"Hey Isabella, do you have a crush on someone?" Phineas Flynn asked his neighbor and close friend Isabella Garcia Shapiro.

"Ummm, maybe?" she answered nervously

"Who is it?" Phineas asked looking surprisingly eager.

"I'm not telling you!" Isabella answered smirking at him.

"Maybe it's Ferb!" Phineas said smirking back at her.

Isabella: No, that's gross!

Phineas: It was a test! Almond brittle?

Isabella: Ooh, I love it the most!

Phineas: Me too!

Isabella: Do you collect coins?

Phineas: Yeah, just in case

Vending machines become the

Both: Dominant race

I've been alone all these years

With my irrational fears

Isabella: But not the vending machine thing. That's gonna happen.

Phineas: But now before me I see

Both: Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's you

I've found a brand new best friend and it's you

Phineas: Hmm, I thought you'd be shorter

Isabella: I've been told I'm tall

I thought I'd have a normal head, y'know...

Phineas: It's from genetics

Isabella: Ouch!

Phineas: Why would genetics hurt?

Isabella: I don't know.

Isabella: You know, I can't help but notice that your eyes are close together.

Phineas: Yeah...

Isabella: (pause) ...Nothing...

Isabella: Do Lamas weird you out?

Phineas: Yeah, are they camels or sheep?

Isabella: No, no, I meant Lorenzo

Phineas: Oh, that's right

Both: He played Meap!

Both: Now I know all about you

And you know all about me

Isabella: Ooh-wee-ooh

Both: And now before me I see

Someone with whom I agree

I've found a brand new best friend and it's you

I've found a brand new best friend and it's you

Now that I've found you

Or we can be a duo

Isabella: That's right.

Both: Twice the good

Double People!

Isabella: Coming at you Fridays!

"Umm, what just happened" Isabella asked confusedly "I mean, one moment we're having a conversation of who my crush is and the next thing you know we're breaking into a son totally unrelated to the subject."

"Yeah, I know, it's as if we sang a song that was sung by two identical evil pharmacists in a different dimension but we tweaked it so it fit us better!" Phineas said and then continued "Maybe, your crush is Baljeet!"

Isabella: No, that's gross!

Phineas: It was a test! Almond…

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