Author's Corner - Score! Two in a day since my brain is shut down. I can't really type anything else but drabbles for now since I'm too lazy, lol. I decided to do a funny story today (to me at least). Hope you enjoy!

Summary - Two million babies is a lot.

Character(s) - Lucy, Juvia, Lisanna

Babies

"Lushieee, who do you think is the hawtest man alivee?~" Lisanna slurred as she gulped down her orange juice as if it was the reason why she was living.

Lucy hummed putting her index finger on her chin as she thought throughly. Her cheeks deeply flushed from her 'alcohalic' orange juice.

She beamed, "GRAY!"

The said mage sneezed somewhere in the guild.

"LOVE RIVAAAAAL WILL NEVER GET GRAY-SAMA!" Juvia roared a war cry as she tackled Lucy off the bar stool and into the ground, successfully starting a cat fight when she heard the blonde's answer. Lisanna watched as the two fight, thinking that it was a game and joined in.

The men instantly got a nosebleed as Lisanna pulled up Lucy's shirt to reveal her hot pink bra and massive breasts while Juvia pulled the albino's leg trying to drag the take-over mage away from her 'enemy', claiming that it was a fight between love rivals.

Gray grinned, "So you've come to join me, Lucy!"

He got a punch in the face from Erza.

As Lucy tried to grab Lisanna's hair, she slipped on her shirt that was discarded on the floor and landed on top of Juvia's face. Juvia raged as she punched the celestial mage in the stomach.

"Juvia will never lose to love rival because Natsu is the hottest man alive!"

The guild sweatdropped. Wasn't Juvia fighting for Gray in the first place?

Lisanna cackled, "HAH! Natsu? That jerk is mine. ALL MINE!"

The two girls fighting over Natsu headlocked while Lucy tried to sneak away shirtless. Lisanna noticed Lucy crawling away so she pulled her skirt, leaving Lucy in only her underwear. The men had an even bigger nosebleed.

"Haha! Lucy's running away cuz she's weeaaakk!" Juvia laughed, no longer thinking that the busty blonde was her love rival but Lisanna.

Everyone then began to wonder who spiked their drinks. Meanwhile while no one was looking, Laxus and Fried silently slipped out of the guild unnoticed. Elfman began to death glare at everyone, trying to figure out who did this to his beloved sister and her friends.

Mirajane began to worry, hoping that none of the girls would vomit on her bar.

Lucy bitch slapped both girls, "Hmph! Obviously, I'm the best choice for Natsu! If he wants I'll even give him ninety babies!" she giggled an ear screeching giggle.

Natsu blushed furiously as he looked away from the three.

The take over mage head butted Lucy, "Nu-uh! I'll give him a thousand babies!" she boasted as she held her head straight up.

The pink haired man reddened even more.

"Juvia will give Gray-sama and Natsu-sama a million babies!"

Both mages blushed deeply. The entire guild sweatdropped once again. Now the water mage was fighting for both mages now? Seems like it.

Lisanna rolled her eyes, "I don't care what you say but I'm," she pointed at herself with her thumb, "am going to confess my un-dying love to my wittle Watsu!" But instead of going over to him, she walked straight out of the guild doors.

Juvia fumed, "Not if Juvia does so first!" she ran after Lisanna.

They both collapsed after what seemed like 2 feet away from the guild while Lucy passed out in the middle of the guild.

Mirajane grinned happily since no one vomitted today.

End of Babies

Author's Corner - Sorry, I never wrote someone being drunk or crazy out of their minds before. So I apologize if it's terrible. So do you think it's good or bad? Tell me in a review!

Word Count - 555

Check out my other stories - The Hanging Tree, 45 Seconds, Traumatizing Sisters, and Back from the Graves!