Me: *walks in front door* Hey Guys and Gals! I'm back from my school tri- WOOOOOOOW a lot have people have been here…

Naruto/Deathwing: Where. The fuck. Where you.

Me: uhh…

Arthas Menethil: It is No longer relevant Naruto.

Frsotmourne/Kakashi: indeed Arthas, Indeed.

Varian Wrynn: A better Question that all of us are wondering is when the next chapter is released.

Sasuke Uchiha: Or when I join the story

Sylvanas Windrunner: Or why you made me into a weak, crying, and over-all pansy of a Warrior. *pointed glare at author*

Sage Schiffer: Or WHEN THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO UPDATE MY STORY, BLEACH X?!

Naruko Namikaze: Or my story, Pain & Darkness?

Me: SHUT UP AND I'LL TELL YOU! *deep breath*First of all, I'd like to apologize for leaving with no notice and ignoring some Private messages. As I tried to say at the beginning of this note, I was on an extended school trip to parts of Africa where my data plan doesn't cover, and had no Wi-Fi, so sorry. I'd also like to say that (if he's still willing) I might have found a BETA reader (YAAAY!). Ok, first up on story release dates is Hate of Cataclysmic Proportions!

Naruto/Deathwing: About fucking time.

Me: Shut up! Now, before I can continue the story, I have to do some research because I know jack about the actual history of Warcraft and its characters (hence at the end of chapter 1 I said it was based off of me WATCHING my cousin play WORLD of Warcraft, so I don't really know anything), so any quick summaries of major characters' personalities/main history would be appreciated. Also, pairing suggestions would be nice. So I estimate a chapter for Thanksgiving week (between November 19 and November 23). So Next on the Agenda, Bleach X!

Sage Schiffer: Yes!

Ulquiorra Schiffer: Indeed, my descendant, indeed

Me: wait Ulquiorra, how'd you get in here?

Ulquiorra Schiffer: Kakashi Hatake is giving out keys… for the low price of Wi-Fi

Me: what does a Ninja need Wi-Fi for?

Sage Schiffer : It's Kakashi, what do think?

Me: DAMN YOU KAKASHI! QUIT SELLING MY HOUSE KEYS FOR PORN! *many deep breaths* as I was saying… Bleach X! So chapter 5 was already half way done before I left… Well, I technically finish it, but I decided it needs more, so if that chapter isn't out by the end of the week, expect it also during Thanksgiving week.

Naruko Namikaze: My turn now?

Me: *sigh* I should be used to interruptions by now, but yes, yes it is. And my final story is Pain and Darkness! So first thing… Naruko I'm sorry but I'm stuck… I can't continue the story until I get a better way to run a 3-man team. The test alone is bugging me because I don't want to use a modified bell test… but I also am struggling with how to alter Naruto to be stronger, without making him, Naruko, Their sensei, or a mysterious person that I won't mention because the character hasn't been introduced yet. On top of not making them gods, I don't want to officially reveal her brother (I'll send you a digital cookie if you can guess who). That seems to be everything for now… WAIT! I just got an Idea… I am going to make an E-Mail just to respond to you! My wonderful Fan Base! As part of the next update of each Story, I'll post the E-mail. However, there are rules.

RULE #1

All E-Mails sent to the future Email must have the Initials of the story in the subject example: HCP = Hatred of Cataclysmic Proportions

RULE #2

The E-Mail's Subject must also include the actual Subject

RULE #3

If something is inaccurate in my stories, quote a legitimate source in response. A link is good enough citation. If not quoted or link not provided, I'll be forced to assume you're lying, or it's a personal belief not a fact

RULE #4

No attachments allowed. I will have no viruses.

RULE #5

NO CAPS LOCK! I won't read your hate-mail.

RULE #6

PLEASE! Don't pester me to release sooner. I would really love to, but I don't want to reduce the (virtually non-existent) quality of my writing.

RULE #7

If you have a FanFiction account, you may suggest I read 1 of your stories. Also, if you have an E-Mail (and I know you either in Real life or on Fan Fiction) that you want me to save to my contacts, I will consider your offer.

RULE #8

THESE RULES ARE NON-NEGOTIABLE.

Me: That seems to be it…

Sage Schiffer: quite the info note eh Kusai?

Me: Yeah, Yeah… shut up…

Sasuke Uchiha: Wait! You never ans-

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