKA! Pervs! ) they looked at pictures of bikinied women, but the man who ran the shop had woken up and smacked Naruto on the head,

The then went into a female hot spring with transformed themselves into females.. Unfortunately the kid made it obvious they were not female and Naruto got beat some more.

Naruto had asked himself aloud "why do they only beat on me?"

"sorry" the kid said "its because I'm the grandson of the Hokage." he said rather upset about it.

"hey don't worry about it I prepared you so you can now do the sexy jutsu" he gave a thumbs up and added, " believe it you just need to practice. Now the trick is to get all the curves in the right places, are you ready?"

"I'm ready boss! Transform!"

Imagine a large image of the kid with 4 time larger and taller body in a bikini at least it was a girl though. Though it wasn't a very pretty one.

"no, no! you gotta make her skinnier!" Naruto groaned aloud.

"right boss! How s that!"

" no, no. curvier!"

"Curvier, Curvier!"

After several minutes about thirty or so, Naruto and the kid stopped for a drink and a bite to eat. The kid showed Naruto were a vending Machine was, and they both bought soda's and sat down to rest.

"So, what's up with this obsession with your grandfather"

The kid looked at Naruto with a softened look on his face, then down at his lap " My grandfather named me Konohamaru, after this village so it should be easy to remember, but no one calls me by that name, that's because they don't see me, all they see is the honorable grandson of the third Hokage no one knows who I am, I can't stand it anymore its like I'm invisible and I hate that, that's why I've gotta become the Hokage now! So people know who I am!" the kids fist began shaking.

After a moments thought Naruto replied

"get real do you think they'll accept a squirt like you? A kid can't just turn into a Hokage after a day or two." Naruto said.

Konohamaru Jumped up and confronted him "What?"

"its not that simple, you can't keep saying Hokage, Hokage. You know what you really have to do?"

"what? What is it?" Konohamaru said angrily with his fist raised as if to punch the blonde sitting down before him.. Naruto started to smile, "you're gonna have to defeat me in battle!" he said toward the kid who was really think about this. But he had a dream, and Naruto wasn't going to stop him! No one would!

The Hokage stared at the great stone faces and heard Iruka's voice "lord Hokage!" he jumped down "I've been looking for you."

"for what purpose?" the Hokage asked the sensei.

"its about Naruto,did he resubmit his ID Photo? I tried to talk to him but he beamed at me because he became a genin, he believes that people will stop looking down on him now." Iruka said he was actually smiling at the thought of the blonde ninja. The Hokage seemed to be thinking about something and finally replied " I fear his dream may not come true, people don't change that easily" he said with a sigh and a note of sadness in his voice. "The Nine-tailed fox is sealed inside of him, not many people know that of course only the people who fought the beast twelve years ago know the truth, I decreed no one could speak of this, not even those who's whispered about it. So that the children of today know nothing about Naruto's connection with the monster that ravaged our village and nearly destroyed us all, as long as the children don't realize this Naruto has some hope of being accepted, that was the wish of the fourth Hokage, who died protecting our village… his last wish was that Naruto would be regarded as a hero."

"A hero?" Iruka Implied.

" he defeated the fox by sealing it within a newborn baby who umbilical cord had just been cut, by sealing it within the baby, Naruto, and that's why he is a hero. However many people don't realize this and believe that the fox could take over Naruto's body or even worse, see Naruto as the nine-tails itself. And their children feel their hate and fear and turn away from him as well. Do you know what the ancients said about that Iruka?"

Iruka answer no.

"they said that when you turn someone away and reject them, when you look at them, their eyes become as cold as an icestorm in the deepest winter."

Iruka was a bit shocked at those words.

(which by the way, are in fact very, very true. Have you ever seen someone who looked as if they hated everybody? Half the time that's why. I know I've been there done that. Its over now though.)

Naruto and Konohamaru were still talking when an angry and tired voice came behind them.

"I've Found You"

Both Naruto and Konohamaru looked around and saw the man with dark sunglasses who was, presumably, Konohamaru's Sensei who gave Naruto a cold stare.

Those eyes! They all look at me like that! Why? Why do they look at me that way? Were Naruto's thoughts at the moment and he scowled at the man.

"so. Honorable grandson, its time to go home." he said flatly to Konohamaru

The kid refused and made a point that he was going to stay with Naruto and learn from him.

" a Hokage is more than just a fighter, he must know virtue, honor and he knows more than a thousand jutsu. You don't even know one" the man stated.

" Oh yeah! Transform!" the man stopped in shock, did the kid really learn a jutsu?

Well, yes, if sexy jutsu counts for anything. And that is exactly what Konohamaru did. And he made the mans jaw drop down to the floor. As you could have expected from really any man. He started screaming and yelling and Konohamaru and Naruto made faces at him. The man started pulling on the kids scarf trying to make him move, but Konohamaru, just like Naruto, was incredibly persistent, Naruto thought for a moment and knew exactly what to do.

Shadow clones + sexy jutsu -

The mans utter fail. He began gasping and his nose bled and well.. I'm sure you get the rest, And the worst part is, the lord Hokage was watching the whole thing from his crystal ball. He laid his head and his hands and honest to goodness never wanted to see the jutsu again, in his life.

Naruto transform back smiling and had announced that the name of that jutsu was ' harriem jutsu' and Konohamaru felt way out done by his boss he was a bit astonished and a bit jealous of Naruto. Later that day Konohamaru had declared himself Naruto's rival, and one day they would fight for the title of Hokage and then said there good byes, Konohamaru gave a salute and Naruto just threw his hand behind his back.

But what made Konohamaru more grateful than anything, was that Naruto had called him by his name, not honorable grandson like everyone else.