Chapter 11. Enjoyeth :3
The next morning, Sarah walked down to the kitchen looking for Natasha. It seemed like everyone was there except her.
"Has anyone seen Natasha?" she asked, as she grabbed a package of pop tarts out of the cupboard.
"Be careful with those, they're Thor's and he goes ballistic if he finds out that someone ate his pop tarts." Tony said
"I think I'll be fine." Sarah said. "I'm not afraid of him." she opened up the package of pop tarts and broke off a piece of one and ate it.
"Your not afraid? He could smite you where you stand." Steve asked surprised. She was intimidated by people 4 inches taller then her but when the god of thunder challenged her, she was unafraid.
She shrugged "He won't though"
"He could when he finds out you ate his pop tarts."
"He won't" she replied shrugging again
"How are you so sure?" Steve asked
"Because Thor is a good guy and good guys don't smite people over pop tarts. Plus I am very good at persuading people to do what I want them to do."
"Thor would." Tony said, remembering the only time he got in the way of Thor and his pop tarts and he absentmindedly rubbed the scar on his hand in the suspicious shape if a lightening bolt. "Trust me. Thor would"
"Well lets just hope he doesn't find out then." she said popping another piece into her mouth. "And again I ask, where is Natasha?"
"She's in her room." Clint replied, "three doors past yours to the left"
She nodded her thanks and went up to talk to Natasha. On her way there she was practically run over by Thor.
"I am sorry young Midgaurdian!" he said as he helped her up. She had to dive out of the way so as not to get knocked over and ended up on the ground anyways.
"It's fine Thor" she said picking up her pop tarts.
Thor gasped and pointed at the pop tarts. "Young Midgaurdian has eaten my pastry treats!" he said, looking angry.
"Oh yeah, I'm sorry," She said, hoping this didn't call for desperate measures.
"That does not excuse your actions young one!" He boomed, picking up his hammer, preparing for a fight. The boys in the kitchen heard this and ran into the hallway to protect Sarah if they needed too.
"But really Thor, I didn't know, I am truly sorry." She said, she could tell that this was going south fast, but hoped should wouldn't have to use her secret weapon. She liked to keep it that way, a secret.
"Thou must be punished!" Tony was about to run forward and stop Thor, when Sarah gave him an "I got this" look. He stopped, but decided that if Thor's hammer raised another centimeter, he was going in.
Sarah realized that should would have to result to using her weapon. She just hoped it would still work, it had been years since she had had to use it on her mom.
"But... Thor... I am truly sorry. I honestly didn't know. Can you ever forgive me?" she said, putting on an innocent face that would make Puss-in-Boots from Shrek jealous. Thor looked torn and confused by the dramatic turn of her attitude. He wanted to be mad about the eaten pop tarts but she looked so innocent. He couldn't seem to stay mad at her. The innocence on her face completely melted away all of his anger. He grabbed her into a huge bear hug.
Tony watched her pull this move on Thor. Damn, He thought, if only she had been around when Loki was here, they could've just had her pull this face and Loki would've surrendered. If Tony didn't know any better, he would've believed her innocence too.
"I am so sorry I almost smited my young Midgaurdian friend!" He said while hugging her. The boys decided that she wasn't in danger anymore and returned to the kitchen.
"Can't... Breathe" she said, trying to get some oxygen into her lungs. Thor released her.
"And now I almost crushed you, young Midgaurdian! Oh I am so ashamed of myself" Thor said. Sarah came over and rubbed his arm.
"Its okay. You can call me Sarah, by the way" she said "Or the One who is Awesome.." she decided. If everyone else got an awesome superhero name, she should get an awesome nickname.
"From now on I shall call you the One who is Awesome" Thor replied, looking much happier with himself, and went down stairs to get some pop tarts for himself. Sarah just shook her head and walked on to Natasha's room.
She hesitated a minute before she knocked. It was no secret that Natasha wasn't Sarah's biggest fan.
Maybe she just jealous because your so pretty. Sarah thought to herself. Ha yeah right, she's a super spy, and an Avenger. If anyone should be jealous, it would be Sarah.
Suddenly Natasha's door opened. "Are you gonna knock or just stand there looking lost?" Natasha said, slightly harsher then what she meant for it to sound.
"Umm... I was gonna knock."
Natasha leaned against the door frame and looked at Sarah.
"So whatcha need Devil Spawn?"
"Excuse me?" Sarah said, looking offended.
"I was just referring to the fact that your Tony's kid. It wasn't meant to offend."
"Oh, how did you find out?" Sarah asked, she hadn't thought anyone besides Steve and Tony knew.
"The walls have ears." she said, pointing to the air conditioning vent in the corner of her room.
"Oh.. But I'm confused, I thought only Tony and Steve knew? And I didn't tell either of them at home."
"Nah, Tony spilled the beans last night before you and Steve got home."
"Ahh, well I came up to ask if you wanted to go shopping with me. I need to get a dress for the benefit on Saturday and I don't want to go by myself if I don't have to. Plus I thought it might be a good time for us to, I don't know, bond or whatever. Us girls need to stick together when we're surrounded by all the boys." she rambled.
Natasha stared at her for a second, something flashed across her face. Happiness maybe. Sarah thought. But as soon as it was there, it was gone again. Natasha looked at her for another second, gave her a small smile, and then nodded. "I'll be ready in an hour." she said and then turned around and walked into the room.
"Well that turned out better then I thought it would." she said to herself and walked back down stairs, popping another piece of pop tart into her mouth.
As she entered the kitchen, Thor jumped and said "The One who is Awesome has returned!"
Tony hurriedly hid his phone and Steve and Bruce stopped talking, while Clint continued to eat his cereal.
"Hey, next time try to make it LESS obvious that your talking about me, K?" she said, pointing to Steve and Bruce. They both looked embarrassed to have been caught, while Tony and Clint were staring at Thor. He noticed their staring and looked puzzled.
"What is with this staring?" He asked.
"What did you call her?" Tony asked
"The One who is Awesome. She told me that was her name."
Tony looked at her. "Hey! I wanted a cool nick name too!" she said, defending herself.
"Shouldn't your nickname be true though?" He asked with a sarcastic smile.
"I am awesome and you know it." She replied
"Lies. I am the only awesome one here. So that should be my name." Tony countered.
"I'm half of you! So I'm at least half as awesome as you. And I'm keeping the name." she said, "Obviously I'm awesome, I got Thor to not smite me for eating his pop tarts." she said and ate another piece for extra emphasis.
"This is very true." Tony said, remembering the look she had put on her face "So anyways, what are you up to today? I was wondering if maybe you wanted to help me fix up the suit." Sarah stared at him for a minute, then replied.
"I'd love to buuuut, I can't, I'm going shopping with Natasha to find a dress for your stupid benefit that your making me go to."
"Well maybe next time." He said, seeming casual. But inside, he was slightly disappointed. He had hoped that would've been able to hang out for a while, and do something as father and daughter.
Sarah was about to reply when Natasha came down, ready to go. She looked at Sarah in her pajamas still and rolled her eyes, "I thought you would be ready by now."
"I apologize, but I figured when you said an hour, you meant an hour. Not 5 minutes." She said back, the sarcasm was practically a river flowing out of her mouth.
Natasha glared. "I'll be in the car. You be down there in 15 minutes or I'm leaving without you." she said as she walked out the door and slammed it.
"Good to know Natasha's back" Sarah grumbled and ran upstairs to get ready.
Sooooo Whatcha think? This is kind've another light chapter, with not much happening in it. But more important things are approaching so be ready for them.
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