Gotta apologise for the lack of updating, the year is so much more hectic then I thought it'd be, and there's been a lot of shit going on. I'm really sorry, but here's chapter 4, and I promise chapter 5 won't be long after it. Also, the subjects will just be the ones I've taken (I have no clue how American school systems work tbh:L)
4: Parent's Evening:
"You three better not embarrass us tonight, do you hear me?" Kurt told his kids, sternly. The three just rolled their eyes.
"Us? Embarrass you? Wouldn't dream of it!" Jess said sarcastically. "You've already done the whole 'this is important' speech, can we just get this over with already?" She whined, unbuckling her seatbelt and reaching for the door handle.
Kurt just frowned, chewing his bottom lip with worry and turned to Blaine. The other man just chuckled lightly. "You heard the girl, let's get this over with."
The Anderson-Hummel's clambered out of their Ford Fiesta and headed towards the high school. The wide building loomed above them, and Kurt shivered as he remembered what it was like to face this horror every day. Windows were lit up with a false sense of friendliness as the family walked across the parking lot, that the two parents knew from experience would melt away once they entered the place. Signing in at reception, the five of them trudged into the main hall where they would meet their fate.
After a few moments of awkward silence between them, Blaine spoke up. "So who's first?"
The three girls looked at each other and then sighed. "Math." Alex muttered. "With Miss Stephard."
"Let's find her then." Blaine said, swallowing deeply and sharing a worried look with his husband as the kids led them to Miss Stephard's desk. The women visibly paled as she saw who they were. "Pleasure to meet you, Miss Stephard." Blaine held out his hand for her to shake and Kurt did the same.
The older women swallowed. "Please. Have a seat." She said, hesitantly as the three kids sat down as well, grinning mischievously. "You're probably aware that these three haven't exactly been doing well in my classes, yes?"
The forced smile on Kurt and Blaine's faces quivered slightly, and they glanced at each other. "Well… I know they're a handle, but surely they aren't too bad?" Blaine asked hopefully.
Miss Stephard pushed her glasses slightly and raised her eyebrows. "Not too bad? Mr Anderson-" Blaine frowned slightly at the use of only his last name. "I have had to send over 30 letters of concern home to you over the past 3 months! Were you not aware of this?"
Blaine and Kurt looked at the three girls, who were looking innocently around the room. "Girls?" Kurt started. "Were you given these letters?"
Alex pretended to look startled. "Letters? I don't think I know what you're talking about." She told him. "Do you guys know anything about any letters?" She asked her siblings.
"Nope. Never been given any sort of letter." Jess added.
"Guys, what are you talking about? We get given letters of concern basically every da- ow!" Grimes was cut off by a sharp kick in the shin from Jess, as her and Alex looked at her with a glare. "I mean… no!" She said quickly, catching on to what the others were trying to do. "Well… we've had letters… but not maths letters or anything…" Alex and Jess just sighed loudly at Grimes' pathetic attempt to save them from the situation.
Blaine and Kurt turned their attention back to the teacher and sent her an apologetic look. "It seems as though these letters have been… somewhat misplaced." Blaine said, glaring at the teenagers. "What exactly has been going on in your classes?"
"Well, first of all there is the immature practical jokes." Miss Stephard sniffed haughtily. "It is quite challenging to teach a group of teenagers math as it is, without these three shouting all sorts over the top of me! And they get the entire class in on it too! Many a lesson I will be going over circle theorems and suddenly I hear a cry of 'bomb!' from their desk, and that's it. All of my students cower under their desks as though a bomb is about to explode. It's quite tiring."
Blaine had to bite back a smile at the thought of this. He may of seemed like a perfect and dapper school student himself long ago, but he can still remember times when Wes, David and he would play similar practical jokes on their teacher's. Kurt however, did not share his amusement. "I cannot tell you how sorry I am for their behaviour!" He exclaimed, his face red with embarrassment. "I'm sure they didn't mean to disrupt anything…"
Miss Stephard narrowed her eyes. "I've had no choice but to fail Grimes and Jess for this semester, they can retake and catch up next term. Alex has shown that if she applied herself more, she could be quite the mathematician, if only she stopped this silly behaviour."
Grimes and Jess sighed at the thought of having another year of math with Miss Stephard. Alex just grinned at the fact she's scraped through with high enough grades.
"Thank you for letting us know, we'll have strong words with them. And once again, I'm really, really sorry." Kurt said, as he and Blaine stood up to move on to the next teacher. Blaine muttered a 'thank you' and followed him. "That was humiliating!" Kurt hissed as soon as they were out of earshot.
"Oh come on. It wasn't that bad!" Blaine chuckled. "And it was pretty funny."
"Funny!? There is nothing funny about our kids behaving badly, Blaine!"
"Really? Because you sure used to find it funny when I did it." Blaine replied, lowering his voice. "In fact… you loved me being a badass."
"Yes well." Kurt huffed. "It wasn't me that had to deal with the consequences was it? Plus you caught me off guard. How was I supposed to know I was into roleplaying?"
Just as Blaine was about to reply Jess cut in. "Okay, okay. Enough talking about your sex life, we have more teachers to see." She said, loudly, and Kurt blushed as a nearby mother gave them a glare. Blaine sighed. It was going to be a long night.
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The night continued in a similar fashion. Blaine and Kurt found the girls English teacher, Miss Lawry to be insufferable, and failed to see what their kids were supposedly doing wrong in her class considering they were all hitting the top grades yet were still getting constant detentions from her. "They just don't apply to the best of their ability." Kurt practically had to drag Blaine away as he was getting himself so angry.
"But it doesn't make any sense, Kurt! They're hitting the top grades… how can they do any better!?"
The three were doing quite well in all three sciences, apart from a few mishaps with fire and the wrong mixing of chemicals. Their teacher, Mr Hardinson assured the parents that they were just enthusiastic, and were doing relatively well. Geography was a nightmare. Mr Edwardo had nothing but criticism, and the subject would have to be retaken by Grimes.
"It's not my fault that I forgot where America was! It's easily missed!"
PE didn't go down too well either.
"Well I'd love to tell you the girls progress, Mr and Mr Anderson-Hummel, but the three never actually turn up to any lessons."
This resulted in Jess fully debating why PE shouldn't even be on the curriculum, Grimes agreeing and Alex demanding the school pay her compensation from the time she fell off a trampoline in a lesson before she agrees to go to one again. Kurt and Blaine just looked at the teacher in exasperation, and muttered that they'd talk to the kids about it. Now, there was just one more subject left to see.
"Who's the last one then, girls?" Kurt asked, yawning slightly. It had been a tiring evening.
"Mr Jerrings. Sociology." Alex told him, leading them into the direction of his desk.
"Don't worry, you'll like this one." Jess assured them, grinning as she followed Alex. The dads just looked at each other wearily.
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"Hello, I'm Kurt and this is Blaine, we're sorry for our kids behaviour." Kurt muttered as he lazily placed his hand out to shake. The words were becoming quite common.
"Sorry? Why would you be sorry? They're great kids!" Mr Jerrings laughed, accepting the handshake.
Kurt's head snapped up in confusion, and was met with the face of man in his early thirties, his black hair spiked at the front with gel. He reminded him a little of Blaine. "What did you say?" He asked.
"Your kids… they're fantastic. Always right on the ball, they work very hard in my lessons." The teacher replied warmly, smiling directly at Kurt.
Blaine looked at Kurt in confusion. "Right… so… uhm… grade wise? How're they doing?"
Mr Jerrings finally focused his attention on Blaine. "Grade wise, great really." He said simply, turning back to Kurt and grinning. "I guess you help them out a lot, right?"
Kurt looked a bit startled. "Well… we try and help as much as we can, I guess."
"Nonsense!" The teacher laughed, leaning forward. "You look like a very intelligent man, Kurt, I can call you 'Kurt' right?" The brunette nodded slightly. "There's no need to be so modest."
"Well… I was quite the sociologist back in my schooling days." Kurt said nervously. The man was pretty full on.
Mr Jerrings laughed loudly. "I'm sure you were very talented." He chuckled. "In fact, I'm sure you still are… in more than just the sociology department…" He flirted, wiggling his eyebrows. Blaine cleared his throat in annoyance. This man was blatantly flirting with Kurt, right in front of him!
The teacher tore his gaze from Kurt's uncertain eyes. "Yes?" He muttered.
Blaine stared at him in anger. "I'd quite like to know my children's grades? Instead of watching you flirt shamelessly with my husband whilst I'm sitting right here!"
Mr Jerrings scowled slightly, and the kids all snickered. "Very well. Alex and Jess are currently on A grades, Grimes is on a B." He settled his papers back down swiftly and turned back to Kurt. "Of course with some of your tutoring they could all aim a lot higher." He smiled.
"Uhm… well… I can try." Kurt stuttered, glancing at Blaine's angry frame.
The young teacher took no notice of Kurt's worry, leaning forward again and grinning. "You know, if you want to get together to go over how the kids could improve I could set up a meeting."
"A...a what?" Kurt squeaked.
"A meeting." Mr Jerrings replied. "In private."
"Okay, that's enough!" Blaine cried. "What is wrong with you!? This is my husband… a parent of the children you teach! I really don't think it's appropriate that you practically throw yourself at him at a parent-teacher conference, do you!? So if you don't mind, we'll be leaving now, and I'm taking my husband with me!" The short man yelled, gaining the attention of a few parents at nearby tables. Mr Jerrings looked on in shock. Kurt was biting his bottom lip in an attempt to stop himself from laughing, and was hauled to his feet by Blaine. "Come on baby let's leave." He muttered, stalking away from the desk, Kurt went to leave but felt a hand on his wrist.
"Call me." Mr Jerrings whispered, putting a slip of paper into Kurt's hand.
Kurt grimaced. "In case Blaine didn't make it clear enough, I'm really not interested. Like… at all." He muttered, dropping the paper and following his husband.
The three girls stood up, grinning. "See you Monday sir!" They called to a dejected Mr Jerrings. Once they were outside the hall they turned to look at each other. "Best. Parents evening. Ever!" The girls laughed, before going to follow their dads.
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"Can you believe that asshole!?" Blaine raged as he got outside. "As if the wedding ring isn't enough… I was right fucking there!"
Kurt ran slightly to catch up with his pacing husband. "Sweetie, calm down. He probably didn't mean anything by it."
Blaine turned to face Kurt. "He so wanted you, Kurt. It makes me so angry when people hit on you when you're so obviously taken!" The man yelled, pacing again.
Kurt grinned to himself. "Jealous are we, Blaine?"
Blaine stopped pacing and looked at the younger man. "Jealous? Jealous?"
Kurt chuckled. "You're sooo jealous."
The black haired man scowled and stalked towards Kurt. He pushed him lightly against the wall of the building, putting two hands either side of Kurt's head. "Jealousy would imply I wanted something that somebody else has." Blaine said in a low voice. "But honey, you're totally all mine."
"Oh, am I?" Kurt laughed. "Prove it." He said.
"What?"
"Prove that I belong to you."
Blaine crashed his lips against Kurt's, dominance surging through his body and escaping through his mouth as he took over Kurt's. The battle of tongues for dominance was easily won by Blaine, as the adrenaline took over his body. Kurt almost moaned into the kiss when suddenly:
"Ew. PDA." Alex muttered, and the two men sprang apart, lips swollen and red.
"Yeah… well…" Kurt trailed off, unable to think of a good reply.
"Can we go now? We already have to spend enough time in this stupid place." Jess murmured, stalking over to the car.
"Yeah… have hot jealousy sex when we get home and there aren't people around." Grimes told them, skipping over to join Jess and not noticing her parents blush as they slowly trailed after their kids.
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"Okay, so we do need to talk about a few things." Blaine stated once the family were all back home. "You guys really need to step it up in school. Your education is important."
"It's not that we're stupid, we just get bored and act out. We do the work." Alex complained, reaching for another chocolate biscuit.
"That's not the point." Kurt told them. "You need to be able to control the urge to do things you aren't supposed to do."
"Like you guys controlled the urge to make out in the middle of our high school's parking lot?" Jess asked, grinning.
Kurt blushed and Blaine put a comforting hand on his shoulder. "Listen, all we're saying is just try and keep the practical jokes to a minimum, as funny as they may be." Kurt glared at his husband as he said this. "Or… as they aren't funny at all?" He tried. Kurt just rolled his eyes.
"Okay. We promise not to make sexual comments when Mr Edwardo mentions discharge again in Geography." Grimes told them happily.
Blaine almost spat out his drink. "You did what!?"
"Nothing!" Alex said quickly. "Nothing… we'll be better behaved, okay? Can we watch 'The Big Bang Theory' now?"
Kurt and Blaine looked at each other and sighed. "Go ahead." They muttered, settling back onto the couch. "Should we talk to them more about it?" Kurt asked quietly, unsure if they had dealt with the situation properly.
"Nah, if we make them too well behaved they won't have any spirit." Blaine laughed. "And maybe some of the bad behaviour will rub off in that Mr Jerrings class." He muttered, chuckling slightly as Kurt hit him.
THERE. I got it finished. Lemme know what you think, I'm not too sure about this chapter but wanted to write and keep my mind off things. I will try very hard to get Chapter 5 up soon. Thank you :D