Hey peoplies!
I know I haven't updated too recently, but it's my birthday today and I had to update! Guess what?
This story has been nominated for Best Comedy in the 2012 Topaz Awards! Be sure to check that out, and get the word around :)
Thanks to all my faithful reviewers. I love you all so much :)
**~Songbird341~**
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Victorious, iCarly, Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, All That, Kenan and Kel, or any of that good stuff. Can you guess who does? I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count.
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Private Chat: GotBeck and HappyCat
GotBeck: I'm SURE that was Jade!
HappyCat: I'm sure that's not true.
GotBeck: You saying I'm lying?
HappyCat: No, I'm just saying I didn't see them...
GotBeck: I did, Cat! She was angry.
HappyCat: Well, I sent her the video.
HappyCat: Why couldn't you send it?
GotBeck: Cat, the second that she would see an email addressed from me, she'd delete it, if not punching her computer in the process. What about Tori?
HappyCat: Sent! I hope they forgive you!
GotBeck: I hope so, too. I spent all night mixing the sound with some equipment from HA.
GotBeck: They just LET you borrow this stuff?
HappyCat: …
HappyCat: Should I have asked?
GotBeck: CAT! They're gonna kill me!
HappyCat: Don't get all mad! I helped you with your video!
GotBeck: And made me a criminal in the process!
HappyCat: I'm doing the best I can! It's too much pressure!
HappyCat has exited chat emotionally
GotBeck: Aw, Cat!
GotBeck has exited chat feeling like a loser
Way to go, GotBeck.
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Diary of Jade West
Entry 1 – April 13th, 2012
Hello, nonexistent reader.
My mom sent me to a moronic psychiatrist today. I hated it so much.
She said that she felt I needed help with some "deep issues" I'm not willing to talk about. Whatever, Mom.
Anyway, all the idiot did was ramble on about needing to get a good feel on who I am and how I suffer. She said that since I was unwilling to communicate with her vocally, that I would need to communicate to myself first, or whatever.
So, I have to write this. Yippee. And although she has no way of knowing whether I REALLY did or not, I've decided to humor her and write an entry.
…
Alright, so I looked at an email she sent me about this little "exercise". I'm apparently supposed to write about events that happened during the day before and how I "feel" about them. Great. Let's begin.
Okay, well, I woke up, of course. I got a shower, but I didn't have any cold water because of my freaking retard of a sister, Lydia. THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU! HOPE YOU HAD A NICE 120° SHOWER, SIS!
Anyway, I got dressed in something nice and dark, grabbed some disgusting toaster-waffles, and headed out the door. How did I feel about this morning?
It was FABULOUS -.-
Next, I went to school and all that dumb stuff. I go to a Performing Arts high school, Hollywood Arts. I am then surrounded by a bunch of freaks and abandonments-of-society. How do I feel about that? Fantastic.
Then, I decided I was in the "chatty" mood, if one ever truly existed. I signed on to our school's social networking site, TheSlap, and entered the chat. How did I feel? Indifferent, until I saw who was ON chat.
Beck Oliver, my ex-boyfriend, and Cat Valentine, my "good" friend, were FLIRTING on CHAT! You can probably guess how I feel about THAT!
I can't even believe them! Getting all cozy when they THOUGHT they were alone, and I walk in on... THAT? WHAT THE CHIZ?
So they're being all sassy with me when Lil' Miss Vega decides to walk on in! Then, Cat smarts off to me and scares Sikowitz, our acting teacher, away from the chat. Not that I care. I mean, he wasn't very beneficial to my argument, as you will later see.
At that point, I had a clear feeling that Beck and Cat were probably at Nozu, as someone had mentioned Karaoke or whatever. So I asked Sinjin to meet me there for an excuse to go, and Robbie's weird puppet (don't ask. But then, how could you? Seeing as you don't exist and all.) freaked out a little bit.
Anyway, I show up to Nozu and what do I see? BECK AND CAT. SINGING KARAOKE TOGETHER.
So I tell people on chat, and Sinjin-the-Mosshead and Sikowitz decide to tell me off! What the heck, man?
How do I feel about this? I feel... Aw, screw it, I feel like a bucket of crap, alright?
Anyway, so it was all a big explosion of accusations and lies. In my opinion, it was childish, reallly.
Bye.
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Chat Room 1
GotBeck: Hopefully they won't hate me after this.
AndreH: You? Jade hates me so much she won't talk to me!
GotBeck: Eh, you get used to her hatred. Both girls hate me.
AndreH: I'm sure Tori doesn't hate you. She's not a "hate"y kinda girl.
GotBeck: Hatey?
AndreH: You get the point.
GotBeck: No man. I really screwed up this time. She hates me, too.
AndreH: Think she got your video?
GotBeck: I dunno...
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Diary of Jade West
Entry 2 – April 13th, 2012
Hey, it's me again.
Well, my psychiatrist wants three entries by Monday, and I'm not spending my weekend on this, so I decided to write again . I dunno what I'll write about...
Hey, Vega invited me to chat. What could she want?
I guess I'll copy and paste the conversation:
ScissorLuv has entered chat (That's me)
ToriVega: Hey! There you are! (Yeah, stupid. Of course I'm here. You invited me, like, five times.)
Me: Here I am. What do you want?
ToriVega: Did you get the email? (Little vague, honey?)
Me: Depends on what email you mean, Little Miss Informative.
ToriVega (Could she be more irritating?): :/ Just check your email.
ToriVega has exited chat (Finally)
Wonder what she means? I'll check my email anyway.
… Well, that's odd. An email from Cat? Hope she's apologizing. It IS entitled "I'm Sorry"...
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From: HappyCat theslap .com
Subject: I'm Sorry
Hey guys. This is from Beck. DON'T CLOSE THIS OUT! This is important.
I was a jerk and what André and I did to you guys was wrong. I'm really sorry, and I know André is, too. But just to make it clear, I made this video.
Click here to see: The Reason by Beck Oliver
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Diary of Jade West
Entry 3 – April 13th, 2012
Oh my god.
I just got an email from Beck (well, from Cat, actually, but it was made by Beck, just sent by Cat, and, well, whatever!) and...
He wasn't on a date with Cat, I guess.
They were at Nozu singing Karaoke, and I was so mad I didn't pay attention to the lyrics...
Apparently, they recorded themselves singing a song together called The Reason. The lyrics go like this:
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I'm not a perfect person
There's many things I wish I didn't do
But I continue learning
I never meant to do those things to you
And so I have to say before I go
That I just want you to know
I'm sorry that I hurt you
It's something I must live with every day
And all the pain I put you through
I wish that I could take it all away
And be the one who catches all your tears
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It was... an apology.
I'm so confused. I don't know if I forgive him, or what?
Okay, so I know I love him. I STILL love him. I want to get back together, but...
Maybe I should just give up. I'm sick of chasing him around. Maybe he's readier to move on than I am...
I'm going for a walk. Bye.
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Alright, this was a LOT different from my other chapters, but I didn't know how else to pull this off. Hopefully it worked out D:
As my birthday is coming to a close, I wanna thank you all for making my life as [previous age] super-awesome with all the support! Thank you for reviewing the previous chapter: AppleFlame12, ObsessedWithBade, Jeremy Shane, MakubeDaKiddX, Irshgirl, Gabisamore, Kikudog6, Jade Lautner-JodiaXD, Airtoyourthronegirlfriend (X3 :D), Sshaw101, StarsandDesires, LittleMissSunshine87, CatHeartsU, CRAZYbutLOVABLE, Thewerepuppy, Kat, Jmags-WriterofAwesomeness, InfinityOfOurSums, and Gothic Guitars and Silver Rose (although it wasn't really a review xD). You guys rock my pants off! Now, excuse me as I find my pants...
Don't forget to check out the Topaz Awards 2012 :) There's more info about it in the Victorious Fanfiction Forum.
**~Songbird341~**