Sorry I took so long! Very busy week, but I'm back :D

I'm so happy to see all the positive responses! I was sure you'd hate me for killing the mystery, but you don't (I think), so YAY! Let us continue!

An update on the poll: It's up to the "Yes, exclusive couples" option and "Couple moments, but no official couples", so I'm gonna give it a few more days before making a decision. If we DO end up doing couples, it will only be one, and preferably I won't need to go into the Bade vs. Bori situation yet. In the meantime, I'd like to ask you: How do you like Cabbie? I'm not saying that's the only option, but I'm asking because it seems to be a mutual favorite among everyone. What do you think?

Well, I'll get on with it already :)

**~Songbird341~**

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Victorious, TheSlap, or anything created by the famous Dan Schneider – and am I the only one who has trouble spelling that?

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Chat Room 1

ScissorLuv: I can't keep covering for you, Cat.

HappyCat: But I don't want her to be mad at me!

ScissorLuv: She's gonna figure it out eventually!

HappyCat: Jaaaaaaade! Please don't tell her!

HappyCat: She's gonna hate me!

ScissorLuv: So?

ToriVega has entered chat

ScissorLuv: See? She's here now! Tell her.

HappyCat: But Jade!

ScissorLuv: Can't hear you!

ScissorLuv has exited chat

HappyCat: Well, of course not! It's a chat!

ToriVega: What's going on, Cat?

HappyCat: Tori! Um...

HappyCat: We were just talking. NOT ABOUT YOU!

HappyCat: Just about some... gardening tips.

ToriVega: You have a garden?

HappyCat: No...

ToriVega: Then why were you sharing "gardening tips"?

HappyCat: Um... I'm gonna buy one... online.

ToriVega: Cat, you can't "buy" a garden online.

HappyCat: You can't?

ToriVega: No.

HappyCat: Oops! I'd better go tell Jade, then!

ToriVega: Cat, are you lying?

HappyCat: No...

ToriVega: Cat, you're putting "..." at the end of everything.

HappyCat: Okay, I'm lying! Don't be mad at me!

ToriVega: Is this about the "Chat Room Menace" thing?

HappyCat: How did you know?

ToriVega: Sikowitz told me.

HappyCat: Do you want to kill me now?

ToriVega: What? No!

HappyCat: You don't? ?

ToriVega: No way, Cat!

ToriVega: I just want to know why you wanted to scare me.

HappyCat: Ohh, I wasn't trying to scare you.

HappyCat: Why would I want to scare you like that?

ToriVega: Oh... I thought you were still mad at me for the whole "blonde wig" incident.

HappyCat: The what?

ToriVega: You know, when I told you that guy would still like you without the wig, and he didn't?

HappyCat: I have no idea what you're talking about.

ToriVega: … Never mind. So why did you do it?

HappyCat: Well... I don't know...

ToriVega: Did you want attention, maybe?

HappyCat: I dunno, maybe...

ToriVega: Well, that's okay. From who?

HappyCat: A guy...

ToriVega: What guy? Is he cute?

HappyCat: Uh-huh.

ToriVega: Do I know him?

HappyCat: Uh-huh.

ToriVega: Do you like him?

HappyCat: Uh-huh.

ToriVega: Have you told him?

HappyCat: Nuh-uh.

ToriVega: Why not? I'm sure he'll like you!

HappyCat: I don't know. He's one of our friends, and I don't want to make his "lady friend" mad...

ToriVega: What? He has a "lady friend"?

HappyCat: Yeah! And I don't want her to hate me if I tell him!

ToriVega: Oh my god, Cat...

HappyCat: Do you know who I'm talking about?

ToriVega: Uh-huh.

HappyCat: Is he a bad idea?

ToriVega: Uh-huh.

HappyCat: You won't tell him, right?

ToriVega: Nuh-uh.

HappyCat: I gotta go!

HappyCat: Swear you won't tell him?

ToriVega: I swear.

HappyCat: Okay...

HappyCat has exited chat

ToriVega: Oh my god...

RockRobster has entered chat

RockRobster: Hey, Torminator!

ToriVega: Robbie, we have a problem.

RockRobster: Alright, I'll go fetch my guitar and get Cat...

ToriVega: No, Robbie! This is ABOUT Cat!

RockRobster: Really? What is it? !

ToriVega: Okay... Swear you won't tell him?

RockRobster: I swear! Him who? ?

ToriVega: Well...

ToriVega: I think Cat likes Beck!

RockRobster: O.O

ToriVega: Yeah! And if Jade finds out, she'll murder her!

RockRobster: This is terrible.

ToriVega: I know! And Beck won't have the heart to turn her down!

RockRobster: She likes BECK!

ToriVega: I KNOW! Isn't this awful? !

RockRobster: Heck yes! She's supposed to like me!

ToriVega: O.o What?

RockRobster: Wha- Can NOBODY tell?

RockRobster: For the love of cheese, I LIKE CAT VALENTINE, OKAY? !

RockRobster: I wrote her a SONG! I helped her with her wig problems and comforted her when that jerk turned her down! I even introduced her to my Mamaw! MY MAMAW! ! !

RockRobster: And she likes BECK? !

ToriVega: …

ToriVega: Robbie, I'm sorry.

RockRobster: No, I'm sorry.

ToriVega: What?

RockRobster: Just forget it. She's allowed to like whoever she wants.

ToriVega: … Alright. If you wanna talk, we can talk.

RockRobster: There's nothing to talk about.

RockRobster: So what do we do about this? She can't ask Beck out.

ToriVega: How do we get her to... NOT like him?

RockRobster: I don't know.

MrSkinnyJeans has entered chat

MrSkinnyJeans: Hey, guys!

RockRobster: Hey Sinjin.

MrSkinnyJeans: Wassup?

ToriVega: Hey, I heard about your mom getting a job at Maestro's! Congrats, dude!

MrSkinnyJeans: Yeah, it's neat.

RockRobster: Neat-o.

ToriVega: It's also super-expensive. Do you get a discount?

MrSkinnyJeans: Sure do. Whole family does.

RockRobster: Your WHOLE family?

MrSkinnyJeans: Correct.

RockRobster: Including your sister?

ToriVega: He has a sister?

MrSkinnyJeans: Indeed.

RockRobster: Hey...

MrSkinnyJeans: Hello.

RockRobster: D'ya think you could set me up on a date with your sister?

ToriVega: Gross.

MrSkinnyJeans: Sure, I guess.

ToriVega: But Robbie, don't you like "someone else"?

RockRobster: Silly Tori.

RockRobster has exited chat

ToriVega: ? So you're just gonna say "Silly Tori" and leave? !

MrSkinnyJeans has exited chat

ToriVega: Well that's nice. Now I have to figure out what to do about this.

Sikowitty: You mean about Cat liking Beck?

ToriVega: Yeah. I don't know what to do.

ToriVega: Wait, when did you-

ToriVega: Never mind. So what do you think I should do?

Sikowitty: Easy. We take everyone out to Maestro's.

ToriVega: … How does that solve ANYTHING?

Sikowitty: Oh, it doesn't. But I'm hungry and we just got a check from the school for our "Ping Pong tournament".

Sikowitty: [snicker]

ToriVega: Alright, fine. We'll all eat, and I'll figure something out.

Sikowitty has exited chat

ToriVega: Bye?

ToriVega: Why does no one say "bye" anymore?

ToriVega has exited chat

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So... how was that?

Cat likes BECK? ! WHOAAAAA!

Thanks SO much for reviewing: Dawnmist of RiverClan, Blueberry Minizzle, FurryFriends143, Mmgturner, Guest, Mew Mew Pachirisu, BigStuOU, CutesyBunny, BoriBabe13, Guest, iCraveBat, MakubeDaKiddX, Curly1221, OnlyHurtInside (Truth or Dare, duly noted ;D), LittleMissSunshine87, MossDawn, KittKatt11 (Sorry you didn't like it D:), Sshaw101, Micaylalyssa, Princess Zelda98, Irshgirl, Gabisamore, Asian Fusion-tike, CrazyQierdGirl16, KimyonaGirl, OhSnapItzLara, ChannyObsessedOct2, Guest, GalagozRule, Jessie's Wonders, and Jeremy Shane! You're the nugget in my Chicken-Mc, the peanuts in my butter. Adding fiber to our diets, beneficial for each other. You're a piece of dental floss and I am the teeth. You're Aretha Franklin, I'm r-e-s-p-e-c-t. And I think you guys are swell ;D

Don't forget to vote on the poll on my page, and let me know if you like Cabbie, Candre or Bat. We don't know who Cat likes at this point ;)

**~Songbird341~**