The Angel of Eternal Rest: I am soooooo sorry!

Naruto: Where the fuck did you go? Everyone was fucking waiting for you to update!

The Angel of Eternal Rest: Shut the hell up or else I will pay Orochimaru $50 to rape you!

Naruto: …

The Angel of Eternal Rest: I knew that would work. (bows) I am truly sorry! Please enjoy this LONG chapter for apology.

Note: I will have to use Greek names to make up more Titans. I hope you don't mind.

Naruto woke up and yawned. He started to dress up and brush his teeth.

He wore a casual pair of jeans and a black shirt with a skull in the front and the words "DEATH" in the back. He took out a watch and latched it on his wrist. Before he walked out the door he went on his knees and prayed, "Oh Kami-sama, please don't let emo duck ass and his loyal pink banshee be on my team. I will truly appreciate it if my wish will be granted. Thank you. Amen."

He stood up and made the cross sign over his chest. Naruto took an apple and teleported to the Academy.

(Academy)

Iruka smiled as he saw the eager and nervous face of his students. Then all of a sudden, confetti was thrown everywhere in a certain seat. Naruto appeared and bowed with a huge grin. "Thank you, thank you. I could never ask from a wonderful audience."

Half of the students laughed and clapped while others glared. Especially duck ass and his loyal pink banshee. Naruto smirked and sat down. "Please continue, Iruka-sensei."

Iruka sweatdropped and nodded. "Team 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 9 are currently being on service."

The Chuunin looked at the list and started to read. "Team 7 is under the tutelage of Kakashi Hatake. The members are consisted of Sasuke Uchia-"

Sasuke looked up and had an I'm-better-than-all-of-you-since-I-came-first smirk. Naruto had to be restrained by Kiba, Shikamaru, and Chouji from beating up the Uchia.

"Sakura Haruno-" The pink banshee squealed like the pig she was and started to latch herself on Sasuke's arm that was trying to shove her off. Naruto and his friends started to laugh.

Sasuke glared at them. Iruka continued, "And Sai."

Sai was a weird and quiet kid but Naruto knew better. He was part of ROOT, an organization formed by Danzo, the old war hawk. He was sent to spy on Sasuke and report back to him. Naruto shrugged. 'Whatever.'

"Team 8 is under the tutelage of Kurenai Yuuhi. The members are consisted of Hinata Hyuuga-" Hinata closed her eyes. Her fingers were crossed behind her jacket. 'Please let me be with Naruto-kun.'

"Kiba Inuzuka-" There was a shout of "Yahoo!" and an accompanied bark. "And Shino Aburame."

Shino just nodded and pushed up his glasses. Hinata sighed while Ino smirked. 'In your face, bitch! Naruto-kun is mine!'

"Team 10 is under the tutelage of Asuma Sarutobi. The teammates are consisted of Shikamaru Nara-"

"Troublesome."

"Chouji Akimichi-"

Munch, munch, munch, munch, munch…

"And Ino Yamanaka."

Ino widened her eyes. All of her happy dreams of Naruto and her together on a team vanished. She gritted her teeth and shouted, "Why can't I be on Naruto-kun's team?"

Iruka scratched the back of his head with a nervous smile. "I'm sorry Ino but that's how Hokage-sama ordered it to be."

Ino crossed her arms. "Hmph." Even she cannot go against the Hokage's decision. Naruto chuckled quietly. "Don't worry, Ino. We can still hang out sometime." Ino blushed and smiled.

Hinata fumed and then smirked. 'If I can't have Naruto-kun, no one can.'

The students edged away from her dark aura and wondered, 'What the hell is wrong with her?' Shikamaru sighed.

"Team 11 is under the tutelage of Anko Mitarashi. The members are consisted of Yuki Hanko-"

A white-haired girl looked up with a creepy smile and dark black eyes. She wore the headband on her right arm, an outfit that looked exactly like Kurenai's but in blue, blue ninja sandals, and a ninja pouch on her hip. Naruto stared at her with a suspicious eye but remained calm.

"Ritsu Nanumi-"

A light-blonde haired girl looked up with a malicious glint in her eyes. She wore a dark black shirt with strange engravings on the sleeve. Her eyes were deeper than coal and harder than ice. She wore black leggings and black ninja sandals. The headband was around her waist. She just looked away with a glare.

"And Mizuki Tenko."

A girl with long silver hair and silver eyes looked up. She wore a silver shirt with gray pants and blue ninja sandals. She was deathly pale but had a slight glow around it. She had the headband around her waist as well. Mizuki just smiled softly and nodded her head.

"That is all."

"Kit, they are all Titans. I can sense the power rolling off of them," said a deep voice in his head.

Naruto silently nodded in agreement

Naruto stood up. "What the hell? What about me?"

Iruka looked through the paper and found a note at the end. "You're with Team 11. Sorry."

Naruto smirked slightly. "The game is set."

A black ball crashed through the window and revealed to be Anko. She grinned and said, "I'm Anko Mitarashi, instructor of Team 11, punks. I want you to meet me at Training Ground 16."

(Training Ground 16)

"Now, let's get to know each other. Likes, dislikes, hobbies, goal, etc," Anko said as they sat near a river. She was eating a stick of dango with a grin.

Naruto smirked. "Why don't you introduce yourself, Anko-sensei?"

Anko smirked. "My name is Anko Mitarashi. My likes are dango, torturing, training, and relaxing at the onsen. My dislikes are arrogant bastards, a certain person, perverts, and traitors. My hobbies are training, hanging out with my friends, eating dango, and torturing. My dream is to kill a certain person and bring peace."

'We will never have peace,' Naruto thought.

Anko grinned. "Your turn, squirt." She pointed at Mizuki.

Mizuki smiled softly with an eerie glow. "My name is Mizuki Tenko. I like to watch the moon at night, cookies, and training. My dislikes are the darkness, abyss, Akira, and Artemis. My hobbies are watching the moon, watering plants, and embracing my special one at night. My dream is to make everyone respect the moon." Her voice was soft and gentle just like the glow of the moon.

Naruto cursed mentally. 'She is Selene, Goddess of the Moon. And did she just insult my mother? That bitch will die!'

Mizuki smiled. Anko blinked stupidly and said, "Okay. You're next, maggot." She pointed at Ritsu who glared.

"I'm not a maggot, you damn bitch. My name is Ritsu Nanumi. My likes are the hatred in the hearts of people, torturing, killing, death, darkness, and tragedy. My dislikes are love, kindness, compassion, pity, mercy, and that damn love bitch, Aphrodite. My hobbies are watching death, killing, and manipulating people. My dream is for the world to become overcome by the Seven Deadly Sins and never showing compassion." Her voice was rough and cruel with no compassion or mercy.

Anko thought, 'This is the most weirdest and unusual group I have ever had in my whole life.'

Naruto thought, 'Shit. It's Anaideia, spirit of ruthlessness, shamelessness, and unforgiveness.'

"Hehehe…. very nice. You next, brat." Anko pointed at Yuki.

"My name is Yuki Hanko. My likes are snow, winter, and the dawn. My dislikes are summer, fire, and lightning. My hobbies are studying snowflakes and making new ones. My dream is for the world to be covered by snow." Her voice was gentle but cold like ice.

'Damn. It's Chione, the snow goddess.'

Anko stared. "Blondie, you're next."

Naruto cleared his throat. "My name is Naruto Namikaze Uzumaki. My likes are my parents, training, hanging out with my friends, and other bunches of crap you don't want to know. My dislikes are traitors, the Titans, duck ass, and the pink banshee. My hobbies are my own and my dream is secret."

Anko then explained to them about the survival test and to come to the training ground tomorrow. She turned around to leave but then turned around to block a kunai. It was Ritsu with a malicious grin on her face.

"Time for you to die!"

She took out several kunai weapons and threw it accurately at Anko. Anko deflected them with her kunai. Naruto was by her side with a grin.

"Ritsu is actually Anaideia, spirit of ruthlessness, shamelessness, and unforgiveness. Mitsuki is Chione, the snow goddess, and Mizuki is Selene, goddess of the moon. They are all Titans and will be damn removed from my To-Kill list."

Ritsu started to glow in a black glow and transformed into her god form. She had long silver hair, crimson red eyes, pale skin, and a deadly, ruthless aura. She wore a black armor with a crimson design on her stomach, sharp nails, black pants, and black boots. She had a scythe in her hand with blood dripping from the blade.

"Θα δείξω δεν έλεος όταν rip σας σε κομμάτια, γιος της Αρτέμιδος!" She shouted in Greek. (Translation: I will show no mercy when I rip you into pieces, Son of Artemis!)

Anko looked confused. "What the hell did she say?"

Naruto smirked. "Let's get the party started!" He dashed towards the spirit and took out another katana. It was bright and glowing with a peaceful aura. The blade was curved at the tip and there was a symbol of a white dragon on the handle. Naruto slashed at her but was blocked by silver, glowing staff. He looked up and said, "Well, moon bitch. Are you going to take back what you said about my mother? Or we can do it the hard way?"

The owner of the staff was gorgeous silver haired woman. Her hair was up to her slender, perfectly curved hips and her skin was pale but radiated the moon's glow. She wore a beautiful silver armor with a crescent on her stomach. She wore a long silver skirt and gray boots. Her nails were blue and her eyes were silver as well.

"You will not harm her."

Naruto smirked and did a side kick to her stomach. She dodged it and smacked him in the head. Naruto dodged it and stuck out his tongue.

"Chakra no Nawa!" (Chakra Rope) Ropes of chakra extended from his body and wrapped around the two women.

Suddenly a gust of cold wind came out of nowhere. Naruto smirked and turned into a body of ice. The chakra ropes were still there though.

A white-haired woman growled. She had cold blue eyes and long white hair. She wore a white armor with light blue snowflake on her stomach. She wore a long white skirt, white boots, and had a bow and arrow in her hands.

Naruto appeared next to Anko who was too shocked to even move.

"Come on, Anko-san. Let's kick some fucking ass!"

Anko finally grinned and took out a kunai. "Prepare, bitches. The Namikaze Uzumaki- Mitarashi Duo will pummel you to the ground and make you beg for mercy."

Naruto released the chakra ropes and prepared his katana. The three Titan goddesses prepared their weapons.

Naruto grinned like crazy.

"Ready-" Naruto and Anko took a stance.

"Set-" The three women took a stance.

"GO!"

Then they charged.

The Angel of Eternal Rest: I need to stop.

Naruto: WHAT! But we were getting to the good part!

The Angel of Eternal Rest: Too bad! Besides it doesn't hurt to leave a cliffy!

Naruto: It does hurt…. T.T

The Angel of Eternal Rest: To you. Anyway, here's a preview!

(movie screen pops out of nowhere)

Preview

"Katon: Ryūka no Jutsu!"

The sound of an explosion resounded through Konoha.

Ino and Co. dashed to rescue their friend.

"Suiton: Daibakufu no Jutsu!"

"Shit! Anko!"

Naruto dashed and slashed at Selene. Ichor, blood of the Titans and Gods, oozed out.

"Hiraishin no Jutsu!"

"NARUTO!"

A silver light enveloped Naruto.

"Wake up, son."

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