Sorry I haven't been updating, but Writer's Block is killing me here. A lot is going on with my life, but I'm gonna spend this week trying to update some of my other fictions, so check those out, too. And now, without further ado, let us peek into the chat room today...

**~Songbird341~**

DISCLAIMER: Nah... I don't own it.

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Chat Room 1

PerfectTRINA: Look, the date's tonight, and I get paid up-front.

Ilikekillingthings: So you do this a lot? 3.

PerfectTRINA: OF COURSE! I'm PRETTY!

Ilikekillingthings: Considering I've never seen you, I would hope so. The nerd seems nice. 3.

PerfectTRINA: What's that supposed to mean?

Ilikekillingthings: Well, we're supposed to be helping the unfortunate, not torturing them. 3.

PerfectTRINA: What are you trying to say? ? !

Ilikekillingthings: How much am I paying you, again? 3.

PerfectTRINA: $50.

Ilikekillingthings: Where's this date? 3.

PerfectTRINA: Nozu.

Ilikekillingthings: I'll meet you there and pay you. 3.

PerfectTRINA: NO! What if you're some creeper?

Ilikekillingthings: Cat told you herself. I'm her brother. 3.

PerfectTRINA: Alright, whatever. Just look for a pasty-skinned nerd and a gorgeous goddess.

Ilikekillingthings: And you're next to them? 3.

PerfectTRINA: What? No! We ARE them!

Ilikekillingthings: Mhmm. Well, I'll look for you. 3.

Ilikekillingthings has exited chat

PerfectTRINA: "And you're next to them!" Ugh!

PerfectTRINA has exited chat

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Chat Room 1

HappyCat has entered chat

HappyCat: Beck, where are you?

GotBeck: I'm outside of the restaurant. There's a huge crowd!

HappyCat: I'm waiting at a table. And I have a perfect idea for how to make up with BOTH of the girls!

GotBeck: That's great! What is it?

HappyCat: Okay, so you have a SplashFace account, right?

GotBeck: Yeah, so?

HappyCat: We're gonna make something.

GotBeck: Could ya be a little more specific, Cat?

HappyCat: Whoa, daddy...

GotBeck: What?

HappyCat: Robbie's here!

GotBeck: Try to focus, Cat.

HappyCat: Wait a minute, he's with someone...

GotBeck: Who?

ScissorLuv has entered chat

HappyCat: Trina!

GotBeck: Jade.

ScissorLuv: Beck.

HappyCat: Jade!

GotBeck: Cat?

HappyCat: Beck...

ScissorLuv: Cat? Beck?

Sikowitty: SIKOWITZ!

GotBeck: Oh my god!

ScissorLuv: Sikowitz?

Sikowitty: Jade!

HappyCat: Sikowitz? How long have you been here?

GotBeck: HOW? How does he DO that?

Sikowitty: Wait, so we're NOT doing the name thing anymore?

ScissorLuv: What name thing?

GotBeck: What are you doing here? !

Sikowitty: I needed someone's advice on hair-reproducing shampoo brands.

GotBeck: Not you!

HappyCat: Hair-reproducing shampoo...

GotBeck: Jade, I mean.

ScissorLuv: This IS a free chat.

ScissorLuv: What are YOU two doing here?

Sikowitty: Don't you mean you THREE?

GotBeck: Like you said, it's a free chat.

ScissorLuv: You know what I mean!

ToriVega has entered chat

ScissorLuv: Well, this couldn't get any worse!

ToriVega: Always warm welcomes, Jade.

ScissorLuv: Beck, what are you doing with Cat?

GotBeck: I can't tell you, but it's not what you think!

ScissorLuv: I'm thinking a lot of things right now, Beck, are you sure?

HappyCat: Jade, why does it matter? You're not dating Beck anymore.

ToriVega: …

GotBeck: …

ScissorLuv: …

Sikowitty: I'm going to go bathe my... cat.

Sikowitty has exited chat

ScissorLuv: I'm gonna go.

HappyCat: Jade...

ScissorLuv: I hope you two are... happy, together.

GotBeck: She didn't mean that.

ScissorLuv: She's right. It's your life, and I'm out of it now, so, you know, whatever.

ScissorLuv: Bye.

ScissorLuv has exited chat

HappyCat: Now I feel all bad.

ToriVega: Did I miss something?

GotBeck: We're just as confused as you are.

HappyCat: About what?

GotBeck: Exhibit A.

ToriVega: I think I'm gonna grab some food. Peace.

ToriVega has exited chat

HappyCat: You don't think she'll...

GotBeck: Hey, I'm about to get through the doors. You said something about SplashFace?

HappyCat: Right! I brought my camera.

HappyCat: Let's just say, you're gonna do a little karaoke.

GotBeck: ...What song?

HappyCat: The Reason.

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Private Chat: PerfectTRINA and RockRobster

PerfectTRINA: The wait at the girl's restroom is awful. It'll take forever!

RockRobster: Sorry, Babes.

PerfectTRINA: NEVER call me that. EVER.

RockRobster: Honeycakes?

PerfectTRINA: Nope.

RockRobster: Toots?

PerfectTRINA: Negative.

RockRobster: Cutie?

PerfectTRINA: Not on your life.

RockRobster: Cat?

PerfectTRINA: What kinda nickname is Cat? ?

RockRobster: It's not a nickname! It's a redheaded girl that is sitting across from our table.

PerfectTRINA: With who?

RockRobster: *Whom.

PerfectTRINA: Don't correct me! With whom?

RockRobster: Beck...

PerfectTRINA: MY BECK?

RockRobster: He's not yours.

PerfectTRINA: Shut UP! Cat's not yours, either.

RockRobster: I never said that!

PerfectTRINA: You were thinkin it.

RockRobster: Thinking* And no, I wasn't!

PerfectTRINA: Shut up. Don't pretend you don't like her. They belong to US!

RockRobster: I'm not going to ruin their evening...

PerfectTRINA: We don't have to! We just have to look like we're having a better time than they are!

RockRobster: That's gonna be a pain.

PerfectTRINA: You're lucky you're even on a date!

RockRobster: You know, Cat was more willing to accommodate!

PerfectTRINA: Which is why you gotta make her jealous to win her back from MY MAN!

RockRobster: *Got to. And no, I don't.

RockRobster: But I will.

PerfectTRINA: I knew you'd come around. What are they doing?

RockRobster: Cat's getting out her camera, and she gave Beck a piece of paper.

PerfectTRINA: How hot does he look?

RockRobster: Pretty hot.

PerfectTRINA: … Thanks. What's the paper say?

RockRobster: I don't know! How am I supposed to read it?

PerfectTRINA: You have glasses! Just, like, zoom in or something!

PerfectTRINA: Ooh! Another girl moved! 1 down, 12 to go!

RockRobster: You girls have to pee too often.

PerfectTRINA: At least my pee is in the toilet, and not down my leg.

RockRobster: 1 time! That was 1 time!

PerfectTRINA: 6.

RockRobster: 6 times!

PerfectTRINA: Whatever. What are they doing now?

RockRobster: Beck's reading the paper and... singing? Must be lyrics.

PerfectTRINA: Probably gonna sing a song for me.

RockRobster: Trina, he doesn't like you.

PerfectTRINA: Well Cat doesn't like you! So ha!

RockRobster: Touche.

PerfectTRINA: *Touché

RockRobster: How do you do that? ?

PerfectTRINA: I'm amazing. What are they doing now?

RockRobster: They're going to the counter. Maybe signing up for karaoke?

PerfectTRINA: Another girl down! 11 more!

RockRobster: Thanks for keeping me updated.

PerfectTRINA: Any time. What are they doing?

RockRobster: Are you avoiding me?

PerfectTRINA: Um, no. ROBBIE!

RockRobster: They're waving at me! One sec, I think they want me to take the camera!

PerfectTRINA: You're abandoning your date? ?

RockRobster: I guess. That'd make two of us, then!

PerfectTRINA: How do you know I'm abandoning you?

RockRobster: You peed before we left.

PerfectTRINA: Crap. Did I?

PerfectTRINA: Robbie? ROBBIE!

PerfectTRINA has exited chat

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Chat Room 1

MrSkinnyJeans: You guys, stop!

RexandtheCity: You paid them to date!

Ilikekillingthings: It was your mistake to bet me. 3.

RexandtheCity: I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Ilikekillingthings: Relax, relax. How about we make a double-fold bet? $200. 3.

RexandtheCity: Ha. On what?

MrSkinnyJeans: Oh no...

Ilikekillingthings: SkinnyJeans and ScissorLuv. I bet they'll date by this weekend. 3.

MrSkinnyJeans: Whoa...

RexandtheCity: You're mad!

Ilikekillingthings: No, I'm greedy. You in? 3.

RexandtheCity: $200. Deal!

RexandtheCity: You better watch your step there, Matt. I know these guys inside and out.

RexandtheCity: There's no way those two will EVER go on a date! EVER!

ScissorLuv has entered chat

ScissorLuv: Sinjin, will you meet me at Nozu in 15?

RexandtheCity: O_O

MrSkinnyJeans: …

Ilikekillingthings: Ahem.

MrSkinnyJeans: YES! YES, JADE, YES!

RexandtheCity: That's impossible...

Ilikekillingthings: That's $300 dollars I got out of your pocket, little puppet!

RexandtheCity: I don't even understand that! HOW?

ScissorLuv: Be there, and dress nice.

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Private Chat: MrSkinnyJeans and ScissorLuv

MrSkinnyJeans: Why are you asking me out?

ScissorLuv: Because I have a feeling someone will be there. Are you on your way?

MrSkinnyJeans: Running as fast as I can!

ScissorLuv: Running?

MrSkinnyJeans: Why didn't you just ask André?

ScissorLuv: We're not on speaking terms. Just be happy I asked you, 'kay?

MrSkinnyJeans: *Okay.

ScissorLuv: Never correct me.

MrSkinnyJeans: Understood. So we're just there to spy on Beck and Cat?

ScissorLuv: What? What makes you think that? Beck and Cat WILL be there?

MrSkinnyJeans: It was on Cat's TheSlap page. And I think that because you obviously still like Beck.

ScissorLuv: I will stuff your eyeballs in your bellybutton.

MrSkinnyJeans: Good luck trying! I have an outie!

ScissorLuv: I do NOT like Beck!

MrSkinnyJeans: Hey. I calls 'em as I sees 'em.

ScissorLuv: I'm here!

MrSkinnyJeans: What are they doing?

ScissorLuv: Are they singing karaoke together?

MrSkinnyJeans: You tell me.

ScissorLuv: Robbie's recording them?

MrSkinnyJeans: He is?

ScissorLuv: Oh, HECK no!

MrSkinnyJeans: Wait, so he ISN'T?

ScissorLuv has exited chat

MrSkinnyJeans: Uh oh...

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What are Beck and Cat doing to apologize to Beck and Jade? How is Jade going to react? Will friendships last? Will they ever chat again? Will Rex bet Cat's brother on anything else?

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Thanks for reviewing: MazeyGrace18, InfinityForever7, Coffee Writer Girl, BigStuOU, Mew Mew Pachirisu, MakubeDaKiddX, BadeFever9, Kat, Jade Lautner-JogiaXD, Irshgirl, Eva, Converse-Crazi-2012, Sshaw101, ThatRandomGirl (Sky :D), Little Miss Seddie, Curly1221, ObsessedWithBade, and BadeLoveIsStrong! You guys are the peanut butter to my jelly, cheese upon my macaroni, meatball sauce to my spaghetti, cherry on my ice cream sundie :D I wrote that for y'all. 200th reviewer coming up, so whoever is the 200th will get a chapter dedicated to them!

Once again, I'd like to promote my friend InfinityForever7's tumblr post. On March 28th, we're gonna all trend "Team Gillies" on Twitter, for our wonderful actress, Liz Gillies! Tell everyone you know, advertise it on your fictions, just get the word around! We've got a week to get everyone's attention! So, go go go go! And if we get it trended, I'll throw something very special into one of the next chapters :)

**~Songbird341~**