Hey guys, I'm back again!

See, I've been really busy with exams and ballet and theater, so I haven't been able to write at ALL! But now that it's summer, I am free to do whatever I will, therefore I will be updating MUCH more often. At LEAST once a week, but we'll get into that.

Here's the next chapter. It's a little more... well, you'll see.

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DISCLAIMER: This is the depressing section where I bore myself explaining how I don't own Victorious or anything else worth more than $10 bucks on eBay, except for my personality and OH MY GOSH AJDHJKDFS THERE'S A GIANT MOSQUITO TRYING TO KILL ME NYEEHHHH DIEEEE! ! ! !

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I got it.

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Chat Room 1

ToriVegan: Who said that?

Why, that would be me, little Miss Vega. Your personal hacker.

CrappyCat: What?

AndreHasNoTalent: He's the jerk that changed my name!

HogBeck: Or she.

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin: Or it.

Oh, I assure you, I'm no "it". I'm quite human.

ToriVegan: My "personal" hacker?

Incorrect. I'm actually all of your "personal" hackers.

RockLobster: Why?

... Well, why not?

RexandtheWitty: Wazzbag! He means, why us?

Of course he does. But really, one of you should know who I am, yes?

CrappyCat: Why would you call me a fish?

... Well, obviously it's not Miss Graduate over here.

CrappyCat: But I'm in high school...

Ah, yes. Hollywood Arts... The school for wannabe's?

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin: Insulting our awesome school? The one that people all around California would kill to go to because it produces the stars of tomorrow? The one that has more activity in one day than you and your cyber-recluse little self could ever have in your entire life? Sit down.

RexandtheWitty: Ooh...

HogBeck: You tell 'em, babe.

... Babe?

HogBeck: I mean... You tell 'em...

Obviously hasn't gotten over you, has he, Jadey?

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin: Don't CALL me Jadey!

ImperfectTRINA: We're KINDA getting off-track, guys! I'm trying to get some action until my mayonnaise-mask hardens, so let's move it along.

RockLobster: I've tried that mask! It works!

RexandtheWitty: But you smelled like garbage for a week!

I feel like I'm intruding.

HogBeck: You ARE!

ToriVegan: You're a hacker!

AndreHasNoTalent: That's kinda what you do! Now, would you tell us why?

But it's just so fun to toy with you.

CrappyCat: Am I some kind of Cat-fish? :O Do I LOOK LIKE A CATFISH?

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin: When I find out who you are, I'm gonna slam you so hard you fall right into tomorrow. Then I'll rinse and repeat.

So filled with violence and empty threats, aren't you Jadey? Or should I say, Jadelyn?

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin: O_O How do you know my full name?

Jadelyn Elizabeth Aretha West, but you ignore the second middle name because it seems flashy.

See, Jadey, I know about all of you. Every single detail.

RockLobster: Doubt it! Try me!

Robbie, you fear the dark after a dream of your grandmother assassinating you in your sleep.

RockLobster: Darn it all! You weren't supposed to know that.

RexandtheWitty: I didn't even know that, and I've lived with you for YEARS!

8 years exactly, correct?

RexandtheWitty: ...

Cat, you love dolphins because of a trip you took to the marine park when you were very young, wherein you rode dolphins with Robbie.

CrappyCat: Oh my gosh, that's true! Good guess! Do me again!

No.

CrappyCat: Fooey.

Andre, you talk very little in chat because your fingers cramp from practicing piano early in the morning.

AndreHasNoTalent: Pegged it completely.

Beck, that is not your real hair.

HogBeck: WHAT?

PancakePrincessLoveyMuffin: WHAT? WHAT!

Just kidding. Beck, the taste of lemon disgusts you because of a lemon-eating contest between you and your peers in 2nd grade.

HogBeck: Fine, true. Are you quite finished?

Almost.

Tori Vega... You and I are quite a story, aren't we?

ToriVegan: I don't know what you're talking about.

I bet you do. But I'll get on with what I know about you.

You are the sole reason that I live an empty life, yet you will never know it. You are viewed as a simple girl with a dream, but you are really a cold-hearted evil person I would love to wreak delicious vengeance on.

Luckily, the only other person who knows who I am is taken care of now.

ToriVegan: ... Sinjin.

RexandtheWitty: What did you do to him?

RockLobster: Calm down, Rex. I can hear you from across the hall.

RexandtheWitty: No, I will NOT calm down! He's the coolest guy in this school and I ain't having him murdered by some sociopath!

Murdered? Oh, no no no. I have better ideas in mind.

ToriVegan: Look, "stranger"! Whatever the heck I did to you, I am sorry, okay? But I have no idea who you are or what you want?

Silly Tori. I only wish to see you and your friends go down in pain. The hacking was only to get your attention.

Now, I believe Sinjin has something to say to you.

CrappyCat: What?

MrCapturedBeans has entered chat

MrCapturedBeans: HELP! HE HAS ME IN T

MrCapturedBeans has been disconnected

Woops.

Have fun picking up the pieces. Bye!

_ has exited chat

ToriVega: That couldn't be Ponnie, could it?

ScissorLuv: No way, it was definitely Hayley or Tara! The school for "wannabe"s?

GotBeck: I'll admit, Rob. I thought it was you before.

RockRobster: Tori, who else could it be that hates you?

RexandtheWitty: And where does he have Sinjin, man?

HappyCat: You guys, I think I know who it is!

AndreH: You think it was Hope, my ex-girlfriend?

ImperfectTRINA: Maybe it was that Ryder guy?

GotBeck: Or Melinda Murry...

ToriVegan: Maybe Steven?

ScissorLuv: Guys? Look at our names!

GotBeck: They're back to normal!

RockRobster: Since that guy left!

HappyCat: I know who it was!

RexandtheWitty: We gotta find Sinjin.

ToriVegan: Alright, EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN!

ScissorLuv: ...

ToriVega: It's getting late, we're all tired and we're NOT gonna solve anything by adding to the suspects. Let's just be glad that guy's gone and meet in chat in the morning, okay?

AndreH: She's right. Let's hit the hay.

AndreH has exited chat

RexandtheWitty: We gotta find Sinj!

RexandtheWitty has exited chat

RockRobster: Wait, Rex!

RockRobster has exited chat

GotBeck: I'm out.

GotBeck has exited chat

ImperfectTRINA has exited chat

ScissorLuv: Me too.

ScissorLuv has exited chat

HappyCat: But wait! I know who it is!

ToriVega has exited chat

HappyCat: And I'm scared...

HappyCat has exited chat

Sikowitz has been disconnected due to inactivity for more than 20 minutes

Finally, they're gone.

I can't have them figuring out who I am, and sweet little Caterina knows too much. Luckily, no one is listening to her as of yet. Which means I'll have to get rid of her before they do...

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Wooow... Intense. Can't say that this stranger has too much violence intended, but I know that he/she/it isn't playing around!

Can you guess who it is? I'm holding a poll on my profile with all mentioned suspects and affiliates, so make sure to go put in your guess! And please, please, PLEASE REVIEW! They didn't make the button pretty for nothing!

Thanks for reviewing: CutesyBunny (Who might just get VIP reviewer next chapter :D), EmilyRae96, Gabisamore, AriBatFan, Cyaneifa123, CatAndreOTP, Kat, O-427-H-5, ObsessedWithBade, Lara Julibee, BigStuOU, MakubeDaKiddX, Bestizs-Kara-Tori-2012, ChrisGarcia, Sshaw101, AppleFlame12, LittleMissSunshine87, IrshGirl, Bobbie-Lee, and Mossdawn. You guys are the apple to my pie and to my fritter and to my strudel and to my... sauce? Yeah, you're awesome! Thank you for all the awesome reviews :D

If you guess the "stranger" in your review, then you might just win a chapter dedication and something special :) As in... You can pick a pairing to have a /small/ moment in the next chapter. Nothing groundbreaking, but something sweet. If you don't ship anything, I'm sure we can accommodate otherwise ;)

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