In another writing mood, and I seriously feel bad about not updating for ages between Chapter 3 and 4, so I've decided to try and write Chapter 5 a lot quicker. Thanks to everyone reading:)
5. 'Are They Not Allowed Out When They're Grounded?':
"We're serious this time, you guys are grounded for the rest of the week." Blaine continued, as he tried to get the paint off his shirt. "The bucket of paint over the door wasn't funny the first time, and it still isn't."
The three girls were sat in Alex's room looking sheepish, yet also trying hard not to laugh at their paint-covered father. Kurt was stood, his back against the wall in defeat as Blaine paced their bedroom, having wiped the worst of the thick liquid off.
Suddenly, Jess came to a realisation. "Wait… you can't ground us, it's Demi's party tonight!" She cried, all traces of humour wiped from her face.
Blaine just looked at her sternly. "You should've thought about that before you decided to play another practical joke." He replied coldly, before swiftly exiting the room in a huff.
Kurt stepped forward carefully. "He's just in a bad mood." He said gently. "That was his favourite shirt y'know?" The younger man frowned.
Alex sighed. "We're sorry. We thought you guys would find it funny."
"Well I'm afraid you thought wrong, and you have to be punished for it, okay? I'll go talk to your father, find something to amuse yourselves with that doesn't include buckets of paint this time." Kurt said before following his husband. The girls just looked at each other before flopping backwards onto the bed.
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"They didn't mean to upset you, sweetheart." Kurt told Blaine gently, coming up behind him and putting his hands on his shoulders.
Blaine sighed. "I know. I've had a stressful day… I kinda wanted to come home and relax."
"Relax? In this house?" Kurt joked, earning a small smile from his husband. He slowly started to move his hands in circular motions across Blaine's shoulders. "If you wanted to relax… all you had to do was ask." He whispered, kneading the knots away with his fingers.
Blaine moaned slightly, closed his eyes and tilted his head back. "That feels… amazing." He sighed.
Kurt smiled to himself and let his hands drop, laughing at the whimper Blaine let out. The black haired man turned to face Kurt, pouting. The other man laughed again. "Come on then, shirt off and on the bed."
Blaine raised his eyebrows. "So demanding. But I actually have a bad back so can this wait?" He joked.
Kurt smacked him playfully. "You have ten seconds before the offer of a massage is withdrawn."
Blaine winced slightly as he lifted the shirt over his shoulders, and reached the bed, laying down on his stomach. Resting his head sideways in his arms, he watched Kurt as he squirted some lotion onto his hands before climbing on top of him, legs either side of his hips. The brunette grinned as Blaine let out a blissful moan when Kurt's hands began working their magic on his shoulders.
Blaine smiled into his arms. "I love you."
Kurt rolled his eyes fondly, but replied anyway. "I love you too.
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"Right, so I think we'll all agree that there is no way in hell we're not going to Demi's party, yeah?" Jess stated once her dad's had left. "This has been hyped up for weeks… I needs to get ma groove on."
"Well yeah, but how are we gonna do it? They both said we're grounded." Alex grumbled, rolling onto her stomach to watch Jess as she paced.
"We're gonna have to sneak out." Jess stopped. "It's the only way."
Grimes sighed. "As much as I do want to go, Blaine and Kurt will totally find out, and then we'll be in even more trouble." She said, pushing Alex's legs so she could also roll onto her stomach.
"Not if we distract them though…" The eldest proposed.
"How?" Grimes replied.
"Sex!" Alex suddenly cried, jumping up and startling Grimes as the bed moved. "We can distract them with sex!"
"Are you gonna elaborate with that or…" Jess asked, eyebrows raised.
Alex just rolled her eyes. "You can be so dumb sometimes. We'll get them to have sex, and whilst they're busy we can sneak out." She stated simply.
Jess and Grimes seemed to think this plan through. "Do you really wanna be the one to initiate sex between our two dads, Alex?"
"No. But what other choice do we have?" Alex replied.
Jess sighed. "I guess you're right. Grimes, this is more your department… so, any ideas on how we could make this happen?"
Grimes thought for a moment. "I think I just might."
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At some point during Kurt's massage Blaine had slowly drifted off to sleep, his shoulders free of stress and his body full of relaxation. Kurt has smiled at the gentle snoring coming from his husband, before kissing him on the cheek and heading downstairs. Watching from their room, the girls sprang into action.
Grimes jumped into her parents bedroom, making Blaine jump from his sleep as she exclaimed: "Dad, I just wanted to say how sorry we are for the whole 'paint' disaster."
Blaine looked up in confusion, as if trying to work out where he was. "Huh?" He said sleepily.
"It was a stupid practical joke. And we understand if you want to ground us. Because it's totally reasonable… and we won't even try and defy your punishment or sneak out or anything like that beca-"
Grimes was cut off by a sharp whisper from outside the room. "Over-doing it!" Jess hissed.
"Yeah. You get the point." Grimes finished, watching as Blaine sat up and ran a hand through his hair.
"Oh… well… it's alright. I know you kids like your jokes, this one just got a little out of hand." The man smiled at his daughter.
"Yeah…" The youngest teen trailed off.
"Was there… was there something else you wanted?" Blaine asked, looking confused.
"Yes actually!" Grimes exclaimed. "Uhm… I wanted… well… you see… there's a bird in my room!"
Alex and Jess looked at each other in desperation as they heard what Grimes had said. Blaine just eyed his daughter wearily. "A bird…?"
"Uh-huh." Grimes said confidently. "Can you come and get rid of it?"
Blaine did a sort of half smile. "Sure." He replied, getting out of bed and finding a shirt. He followed Grimes out of his and Kurt's bedroom, and Alex and Jess could hear him asking the girl about the 'bird' that was supposedly in her room.
The two older siblings launched into action, and dashed into Kurt and Blaine's room. Alex began fluffing the pillows and making the bed, whilst Jess took a large box of chocolates (given to her one Christmas and stored for emergencies such as this one) and placed it on the bed. The girls shut the curtains to create 'mood lighting', and even made sure (with one quick and awkward glance into the bedside draw) that the two men would have condoms. "Sorted. Let's go!" Jess said, springing out of the room just in time to hear Grimes explain to Blaine why there was no bird in her room.
"It must've flown away."
"Your window was shut, Grimes. Are you sure you didn't just imagine it?" He asked.
"Hundred percent sure. It was in there, I swear!" She insisted.
"Okay, if you say so." Blaine chuckled, smiling fondly at his youngest child. "I'm gonna take a shower, you girls behave!" He raised his voice so the other two could hear him, before heading to the bathroom.
The girls met in Alex's room. They grinned at each other. "Success."
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When Kurt walked into his and Blaine's bedroom, the first thing he noticed was that Blaine was no longer asleep on the bed. Then his attention was drawn to the tiny bear and the chocolates. "Aww. He's so sweet." Kurt thought to himself as he examined them both. It was then he heard the shower running in the other room and he was struck with an idea. "Man's gotta be repaid for such a thoughtful act." The man thought, grinning brightly.
Blaine stepped out of the shower, and hung a towel loosely around his waist. The paint washed off and the tension in his neck and shoulders gone, he was feeling in a pretty good mood. The man whistled as he headed for his bedroom and pushed open the door, giving a sharp intake of breath at what he saw.
Kurt was spread out on their bed (the chocolates and bear stored away) in nothing but his boxers, as he smiled seductively at Blaine.
"W…wha….huh?" Was all Blaine could muster at the sight of his barely clothed spouse.
Kurt laughed. "Well? Are you gonna join me?"
Blaine dropped the towel and practically dived for the bed. It's safe to say his good mood had just got 100 times better.
Meanwhile, in the other room the girls were laughing to themselves. "That was too easy!" Alex exclaimed.
"I know right? But Grimes, a bird in your room? Seriously?" Jess asked through her laughter.
Grimes just shrugged. "It worked though!"
"Yeah I guess." The oldest smiled. "So, who's ready to par-tay!?"
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"I'm pretty sure it's down here somewhere…" Alex called, walking a little further ahead from her sisters as she peered at numbers on the houses.
The three were currently walking down a long, twisting road and trying to find their friend Demi's house. After turning down many different cut-off's, none of them wanted to admit that they were completely lost.
"Alex, you said you knew the address." Jess stated, feeling annoyed.
"I do! Honestly, it's around here…" She said uncertainly. "I remember coming down this road before…"
"That's because we've already walked down it twice!" Grimes exclaimed. "This is the kind of thing you expect me to do, Alex!"
Alex was about to say something when suddenly, the loud thump of a bass could be heard. "Hear that!? I told you it was nearby!" The blonde teen ran in the direction of the pumping music, and stopped outside a house that seemed to shake with the sounds that vibrated through it. "Ha. Here we are."
Jess just rolled her eyes. "Took you long enough, let's go."
The three teens walked up to the door and let themselves in. The room was swaying with drunken teenagers, and dubstep was thumping through the house. They worked their way through the mess of sweaty bodies before stopping at the drinks table. "Can anyone see Demi?" Grimes shouted above the music.
"No, not yet, but I'm sure she's around." Jess called back, pouring some punch into a red styrofoam cup.
The sisters stood next to the punch bowl and took in their surroundings. People were making out in corners, and flashing lights shone on the wooden floors. Outside there was a group of people smoking and laughing as the drunker one's did things they'd regret in the morning. It seemed like a typical party. Except for one thing.
"Can you guys see anyone we know here?" Alex asked, sweeping the room with her eyes.
Jess and Grimes looked at her. "Now that you mention it… no, I can't." Grimes replied, confused.
The three girls were silent for a few minutes as they tried to search the room for a familiar face. The darkness made it hard to see, but it was clear this wasn't a high school junior's party. These people looked at least 18, if not older.
"Guys… I think we're at the wrong party." Jess said quietly, but loud enough for them to hear over the music.
The siblings looked at each other for a moment before bursting into hysterical laughter, earning them weird looks from the older teens around them. They were so busy laughing that they didn't see a familiar face notice them, and look rather confused at their presence.
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"Well… that was… something." Blaine said breathlessly, his chest heaving as he came down from his high, a blissful smile on his face.
"You can say that again." His husband replied, turning in the bed to face Blaine. He leant forward and kissed him firmly.
"What was that for?"
Kurt smiled and shrugged, before snuggling closer to Blaine's chest and draping an arm around his waist. Blaine grinned and held the other man close. After a few moments of content silence, Kurt spoke. "Thank you… by the way. For the chocolates."
Blaine furrowed his brow slightly. "Uhm… what chocolates?"
Kurt opened his eyes and sat up slightly. "The one's you gave me…" The other man just looked at him. "You left them on the bed…?"
"Kurt, I didn't leave you any chocolates. Not that I wouldn't of wanted to… but I haven't had the chance to go to any sho-"
Blaine was cut off by the brunette, who sat up straight. "If you didn't leave me chocolates… then who did?"
The two men looked at each other for a few seconds before it clicked. "The girls!" They exclaimed in unison.
"But why would they leave them for me?" Kurt asked, the frown returning to his face. Whilst you could practically hear the cogs turning in both their minds, Blaine's phone let out a beep to let him know he had a text. Picking up the phone Kurt watched as his husband's facial expression changed to one of confusion, to shock. "Who's it from?"
"Pepper." Blaine replied shortly.
"Pepper as in… Sugar's daughter? Why would she be texting you?" Kurt asked. Blaine thrust the phone into Kurt's hand and watched him read it. "You've got to be kidding me…"
'Hey Uncle Blaine! I know you haven't heard from me in a while, but I wasn't aware I'd have the pleasure of your offspring coming to the party tonight! Not that they aren't welcome, but if you and Kurt feel the need to relive the glory days, you're always welcome to join the rave! I'll keep an eye on them for you ;)
Hugs and kisses, Pepper xoxoxox'
"They're at Pepper's party!? Why!? She's in college…?" Kurt exclaimed, hopping out of bed to put some clothes on.
"That's all you're picking up on!?" Blaine cried. "Kurt, they tricked us into having sex to create a distraction so they could sneak out!"
Kurt froze. "That is so sneaky… wow. I have to say I'm a little impressed."
Blaine shook his head in exasperation. "What are we gonna do with them?"
"We'll decide on a punishment later, for now I think we should go and pick them up." Kurt replied reasonably, as he moved over to where Blaine stood.
"I can't believe they thought of this plan… it's… horribly brilliant." The man said, doing the buttons up on his shirt.
"I've gotta say… I did in fact enjoy this scheme of theirs…" Kurt grinned as he helped Blaine do the last few buttons. "Didn't you?"
Blaine smiled. "Definitely one of their best." He replied, kissing him chastely before grabbing the car keys, and the men hurried out the door.
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Blaine and Kurt fought their way through mounds of sweaty bodies that grinded to the music blaring through the house trying to pick out their triplets in the crowd.
"Uncle Blaine! Uncle Kurt!" They heard a high pitched voice call, and were suddenly engulfed in a huge hug from Sugar's hyperactive daughter. "You came!"
"Yeah… listen, where are the girls?" Blaine asked quickly.
Pepper twirled some of her hair around her fingers. "Oh… yeah, they're right over there." She smiled, pointing at where their three teens stood, laughing with two other girls they didn't recognise. The men strode over to where they were.
The happy grins on the girls faces dropped when they saw their dads. "Blaine! Kurt! How… nice to see you? Did you have a good evening?" Jess asked, smirking a little at the last part.
Blaine stepped forward. "If you think-"
"Allow us to introduce you!" Alex cut in, pointing to the girls they were talking to. "This is Yulia, and this is Nathalia. They're Russian exchange students… how cool is that!?"
"Yes. Very cool." Kurt replied icily. "Shame you're going to have to say goodbye to Yulia and Nathalia now, as you know very well you aren't supposed to be here."
The girls frowned, but looked defeated. "Fine." Jess said. "You guys have our Facebook's yeah? Let us know what goes down with your cousin, Yulia." She said, referring to a conversation from earlier. "Nice meeting you!"
Yulia and Nathalia grinned at the triplets as they walked away, Grimes waving manically as they left the house.
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Blaine and Kurt thought long and hard about the punishment for the three girls, this time it had to be something they couldn't escape from.
"Not only will you help Pepper clean her entire house after the party, but you are all grounded for 2 weeks, this time we're locking you inside." Blaine threatened. "I'm taking your phones as well."
The three girls sighed but accepted the punishment, knowing there was no way out of it. It didn't stop Alex from sighing miserably and already thinking up a plan on how to get the phone's back. She looked at Jess and nodded. Grimes continued staring off into space, not really taking in what Blaine was saying to them.
"You're never to do anything like this again, alright?" Blaine finished.
The girls looked at each other. "Of course, dad." They replied, grinning mischievously.
The ending's a bit shitty, but this chapter already is way too long, so I needed to finish it. Plus got my Maths exam tomorrow so… need to get to bed:D Thanks to everyone reading:)