A/N Another update! Woo Hoo! Okay, instead of voting for the pairings by reviewing what about just voting on my poll? Yeah, that's right! There are two polls on my profile for the couples.
Enjoy! Also, yes Naruto will have a team even though he's very strong and all that bunch of shit. Okay, I'm just going to skip to the Genin Exams, k? Also, I will make some of the weak characters strong, like Ino. I want to make Ino like in the Ninja Clash games or something like that since I got inspired by the videos on Youtube and Ino is AWESOME in the game. Anyways, enjoy! Also, Kyuubi is a girl and the jutsu's from the gods and that were created by Naruto will be in English since I don't know the Japanese translation for it.
(A month later)
Naruto woke up in the morning very early and looked at the calendar. It was the day of the Genin Exams. 'Tch. It's going to be so fucking easy.' Naruto then went to the bathroom and started to dye his hair blonde for the fun of it. (He also has a prank streak in his personality, duh) He started to put blue contact lens in his eyes and nodded in approval in front of the mirror. He then walked to the closet and wore the same exact thing as his father did when he was the Hokage.
Naruto smirked. Oh, how he love to do pranks and scare the people shitless. He then changed his voice like his dad. Naruto grabbed an apple and rushed out the door while locking the gates and activating the security seals.
(Academy)
Naruto was the first in the classroom, obviously, since he wanted to see the reaction of the classmates and the teachers. Naruto sat in the back of the room with his feet on the desk and his hands behind his head. Sooner or later, Iruka and Mizuki walked into the room. They stopped and looked at Naruto in shock and in fear.
"Y-yondaime-sama?" Iruka stuttered. Naruto smirked and said in Minato's voice, "Why do you ask?" Mizuki and Iruka started to stutter and their faces turned red. Naruto took out a camera and snapped a picture before putting it away in his cloak. 'I'll send this to the newspaper committee,' He thought evilly. Iruka and Mizuki started to arrange the papers for the Exams while stealing glances at Naruto. Naruto sighed. "I'm not really the Yondaime. I just look like him and I switched my voice like him. It's part of my bloodline to copy everyone else's voice and all of their features. Don't tell anyone though. I wanna see their fucking faces," 'Minato' said.
The two teachers nodded dumbfounded at the information but Iruka asked, "Namikaze-san? What happened to your hair and your eyes?" Naruto tilted his head to the right and said, "Contact lens for the eyes and I dyed my hair. Also, cut the Namikaze-san crap. It's annoying and I'm not THAT old. Just call me Naruto. If you say Namikaze-san one more time, I will beat the shit out of you or I can just feed you to the wolves." Iruka gulped and Mizuki glared. Sooner or later, the students poured in after Naruto put on a powerful henge on himself so no one can detect it. The students stopped and stared at "Minato". Naruto opened his eyes and grinned. "Yo, minna!"
Sakura widened her eyes and fainted. Kiba started stuttering. "Y-y-you're a-a-alive?" He said while pointing at Naruto. Naruto grinned. "Yep. Also, I love seeing your faces while I'm here." POOF!
Naruto appeared and he smirked. Kiba fainted while Akamaru tried to wake up his master. Naruto started laughing like crazy still in Minato's voice. The laugh was warm and cheerful like…um, well, Minato. Everyone stared at him while Iruka was trying hard not to laugh but failed. Naruto stopped laughing and switched his voice into the Nidaime's. "What? Cat got your tongue?" He started to laugh like the Nidaime and then changed his voice into Shinigami. (His voice is kind of demonic so it's in bold along with Kyuubi.)
"Those who defy the laws of Ancient Times will suffer the consequences if they lie, cheat, manipulate, or kill others for power or revenge. They will suffer in to the deepest pits of Hell and burn alive for eternity. I will hear all your painful and beautiful screams while I rule my throne with my brother, Hades, Lord of the Underworld," Naruto said. Everyone was shocked, scared, or just surprised shitless while pissing their pants. Shinigami's voice sounded powerful, demonic, and sadistic. Naruto then switched his voice into Hades. He smirked. Hades was worse than Shinigami. Actually, they were equal. His voice sounded raspy, demonic, and creepy.
"If thy does not suffer in Hell, thy will suffer in the pits of Tartarus and be ripped from flesh to flesh with thee Reaper. Thy will scream as they face monsters, demons, devils, and creatures made from thyself and thy brother, Shinigami. Your screams will be heard but noone will come to assist, as you will be like that for eternity while your flesh is ripped again and again and again, like a wheel that never stops turning or like the Earth that never stops spinning. I and my brother will enjoy the screams of pain and-"
"Um…Naruto? I think that's enough," Iruka said sweatdropping as the students fainted only Akamaru, Sasuke, Shino, and Shikamaru were standing who were slightly trembling. Naruto was confused. "Did thy go to far?" Iruka sweatdropped and nodded his head. Naruto sighed. "Thy was getting to the good part though," He said with anime tears. Iruka sweatdropped while Mizuki silently glared at him, which didn't go unnoticed by Naruto, Shino, or Shikamaru. Naruto switched his voice into Sasuke and said, "Whomever wakes up first will go on a date with me tonight."
Instantly, all of Sasuke fangirls woke up and their eyes gleamed with lust and love. Naruto smirked and turned to Sasuke while changing his voice back. "I hope you will handle all of your shitty fangirls." Sasuke glared at him with pure hatred and rage. Naruto shrugged. "At least half of the class is waked up."
(Genin Exams)
Everyone was sitting in their seat with a pencil in front of them. The Written Exam. Naruto's eyes twitched as Iruka and Mizuki handed out the exam papers. "Okay. You have an hour to finish all of this and then we will go up to the Weapon part of the exams and a sparring match to determine the Rookie of the Year. You may start…NOW!" Iruka said.
Immediately, everyone started to put his or her pencil on paper, except for Naruto. He was twitching his eyebrow while glaring at the test. He suddenly had a light bulb above his head and started to gather the knowledge of the former hokage's. He "accidentally" forgot to tell one of his bloodlines to Sarutobi. It was called "Gatherer" and. Gatherer is a bloodline, which the user can gain all of the knowledge of the person just by a single touch and can even take all of their techniques along with the info. Naruto took all of the knowledge from his father, Shodaime, and the Nidaime.
Naruto smirked and started to quickly write on the paper. He was done in 10 minutes and smirked in accomplishment. Sakura, Shino, Shikamaru, and Sasuke were done a few minutes later. Naruto sighed and looked to his right at the sleeping Nara and to his left at the silent Aburame. Naruto looked at the clock and glared. 'Why can't it go faster? The damn clock!'
50 agonizing minutes passed and the test was done. Naruto's eye twitched as he started thinking of a string of curses that would make Ares and Tayuya proud. Finally, everyone went outside for the weapons test.
(Outside of the Academy)
Everyone except Sasuke and Naruto went. They were waiting patiently for their turns while other people were throwing weapons at the dummy. The rules were simple really. If you get the heart it's worth 50 points, the neck was worth 40 points, the eyes were worth 35 points, the lungs were worth 35 points like the eyes, the arms were worth 30 points, and the legs were worth 25 points. Mostly everyone got the arms or the legs.
"Uchiha Sasuke," Iruka said reading off a clipboard. Sasuke had an aura of confidence around him as he walked up to the field. Mizuki gave him 5 kunai's to attack with. Sasuke smirked. 'Now lets see who's the stronger one, dobe.'
Sasuke and Naruto were declared rivals- well; more like Sasuke declared Naruto his rival- after the fight with the jounin's. Naruto didn't really care about the rival relationship and just ignored Sasuke's request to fight. Sasuke was pissed off and you get the point.
Sasuke threw a kunai at the dummy, which struck the neck. His fangirls squealed except for Ino. She had gotten over her love for Sasuke about a few weeks ago. She tried to tell Sakura this but Sakura thought it was just a joke so she can have Sasuke to herself. Ino was disappointed and sad but then Naruto came in and offered her to be in his "circle of friends" which includes Shikamaru, Shino, Chouji, Hinata, and Kiba along with Akamaru. Ino accepted and she had a crush on him ever since. She also trained hard to be a kunoichi with Naruto and her father's help.
Sasuke threw the remaining kunai's, which struck the neck, lungs, arms, and eyes. Iruka smiled at him and said, "Congratulations, Sasuke-san. You're in first place with 180 points."
Sasuke smirked with a smug look on his face and walked back into the group while fangirls started to crowd around him saying bunches of shit that I don't even want to talk about. Naruto chuckled at the scene along with Ino.
"Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto," Iruka said. Everyone was silent as they watch him walk lazily walk onto the field. Mizuki handed him 5 kunai's with seals on them so Naruto would lose. Naruto sighed and started to remove the seals where nobody could see. He took a kunai and took a position. Mizuki smirked. 'I hope you fail demon!' Naruto yawned and threw the kunai lazily at the dummy but with inhuman speed and accuracy. Mizuki started to do a hand seal behind his back but noticed that it didn't work. 'What the hell is going on?'
The kunai hit straight on the heart surprising everyone except his friends. Naruto took another kunai and repeated the same process over again. He finally got to his last kunai and flicked it with a flick of his wrist. The kunai hit really hard on the heart and broke the dummy. Everyone stood gaping at him. Sasuke and Mizuki were furious but kept cool on the outside.
Naruto yawned and went back to his friends with a smile. Iruka started to write in his clipboard and said smiling, "Congratulations, Nami…I mean, Naruto-san. You have the total of 250 points going in first place."
Sasuke glared at Naruto while Mizuki was thinking of another way to make Naruto fail.
(Sparring Matches)
"Yamanaka Ino vs. Haruno Sakura. Please come forward," Mizuki said. Ino and Sakura walked forward onto the field and looked at each other. Sakura smirked. "Too bad Ino-pig but I'm going to win this match and Sasuke-kun will love me while you're on the floor begging for forgiveness." Naruto and his friends shook their heads with a sigh. Bad move, a REALLY bad move.
They all knew that Inoichi, Ino's father, trained her in their family jutsus' while Naruto helped her with her taijutsu and taught her some medical jutsu's for the future. They also knew that Ino was a really good fighter because of her flexibility, speed, and grace.
Ino looked sad. "Please Sakura, Sasuke just only cares about himself. Can't you see that he's not a good person and that he only focus for power?" Sakura snorted. "You just want him for yourself, don't you Ino-pig?"
Ino's eyebrow twitched and a tick mark formed. "Fine, be that way. I thought you were my friend but I guess you're wrong. Naruto is way better than that bastard anyway." Sakura glared at her. "HOW DARE YOU!!!!!" She screamed. (1) Ino covered her ears from the scream and sighed. "Man I forgot how loud you were." Sakura growled. "I'm going to kill you."
Mizuki was interested of how the fight would become and said, "Before we begin, you may only use taijutsu only. No ninjutsu or genjutsu. Hajime!"
Naruto and Ino made eye contact. Naruto nodded at her with a smile. Ino blushed, smiled back, and went into a stance that was unknown to everyone. Sakura snorted. "What kind of stance is that Ino-pig?" Ino rolled her eyes. "Naruto taught me this stance while we were training and said that this stance requires grace, flexibility, and speed. This stance is called the "Dance of the Magical Feathers" that he created with his grandmother, Hera." Sakura looked confused. "Who's Hera?"
Ino shook her head with a small smile. "You don't need to know." Sakura rolled her eyes. "I don't even want to know who this bitch is anyway." Naruto and his friends glared. Naruto taught them the stories of Greek Mythology and all of the gods. He taught them some of the moves he learned from them and said that the Sharingan can't copy it or see the movement.
Ino glared at her. "Don't you dare say that. Hera is one of my favorite people. Enough chit-chat, let's fight." Sakura smirked and took several kunai's from her pouch and threw it at her. Ino back-flipped, ducked, and did one hand cartwheels to avoid them. Sakura was shocked. Ino smirked and started to do one hand cartwheels and flips in a row when she landed on the ground sideways. (Like in the game where she did those flips. I'll post it on my profile) Sakura was confused and tried to throw a punch at her. Key word: TRIED. Ino dodged them with flexibility that was equal to Naruto but a little bit lower since she needed to work on her strength while using her flexibility.
Naruto observed all of her moves and nodded in approval. Shikamaru, Chouji, Shino, Hinata, and Kiba were impressed along with the other entire student's. Ino jumped into the air and landed on Sakura's face with her right foot and her leg straight up behind her. Sakura grunted from the shoe and the weight. Ino smirked. "Time for my favorite move. Feather Barrage!"
Ino kicked Sakura's face with her left foot, that glowed with a white aura, as hard as she could and flipped in the air when Sakura skidded on the floor. Naruto smirked. "You used the move, huh? You improved greatly, Ino. Nice job." Ino blushed at the comment but smiled at her crush. Hinata noticed this and slightly glared at her.
'Naruto is MINE! Not you blonde bitch!' She thought. (Whoa…just whoa…) Hinata and Ino are secret rivals who wants Naruto for themselves. Naruto knows this but keeps to himself because he thinks it's amusing.
Mizuki was shocked but said, "Winner: Yamanaka Ino!" Ino smiled and walked back to Naruto and her friends. They congratulated her a job well done and everything. Sakura woke up later on when Sasuke and Naruto's fight started. (I'm just going to skip to Sasuke's battle, ok?)
Hinata fought Kiba and won the match. Shikamaru won against Chouji but they put on a good match. Shino beated a random student with his improved taijutsu.
Now the fun begins. "Uchiha Sasuke vs. Uzamaki-Namikaze Naruto." Sasuke smirked and walked confidently onto the field. Naruto sighed. His friends were concerned on the Uchiha's attitude along with Iruka who bonded with Naruto during the month even though Naruto kept on threatening him to stop calling him Namikaze-san.
Naruto walked lazily onto the field and looked at Sasuke. "Let's just finish this. I need to take a nap." Sasuke glared at him and went into an Uchiha taijutsu style. "You better quit now, dobe because I'm going to kick your ass."
Naruto rolled his eyes and went into the stance Ino went into earlier. "Hurry up."
Mizuki glared at him that didn't go unnoticed by Iruka and said, "No ninjutsu or genjutsu allowed. Hajime!" Sakura and the other fangirls cheered on Sasuke and waving banners that came from Kami-knows-where. Naruto and his friend's sweatdropped.
Sasuke charged at Naruto with his fist raised to punch. Naruto jumped into the air and dodged the attack with ease. Sasuke was getting frustrated so he jumped into the air and attempted to kick Naruto. They were both in midair and everyone watched in fascination. Sasuke did a roundhouse kick with his right leg aiming for his head. Naruto bent backwards and kicked Sasuke in the chin with his left foot while flipping down onto the ground. Sasuke landed hard on the ground making a huge crater. He growled and started to throw kunai's and shuriken's at Naruto. Naruto did the same thing as Ino but with more grace and flexibility. Sasuke was desperate while running out of weapons. He growled and charged at Naruto with pure anger in his face.
Naruto shook his head with a frown and dodged the punch with ease as he kicked Sasuke's chest straight up with his right foot. He spinned with his right hand and landed on the ground in a crouch. Sasuke groaned and slowly got up. Naruto sighed. "You need to stop letting your anger consume you. My father says, 'for those who are consumed by anger will be blind in a fight and lose his own life along with his comrades.'" Sasuke glared at him. "I don't care about that bullshit.
Hurry up and fight, dobe." He then charged at Naruto and did a flying sidekick aimed for his chest.
Naruto grabbed Sasuke's ankle with his right hand and spun around while holding on. He flung Sasuke to the ground while creating smoke. Naruto smirked slightly.
"I win," He said as he turned around. Sasuke was angry. No he was PISSED!! Sasuke panted slightly as he stood up. He did a few hand seals that were recognizable by Iruka, Mizuki, and Naruto along with Shikamaru, Shino, and Kiba.
"Curse you, dobe! Katon: Goukakyo no Jutsu!" He shouted as a huge fireball flew towards Naruto with decent speed. Naruto cursed at the idiot. He closed his eyes as the fireball came closer and engulfed him.
Everyone widened his or her eyes as the flame engulfed Naruto. Iruka and Naruto's friends started screaming his name with worried, horror, and concern written all over their faces. The screams died down when Sasuke smirked triumphantly.
Hinata and Ino were close to tears when they saw Naruto engulfed by the flame. They stopped when they saw that the fireball vanished and saw Naruto in a Hyuuga stance, which was known by Hinata.
Naruto smirked and said, "Hakkeshou Kaiten." (Eight Divinations Palms of the Hands, Heavenly Spin) Hinata gasped catching everyone's attention. Kiba was curious and awed at Naruto's ability. "What is it, Hinata?"
Hinata poked her fingers together. "The Hakkeshou Kaiten (I'm not making her stutter in here. Just imagine that she's stuttering.) is a Taijutsu technique unique to the Hyuuga bloodline using the Jyuuken. Kaiten is a special technique passed down through the main family line and it takes advantage of several of the unique abilities of the Byakugan eye. Byakugan gives the clan member an almost complete 360-degree view of their surroundings. This allows the member to see all angles of attack. If an attack is near, the clan member will release a large of amount of chakra from their tenketsu. The member then begins to spin like a top, creating a whirling vortex that can nullify almost any attack."
Everyone was shocked. Hinata was shocked. "But, how does Naruto-kun know that technique? Only the Main Hyuuga members of the clan know it."
Naruto smiled at Hinata. "Your mother taught me it." Hinata widened her eyes. "B-but, s-she's d-d-dead."
Naruto nodded his head. "She's dead but she remains in your heart. I visit her sometimes, learning the Hyuuga techniques and making some of my own. She said to tell you that always have confidence in yourself"
Hinata nodded her head but was still shocked. Then, Naruto glared at Sasuke.
"Konoyaro. Kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana." (2) Sasuke glared at him but fell on his butt from chakra exhaustion.
Iruka stepped up and smiled in relief that Naruto was safe. "Because of Sasuke breaking the rule of using ninjutsu, Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki wins and declared the Rookie of the Year."
Everyone cheered except for the Sasuke Fanclub. Sakura started screaming, "SASUKE-KUN WAS NOT CHEATING! NARUTO-BAKA WAS THE ONE WHO CHEATED!!"
Iruka sighed. "Do you have proof? Sasuke-san used a ninjutsu so he broke the rule."
"SASUKE-KUN DIDN'T CHEATED! THAT WAS JUST HIS HOTNESS AND AWESOMNESS RADIATING OFF OF HIM! (Thank you my friend, Queen-of-Hell98)"
Iruka rolled his eyes along with everyone else except for the Fanclub who screamed in agreement. Hell, even Mizuki rolled his eyes that Sakura was this stupid. 'She isn't a kunoichi. She deserves to be just a civilian.'
Iruka and Mizuki sighed. "Next is the jutsu exam." (I don't know what it's called. Please bear with me)
(Classroom)
"Uchiha Sasuke," Mizuki said. Sasuke walked in front of the classroom with confidence radiating off of him as his fangirls swooned over him like lovesick puppies.
Naruto rolled his eyes. 'Seriously? That's what will make him get killed. Over-confidence. Maybe I should beat some sense into him. Hehehe…'
Mizuki checked off his clipboard and said, "Please perform a henge of your choice." Sasuke thought about it for a moment and made a hand seal. "Henge!"
POOF!! Sasuke turned into his father, Uchiha Fugaku. Mizuki checked off his clipboard and said, "Make a Kawarimi with anything in this room. Sasuke turned back to himself and replaced himself with a chair nearby.
Mizuki nodded and ignored the shouts of Sasuke's fangirls. "Make at least three Bunshin." Sasuke smirked and said, "Bunshin no jutsu!" He created 5 clones of himself while the girls screamed that he was awesome and all that bunch of shit, Sakura the loudest of all.
Mizuki smiled and handed Sasuke a hitae-ite. (Headband) "Congratulations, Uchiha-san. You are now a Genin of Konoha. Wear it with pride."
Sasuke smirked and tied the headband around his forehead. He walked back to his seat with an 'I'm-better-than-all-of-you' look.
Naruto rolled his eyes and jumped in excitement when Iruka called his name. Naruto did all of the jutsu's after transforming into his father and replacing himself with a desk. Now the bunshin technique. "Iruka-sensei. Since I have too much chakra I can't create a bunshin." Iruka smiled sympathetically at Naruto. "It's okay." Naruto smirked. "But I know this one."
He made a cross with his fingers and said, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" 20 Naruto clones appeared.
(Lets skip this. He got his headband, blah, blah, blah… I'm too lazy for this. Lets just go to the part where Hinata's at home. Okay?)
(Hyuuga Household)
Hinata timidly walked towards her father's room and knocked softly on the door.
"Come in, Hinata," Hiashi said from the door. Hinata slowly opened the door and closed it behind her as she sat down.
"What is it, Hinata?" Hiashi said in usual tone as he turned around to face his daughter. Hinata looked down at the ground and poked her fingers together.
"Otou-s-sama?" She said quietly. "Yes?" Hiashi said impatiently.
"I graduated t-today," Hinata said looking up in her father's eyes surprising him. "Congratulations, Hinata. Now, I need to get back to work."
Hinata stopped him. "Wait. T-today I saw Naruto-kun f-fight and…" She started telling him about the fight but didn't tell him about the move, yet.
Hiashi nodded his head. "He has talent and potential to be a great shinobi. It's a tragic he died."
Hinata shook her head with a small smile on her face. "H-he survived, Otou-sama. He used the Hakkeshou Kaiten." Hiashi was shocked and angry that someone out of his clan learned that move.
"How did he learn it?" He hissed. Hinata was scared of her father's gaze but stood her ground.
"Kaa-san taught him."
Hehehe…
Cliffy…
I hope you enjoy this chapter. I gave it my all.
(1) Sakura has grown to hate Naruto because she heard that Sasuke hated him so the loyal fangirl she is, Sakura hated Naruto so Sasuke can give her his attention.
(2) Kimi wa jitsu ni baka dana is one of my favorite Utauloids character's phrase, Teto. It means, "You are really stupid."
Good-bye for now!
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