While taking out the trash one evening, Samantha is nearly attacked by a creep, who she turns into an iguana. Darrin is furious at her for using witchcraft and buys her a taser so she can defend herself the mortal way. He tries training her to use it, but the truth is, Sam is a TERRIBLE shot. When Larry drops by unexpectedly one night, Darrin's bright idea backfires.

This is based on an idea I recently had: What if the roles were reversed, and Darren was the witch and Sam the mortal? Furthermore, what if Darren was rather inept and his spells often didn't work?

A 100-word drabble.

For once! This is related to my other story Sam and the Butterfly. It's told entirely in dialog.

Imagine… if you will… almost all the 1960's spooks coming together, or sending help from afar… That is, these folks: Morticia and Gomez Addams, Lily Munster, Captain Daniel Gregg, Wadsworth from "Clue", and a few not so 1960's interrupting a long story-line to solve one horrible, screwed-up place? Collinsport. (Audio version available.) Episode 23 is now posted. (Darrin is in 21!)

Darren suddenly becomes overly attentive to Sam!

Darren runs over Sam's legs-or so it seems!

Set on Ishmael-1164. Based on characters from the episode "Sisters at Heart." Attn: retro mania

Giving Darrin the power to let the house cooperate with him while he recovered from a sprained ankle turned out to be a disaster. But Samantha realized that some things-especially love-were much better the second time around. (Episode: "A Is For Aardvark"). All reviews are appreciated!

Sam and Darrin walk in the rain, together.

Steamed over Serena's failed attempt to seduce him, Darrin hurries home to Samantha. And it's in her arms that he realizes that his love for her could never be broken. A continuation of "Darrin's Seduction" by Dougie Zerts, written with permission and encouragement. All reviews are appreciated!

Darrin and Sam appear on a certain well known talk show!

This is a sequel to my earlier "Darren's Seduction." Darren confesses to Sam!

A girl tries to seduce Darrin! Will he succumb? Gets a bit sexy so rated Kplus.

Sam takes a bubble bath! I've added an alternate ending to this, as a second chapter. I feel it's better, see what you all think!

"Bewitched" drabbles from random episodes featuring various characters.

The Stevens go to a pool party that gets a little wilder than they expected!

Newlywed Sam and Darrin have just moved into the neighborhood, and Sam is eager to make friends with her new neighbors. But when a fly goes up Sam's nose and she sticks a finger up there to remove it, Gladys Kravitz spreads a rumor that Sam picks her nose. Now nobody wants to be her friend. Features Marshall Burns, the kid from S1E6 Little Pitchers Have Big Fears.

Sam starts crying uncontrollably, much to Darrin's concern. Dr. Bombay comes up with a typically whacky cure!

After a psychic at the county fair tells Sam she will get run over by a Chevy Volt, she develops an extreme and excessive fear of just that. Can Darrin snap her out of it? ENDING SCENE UPDATED. There was something important I forgot to put in the final scene, so now I have added it.

Be wary of gifts from cousins!

Sam helps a butterfly who's in a dire situation!

On the day of the annual Advertising Awards Gala, Darrin injures himself by accidentally getting his thing caught in the door and is rendered unable to walk. Will he recover in time to make a big acceptance speech at the gala? Rated T for crass humor, several jokes pertaining to the male anatomy, and an innuendo or two. Sponsored by Wurlitzer Vienna Sausages (not really tho).

During their first date, Samantha is determined to make a good first impression on Darrin. All her efforts go out the window, however, when she accidentally gets her head stuck in the toilet.

Determined to buy Darrin a special birthday present with money earned entirely on her own, Samantha decides to get a job. After several failed job attempts, she ends up working at Scooters, a chain restaurant famous for its scantily clad waitresses. Split into 3 parts (I know I originally said 2 parts). Part 2 now up.