Just a small chapter while I had some time seeing as I probably won't update until next week now!


The throbbing ache in Kurt's head made him question whether he had been hit with a hammer last night, the pain increasing ten-fold as soon as he moved into a slightly upright position causing him to clutch his head in response to the pain. Groaning Kurt rubbed his face and shifted his heavy weight upwards once more to sit up slightly cursing at himself for going out drinking again, he wasn't a heavy drinker but lately he couldn't say no to going out.

"What fresh hell is this?" he hissed as the light from the window invaded his irises in an ungodly manner, trying to adjust to the brightness.

The room consisted of simplistic décor in creams' and browns' with the slightest hint of gold on some of the frames' and ornaments on the wooden furniture. The room was impeccably clean and kept neat and tidy; Kurt drank in the surroundings before pushing the fleece blanket that had been draped around him off.

"Decided to finally wake up eh, Gay Face? It's about time; if it wasn't for your snoring I could have sworn you were dead." Kurt's neck twisted in a slow manner as he looked over to see Sebastian at the counter with a slice of toast as big as his grin and only wearing boxer shorts. "Not gonna lie we were worried about you."

"We..?" Kurt questioned in a deadly manner, his head still throbbing. "And what the hell are you doing here? If you did anything-!"

"Woah! I didn't do anything! That and this is my apartment I'll have you know, don't start to PMS on me!" Sebastian put down his toast and had a frown on his face, "You decide to go get trolleyed last night and disturb my sleep while doing so."

"Hey Sebby, I got some milk from Kurt's….Oh hey! You're up!" Kurt parted his lips and furrowed his eyebrows at Kelsey who had her hair up on a messy bun and wore just some bed shorts and one of his button down shirts. "Seb helped me get you a tad bit sober last night, you were all sorts of crazy; crying, screeching and calling your ex to tell him how much he ruined your life…"

Kelsey waltzed over to the counter next to Sebastian and boiled the kettle and got a bowl out of the drawer and poured some cereal. Kurt paused for a moment taking in all Kelsey had said, slightly taken aback by her casual tone like it wasn't a big deal and cringed.

"I…phoned Blaine last night?" Kurt barely spoke loud enough but Kelsey heard him fine, she looked over with a spoon in her mouth as she moved the kettle and cups around with her hands. She passed a cup to Sebastian then came over to Kurt and sat down. "It's ok sweetie it happens to the best of us, I've been there."

She handed the steaming mug of coffee to him, she was still casual and only a tad sympathetic which in all fairness he was thankful for; he hated having people tip-toe around him with guilt like they were to blame.

"I tried to get you to put the phone down but I was just as drunk as you, it would have been like the blind leading the blind. When I woke up this morning I popped over to see you but you were still sleeping, oh that reminds me! I owe you a sandwich!" Kelsey jumped up from her seat and scurried to the kitchen making Sebastian laugh.

"It's neat in here…" Kurt observed when Kelsey had left the room to go to the fridge; the quiet was broken between the two boys.

"You think because I like sex I don't clean? More fool you Gay Face." Sebastian smirked making Kurt frown at the response. "Your phone keeps buzzing by the way; you might want to block the number."

"I should have known the apartment was yours with the wafting smell of Craig's List and burning generated by your over developed ego." Kurt mumbled into his mug both savouring the taste and whining at the burn he got from the liquid on his tongue. It was at that moment the sudden chill from the fresh morning air hit his arms and legs and he immediately grabbed the fleece back and pulled it over him.

"WHY AM I UNDRESSED?!" Kurt yelped at the state he was in, he was in boxers, socks and a vest rop and he was pretty sure his hair was mussed in several places. He was seething and his face went a bright red from both anger and embarrassment, sending Sebastian a death glare as he cackled loudly.

"Actually you did that yourself." He took a sip of his coffee and walked over to him, pointing at various items of clothing scattered in a variety of places from the floor to the back of the couch. "You decided to rant a little to yourself after taking your phone back, you shouted down the receiver and thank God I ended the call or I would have felt really sorry for the poor bastard on the other end but hey, I got a strip show out of it."

Kurt grimaced at the items of clothing, his mouth gaping a little like a fish out of water, "You're lying, I would never do such a…"

Sebastian gave him his phone with a video of Kurt rambling at him, slurring something along the lines of, "I mean, why he would even think of tapping THAT when he has all of THIS?!" In the video Kurt gestured to the whole of his body before laughing loudly.

"That's it I'm leaving, how DARE you laugh at me!" Kurt grabbed his clothes and hurried out the apartment nearly knocking Kelsey over as he did so leaving the girl slightly confused. Upon leaving the apartment Rachel was coming up the stairs with Brody.

"Kurt? Kurt! What happened to you? Why are you half dressed? I tried phoning you but you didn't answer!" Rachel babbled as she gave Kelsey an accusing look making her frown and mutter something in a mimicking tone, Brody on the other hand looked dazed but slightly amused turning to Kelsey who offered him some of her fruit loops.

"Rach, I'm sorry. Things got a little hectic last night…"

"You're telling me?" Rachel wailed sarcastically, "Why is it when you go out with Kelsey you get into trouble?"

Brody looked over at Kelsey who rolled her eyes and took another spoonful of cereal and Brody took a spoonful after, the two not saying a word and just watching.

"What's the deal with you and Rach?" Brody whispered to Kelsey as she grumbled and swallowed her food.

"I like the girl but she thinks I'm too 'wild and honest'." Kelsey took another spoonful once more and Sebastian swaggered out of the room and silenced them all immediately.

"As much as I love this little get together I never had any interest in the show 'Desperate Housewives' or anything remotely close to it. Now if you'll excuse me I have to restore the balance of 'Craig's List' to my bathroom seeing as it smells strongly of puke and tequila." Sebastian was somewhat mocking but his voice sounded unamused at the same time, he turned his back and slammed the door not wanting to wait for a response and left them all in the hallway.


So I do like Rachel now, she's much better since the start of Glee admittedly but I highly doubt she would approve of Kelsey's wild antics also if you guys have any ideas feel free to PM me!

-Blue