You guys are awesome! I probably won't be updating on Saturdays, for future reference.
This chapter is dedicated to: Mew Mew Pachirisu :) Thanks for being a great reader, a faithful reviewer, and for reading all my way-too-long author notes xD This is for you!
So, I promised that in this chapter you would receive: Spies, Pies, Jealousy, Confusion, Anger, and Very Large Shrimp! I shall keep my word! Enjoy the randomness, drama, and comedy that these two dates are sure to provide!
**~Songbird341~**
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own Victorious, the characters, or anything else! Only the idea!
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Chat Room 1
HappyCat: Robbie, why do we have to chat when we're sitting right next to each other?
RockRobster: I told you: My grandma is spying on us and will use anything we say to her advantage! We have to make sure she can't hear us!
HappyCat: On our own dinner date?
RockRobster: I'm sorry, Cat. My grandma told me I HAD to take someone to dinner so she could take pictures for my grandpa.
HappyCat: Why?
RockRobster: She made a dumb bet, and thinks I won't ever get a girl!
HappyCat: No, why are you sorry?
RockRobster: Well, I always wanted our first date to be...
RockRobster: I mean, I just don't want it to be awkward for you! Being on a fake date with me, and all!
HappyCat: It's fine, Robbie!
RockRobster: You sure?
HappyCat: Totally!
RockRobster: So what are you ordering?
HappyCat: The Tempura Shrimp, probably. What are you getting?
RockRobster: I haven't tried their shrimp yet. I'll get the same thing.
HappyCat: Kk!
HappyCat: Hey, is that Beck and Tori?
RockRobster: The shrimp?
HappyCat: No, those two over by the door! It looks like them...
RockRobster: Hey, that is them!
HappyCat: On a date? They never told us!
RockRobster: Maybe they wanted it to be a secret.
HappyCat: Oh. Well, should we wave or something?
RockRobster: Let's just, ah, observe...
HappyCat: Isn't that spying?
RockRobster: No, what Grandma is doing is spying. We're just observing. Watching.
HappyCat: Oh.
HappyCat: Okay!
RexandtheCity has entered chat
RockRobster: Rex! I told you to take a bath!
RexandtheCity: I'll just get bubble-bath stuck in my ears again!
HappyCat: Hi Rex!
RockRobster: Cat, look behind you!
HappyCat: Kay!
RockRobster: Can you leave, Rex? I'm trying to have a date with Cat!
RexandtheCity: A fake date!
RockRobster: Please, Rex!
RexandtheCity: I'll be quiet, I swear!
HappyCat: I don't see anything!
RockRobster: I just needed to chat with Rex.
HappyCat: You know I can scroll up, Robbie.
RexandtheCity: Ha!
HappyCat: Hey, that's Jade and Andre!
RockRobster: What? Where? ?
HappyCat: At the door!
RockRobster: They're on a date, too?
RexandtheCity: So am I.
RockRobster: REX!
RexandtheCity: With your grandma!
RockRobster: WHAT? ? ? ?
HappyCat: Can we observe them too?
RockRobster: I don't see why not.
RexandtheCity: Looks likes Beck and Tori are, too.
HappyCat: What?
RockRobster: Beck's staring at Jade, looking really, well...
RexandtheCity: Jealous?
RockRobster: I'm not saying that!
RexandtheCity: That's what I'm saying.
HappyCat: Ooh look! The food's here!
RexandtheCity: Man! I'm stuck sharing your grandma's prune juice!
RockRobster: WHOA!
HappyCat: Wow...
RexandtheCity: What's going on?
RockRobster: Giant Shrimp!
HappyCat: Look it! It's huge!
RexandtheCity: What?
RockRobster: It's so...
HappyCat: Beautiful...
RexandtheCity: Y'all are wackjobs!
RockRobster: I wanna eat it...
HappyCat: But I don't want to stop staring at it...
RexandtheCity: WHAT. IS. GOING. ON?
RockRobster: I feel... enlightened, by the shrimp.
HappyCat: Like a new part of my life has just begun...
RockRobster: I feel like I'm on my way to an amazing shrimp adventure...
RexandtheCity: [bullhorn]
HappyCat: EEP!
RockRobster: REX! I had my sound full-blast!
RexandtheCity: So?
RockRobster: So, OW!
MrSkinnyJeans has entered chat
RockRobster: Sinjin?
RexandtheCity: My man!
HappyCat: Hi Sinjy!
MrSkinnyJeans: Do you guys see Andre and Beck?
RockRobster: Uh, yeah, we saw them.
HappyCat: Why?
MrSkinnyJeans: Do you like Karaoke?
RexandtheCity: What?
RockRobster: What does that have to do with anything?
MrSkinnyJeans: Tonight is Karaoke night, and Beck and Andre are singing a duet.
HappyCat: I wonder what song!
MrSkinnyJeans: Beck said he'd pick.
RockRobster: Uh oh...
HappyCat: Hey, I've heard this song! The Girl is Mine!
RexandtheCity: Mhmm...
RockRobster: I have a bad feeling about this...
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Private Chat: ScissorLuv and ToriVega
ScissorLuv: Tori, what are you doing here?
ToriVega: I'm with Beck.
ScissorLuv: Yeah, I saw that!
ToriVega: Jade, you're not JEALOUS, are you?
ScissorLuv: Vega...
ToriVega: So you're here with Andre?
ScissorLuv: Yeah. That bother you?
ToriVega: Of course not.
ToriVega: Hey, what's going on?
ScissorLuv: They're gonna sing together?
ToriVega: I didn't know Beck sang.
ScissorLuv: Shows what you know.
ToriVega: Hey, I love this song!
ScissorLuv: The Girl is Mine.
ToriVega: Oh...
ScissorLuv: You don't think...
ToriVega: [gulp]
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Chat Room 1
HappyCat: Do they seem mad at each other?
RockRobster: Yup...
RexandtheCity: I love it.
MrSkinnyJeans: I wonder who they're singing about.
PerfectTRINA has entered chat
PerfectTRINA: Oh my god, Beck and Andre are singing about me!
MrSkinnyJeans: Really?
HappyCat: Why would they sing about you?
PerfectTRINA: Because I'm PRETTY!
MrSkinnyJeans: It's true.
PerfectTRINA: SHUT. UP!
GramPalooza has entered chat
GramPalooza: ROBBIE!
RockRobster: Grandma! What do you want?
GramPalooza: DON'T TALK TO YOUR GRANDMA THAT WAY.
RexandtheCity: Ha!
GramPalooza: BUY YOUR GIRLFRIEND DESSERT.
HappyCat: Oh that's okay, Mrs. Shapiro! I'm really full after the shrimp!
GramPalooza: ROBBIE, BE A GENTLEMAN OR I LOSE MY BET.
PerfectTRINA: Shut UP, I'm trying to hear my men sing about me!
MrSkinnyJeans: Can I sing about you?
PerfectTRINA: You can't even sing about my front porch, Mosshead.
MrSkinnyJeans: A nickname! Sweet.
GramPalooza: BUY HER SOME PIE. EVERY GIRL LOVES PIE.
RockRobster: Okay, Grandma!
GramPalooza has exited chat
RockRobster: What kind of pie would you like?
HappyCat: You pick for me :)
RockRobster: Cherry?
HappyCat: YAY!
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Private Chat: ScissorLuv and ToriVega
ToriVega: This is NOT good.
ScissorLuv: THANKS FOR POINTING THAT OUT, VEGA.
ToriVega: They seem really upset.
ScissorLuv: Did you not HEAR what I just said?
ToriVega: Wait, why are they walking over to-
ScissorLuv: Cat and Robbie are on a date?
ToriVega: Is that Robbie's Grandma?
ScissorLuv: Who cares? !
ToriVega: Oh no...
ScissorLuv: What's he doing with that?
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Chat Room 1
HappyCat: The pie's here!
RockRobster: Sorry, Cat. I know you're not hungry.
HappyCat: I'm hungry now!
MrSkinnyJeans: Trina, will you be my Valentine?
PerfectTRINA: Does it seem like Valentine's day?
MrSkinnyJeans: It could be for us.
PerfectTRINA:
GramPalooza has entered chat
GramPalooza: ROBBIE, I NEED A KISS PICTURE. SCOOT TOGETHER.
RockRobster: GRANDMA!
HappyCat: It's okay, Robbie.
RockRobster: If you're sure.
RexandtheCity: Ha!
GramPalooza: GOOD! ENJOY YOUR PIE, SWEETHEART.
GramPalooza has exited chat
HappyCat: It looks really yummy!
RockRobster: Cat! Don't touch it!
RexandtheCity: Please, someone save me from Robbie's grandma!
RockRobster: Well, great! Cat just burnt her finger and ran to the bathroom.
RexandtheCity: She's talking to me about her rash!
MrSkinnyJeans: Hey, they're coming over to you, Robbie!
RockRobster: What are they doing?
RockRobster: Oh no, they're picking u
RockRobster has exited chat
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Private Chat: ScissorLuv and ToriVega
ToriVega: Did you see that? !
ScissorLuv: He did NOT just throw a pie in Beck's face!
ToriVega: Who DOES that anymore? ?
ScissorLuv: I gotta go check on him. It looked really hot.
ToriVega: I gotta go stop Andre before anything else happens!
ScissorLuv has exited chat
ToriVega has exited chat
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Well, this might not be too great, because my family is driving me bananas to hurry off of the computer, but it's done! Let me know what you think!
Can't name the reviewers right now, hurrying off the computer! But thanks SO SO much!
**~Songbird341~**