Ello peoples or aliens! (I don't really care which.) Sorry about this chapter being all screwy! It was just a document error, but it's fixed.

Well, first off, WE GOT 200 REVIEWS! The lucky 200th reviewer happens to be: (cue drum roll)

MAKUBEDAKIDDX! CONGRATULATIONS PERSON AND FAITHFUL REVIEWER TO WHOM THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED! YAY YAY YAY!

In other news, here's the next chapter. Enjoy :)

**~Songbird341~**

DISCLAIMER: I don't own these characters or my dog. He seems to have a mind of his own.

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Chat Room 1

PerfectTRINA: And he just left me!

MrSkinnyJeans: I feel your pain, girl. I feel it.

PerfectTRINA: I'm only 3 girls away from the restroom now!

MrSkinnyJeans: I'm stuck outside. What do you think is going on in there?

PerfectTRINA: I don't know...

Burf's_Bees has entered chat

Burf's_Bees: Hey Sinjin.

Burf's_Bees: Whoa! You're with a girl?

MrSkinnyJeans: Burf!

PerfectTRINA: He is most CERTAINLY not with me!

MrSkinnyJeans: Trina! Private chat!

PerfectTRINA has exited chat

MrSkinnyJeans has exited chat

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Private Chat: MrSkinnyJeans and PerfectTRINA

PerfectTRINA: Why'd you pull me out of the chat room?

MrSkinnyJeans: Because I need you to pretend to be my girlfriend!

PerfectTRINA: Oh no! First Robbie, not this next...

MrSkinnyJeans: Please! I have to impress Burf!

PerfectTRINA: Why?

MrSkinnyJeans: The Solo group is dwindling, and I have to grab a girl before it's too late!

PerfectTRINA: Well, go... "grab" someone else!

MrSkinnyJeans: Please! I'll...

MrSkinnyJeans: I'll get Burf to break in and check out what's going on!

PerfectTRINA: DO IT!

MrSkinnyJeans: I will, IF you spend an hour-long date with me!

PerfectTRINA: But Sinjin!

MrSkinnyJeans: PLEASE!

PerfectTRINA: NO!

MrSkinnyJeans: PLEASE!

PerfectTRINA: NO!

MrSkinnyJeans: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!

PerfectTRINA: FINE!

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Chat Room 1

PerfectTRINA has entered chat

MrSkinnyJeans has entered chat

Burf's_Bees: There you are! I was waiting for you!

PerfectTRINA: Shut up.

Burf's_Bees: Ooh, got yourself a feisty one, here.

PerfectTRINA: The LAST thing Sinjin has is a "feisty one"!

MrSkinnyJeans: Trina...

Burf's_Bees: What?

PerfectTRINA: [sigh] I mean... Sinjin is my date.

Burf's_Bees: Whoa, seriously?

MrSkinnyJeans: Told ya!

Burf's_Bees: But what about the Solo group?

MrSkinnyJeans: That's dead, Burf, and you know it.

MrSkinnyJeans: So Trina's on her way to her date with the man of her dreams.

PerfectTRINA: I was under the impression that we'd be alone.

Burf's_Bees: Ha!

MrSkinnyJeans: Trina! Burf, I have a request.

Burf's_Bees: State it.

PerfectTRINA: Hurry, Sinjin!

MrSkinnyJeans: Oh, relax, love.

PerfectTRINA: LOVE?

Burf's_Bees: Not one for pet names, huh?

PerfectTRINA: You wouldn't believe.

MrSkinnyJeans: Can you come to Nozu and spy on some people for us?

Burf's_Bees: Why can't you just spy?

MrSkinnyJeans: Ahem. I'm on a date with my lady.

PerfectTRINA: YOURS!

Burf's_Bees: Whatever. I better be paid.

PerfectTRINA: My sentiments exactly.

MrSkinnyJeans: You will be paid! Just hurry!

Burf's_Bees: I'm already here.

PerfectTRINA: What?

Burf's_Bees: I was spying on you guys.

MrSkinnyJeans: He's good.

Burf's_Bees: So, who am I spying on?

PerfectTRINA: A super-hot guy and an average-looking girl?

Burf's_Bees: You two?

PerfectTRINA: Excuse me?

MrSkinnyJeans: They look like Ariel and Aladdin. That good enough?

Burf's_Bees: I see 'em. Looks like they're singing Karaoke.

PerfectTRINA: LOOKS like?

Burf's_Bees: I don't need your attitude. I love this song they're singing.

Burf's_Bees: I'm sorry that I hurt you. It's something I must live with every day. And All the pain I put you through, I wish I could take it all away. And be the one who catches all your tears. That's why I need you to hear."

PerfectTRINA: Man, you typed all that?

MrSkinnyJeans: He's a trained speed-typer.

PerfectTRINA: There's no such thing!

Burf's_Bees: Full of surprises, aren't I?

MrSkinnyJeans: Hey, lay off. She's my lady!

PerfectTRINA: You two are driving me crazy!

Burf's_Bees: I have that effect on women.

PerfectTRINA: I'm genuinely disgusted as of now.

Burf's_Bees: Don't be like that, babe.

PerfectTRINA: I'll hurt you.

MrSkinnyJeans: BURF!

PerfectTRINA: What's going on now?

Burf's_Bees: Hold tight, darling. They're still singing.

PerfectTRINA: This is NOT worth it!

MrSkinnyJeans: Relax, Trina.

ScissorLuv has entered chat

ScissorLuv: Sinjin! Where are you sitting?

Burf's_Bees: What?

MrSkinnyJeans: Jade! Hey baby!

ScissorLuv: BABY?

PerfectTRINA: BABY? What are you talking about?

MrSkinnyJeans: Don't worry about it!

ScissorLuv: Why would she? She HATES you!

PerfectTRINA: So do you! Why do you care?

ScissorLuv: 'Cause we're on a... "date".

Burf's_Bees: Whoa... Dude...

PerfectTRINA: Wait a minute, aren't WE on a "date"?

MrSkinnyJeans: Trina, this isn't what it looks like!

ScissorLuv: No. WE'RE on a "date"!

Burf's_Bees: What's with the quotation marks?

ScissorLuv: Sinjin, I finally ask YOU out on a date, after YEARS of rejection, and you CHEAT on me? Just how many dates do you think you're gonna get, Mosshead?

PerfectTRINA: That's MY nickname for him!

ScissorLuv: And with TRINA?

PerfectTRINA: What's THAT supposed to mean? !

ScissorLuv: Who's Burf's_Bees?

Burf's_Bees: Burf! Remember, I spied on your date with the hot brunette?

ScissorLuv: It wasn't a "date"!

Burf's_Bees: What's with the quotation marks?

MrSkinnyJeans: Burf, for such a talented spy, you're not doing too well!

PerfectTRINA: Is he ignoring us?

ScissorLuv: I think he is.

ScissorLuv: Finally! I made it through the crowd!

Burf's_Bees: Trina, baby, don't be too brokenhearted. Sinjin's insensitive.

PerfectTRINA: Don't worry about that.

Burf's_Bees: But I'm not...

ScissorLuv: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

Burf's_Bees: We're just flirting...

PerfectTRINA: YOU'RE flirting!

Burf's_Bees: You can always join me ;)

PerfectTRINA: Not on your life.

ScissorLuv: NOT YOU! Beck and Cat!

MrSkinnyJeans: How'd you get inside before me?

ScissorLuv: Sheer will. ARE THEY SINGING KARAOKE TOGETHER?

Burf's_Bees: Yeah! I lurve this song!

PerfectTRINA: Lurve?

Burf's_Bees: Lurve.

MrSkinnyJeans: I got in! Is that Robbie recording them?

ScissorLuv: Not for long!

MrSkinnyJeans: Whoa, stop, JADE!

Burf's_Bees: So I was thinking, if you're hungry, Trina...

PerfectTRINA: BACK AWAY!

Burf's_Bees: Technically, I can't, in a chat.

MrSkinnyJeans: JADE!

ScissorLuv: Whaddya want, Sinjin? Make it quick!

MrSkinnyJeans: Don't you think it's time you let this go?

ScissorLuv: What do you mean?

MrSkinnyJeans: I mean, give Beck some space.

Burf's_Bees: …

PerfectTRINA: :O

MrSkinnyJeans has exited chat out of fear

Sikowitty: He's right, you know.

ScissorLuv: Sikowitz?

Burf's_Bees: Sikowitz? !

Sikowitty: Burf.

PerfectTRINA: When did he get here?

ScissorLuv: What do YOU know about this, Sikowitz?

Sikowitty: Enough to know that you're holding on to nothing here, Jade.

Burf's_Bees: [cough]

PerfectTRINA: Oh look, the... line... it's uh, gone...

PerfectTRINA has exited chat to visit the Wizard of Wazz

Sikowitty: Maybe Beck's really over you, Jade.

ScissorLuv: I don't need this!

Sikowitty: Why don't you just drop it, once and for all? If not for Beck or Cat, then for yourself?

ScissorLuv: When did you start acting like an adult?

Sikowitty: When did you start acting like a child?

ScissorLuv: Excuse me?

ScissorLuv: EXCUSE me?

ScissorLuv: Whatever!

ScissorLuv has exited chat out of anger and embarrassment

Sikowitty has exited chat fearing for his life

Burf's_Bees has exited chat because he's a pathetic loser

You may now wonder who is typing this.

Mwa ha ha!

Mysterious Typer has exited chat.

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That was a whole bunch a drama and craziness. Maybe not all that good, but it's something, right? Next chapter, we'll get out of the chat room and into Jade's cyber-journal? See her reaction and Tori's reaction to Beck's surprise? I'm excited, are you? Let me know what you'd like to see! But no canon-couples, as to avoid ship-warring! Sowwy :(

PLEASE review!

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Once again, I'll mention this trending thing:

I'd like to promote my friend InfinityForever7's tumblr post. On March 28th, around lunch time, we're gonna all trend "Team Gillies" on Twitter, for our wonderful actress, Liz Gillies! Tell everyone you know, advertise it on your fictions, just get the word around! We've got a week to get everyone's attention! So, go go go go! And if we get it trended, I'll throw something very special into one of the next chapters :)

**~Songbird341~**