Next chappie of bloopers!
Director: Will these kids stop making mistakes!
Me: They're kids dude! We're allowed to make mistakes.
Prompt: I am very excited to start my new job today!
Director: Don't. Jesse will probably kill you one hour-if your lucky.
Jesse: Did I hear my name?
Director: Aaahhh! The djinni spawn!*runs away*
Me: I don't own nothing.
Episode 11 The secret package
Take 1
As security tightens for the brawlers, their attempt to bring kids out safely is getting more difficult. After Shun returns from saving more kids, he runs into Linus who is looking for Fabia.
"Gaah! You stepped on my sore foot!" Linus hops up and down on his left leg.
"Very dignified bra!" Shun laughs as Linus falls over.
"Cut! Linus stop being a wuss and start over!" the director asks Mason to bring him some whiskey.
"You can't drink on the set sir!" Mason waggles his finger.
"If I don't I'll start murdering everyone in this place. Starting with you!" Mason turns white and runs off, crashing into Kazarina on the way.
"Sorry!" he continues running.
"I'm surrounded by fumbling idiots!" the director wailed.
Episode 11 The secret package
Take 2
As security tightens for the brawlers, their attempt to bring kids out safely is getting more difficult. After Shun returns from saving more kids, he runs into Linus who is looking for Fabia.
"How do I know you're telling the truth?" Shun asks.
"You've gotta believe me! Neathia's in trouble and I've got to give her Neo!" Shun raises an eyebrow.
There's silence on the set. Shun coughs.
"Oh! This could all be a lie!" the prompt whispers.
Shun repeated the line. Suddenly Ren and Jesse appeared, but Jesse looked like he wanted to kill someone.
"What's wrong?" Linus whispers to Ren, who had the same expression.
"My trailer flooded and now I have to bunk with him. I can't stand him! He's like my mother, so freakin' tidy!" Ren growled.
"Ahem," Shun brought their attention back to the task at hand.
"Oh right. What am I supposed to say again?" the prompt led him the line.
"Who the hell are you?" Ren and Linus shout.
Jesse jumped on him, hitting his pressure points to paralyze him temporarily. Linus got a torch and shone it in his eyes. Ren starting hurling questions at him and, Shun just stood there watching with amusement.
"What's your name, surname, address, purpose for being here, code name…" Ren rattled of the questions.
"John, Stewarts, 29 Acorn Grove, prompt, don't have one…" John answered, afraid Jesse might kill him.
Cut! Jesse you unparalyze him right now! Linus, you put away that torch before I stick it up your ass and Ren stop being an idiot!" the director boomed.
They all did what he said, but glared at John as they moved away.
"One false move and I'll get my dagger," Jesse whispered to him.
Episode 11 The secret package
Take 3
The little episode was forgotten.
After Shun returns from saving more kids, he runs into Linus who is looking for Fabia. Though reluctant to trust him at first, they are attacked by Ren and Jesse and a battle ensues.
"Gate card, set! Bakugan brawl!" all four threw their Bakugan a bit too hard.
The four Bakugan crashed through four windows and hit passer-bys on the head.
"Cut! Ren, go fetch the Bakugan! Jesse, stop giggling like a gay. Linus, go sweep up all the glass. Shun, go fetch me some wine!" all four did his bidding.
"I thought I was your drug boy?" Mason asked with mock hurt.
"I forgot about you!" Mason pretended to be offended.
"Meanie! as he walked out, he bumped into Shun who dropped the wine.
"Gaaah! I'm bleeding!" the two boys wailed as the red wine soaked their clothes.
"Call an ambulance!"
"I'd rather not. This might just be my lucky day!" the director opened the You mag.
Episode 11 The secret package
Take 4
After Shun returns from saving more kids, he runs into Linus who is looking for Fabia. Though reluctant to trust him at first, they are attacked by Ren and Jesse and a battle ensues.
"Gate card, set! Bakugan brawl!" all four threw their Bakugan.
"Let's see how this plays out," Ren smirked.
"Let's see how good your performance is," Jesse flicked out an ability card from his book's pages and activated it.
The battle was fierce, but Jesse claimed Neo as his prize.
"I win. I win!" he did a victory dance.
"Yeah, yeah Hitler, we get it," Linus mumbled.
"I kicked your -aaahhhh! Bee! Bee! Bee!" Jesse screamed like a girl and runs offset after throwing down his book when a bee decided it was a good place to rest.
"What's wrong with him?" the prompt asked when he heard a trailer door slam.
"He's deathly allergic to bees," Linus said matter-of-factly.
The director rubbed his hands together while smiling evily.
"How allergic do you say?" he asked.
"UUuhhhhh. He turns blue and his throat tightens and he chokes to death if he doesn't get into a hospital soon. Why?" Shun looked at him.
"Oh nothing," the director mentally jumped in glee, now he could get rid of the bane of his existence.
"Cut! Take five people. Shun, go put that bee in a glass and put it outside. Ren, go fetch my Bane please. Linus. You can just chill."
Episode 11 The secret package
Take 5
After Shun returns from saving more kids, he runs into Linus who is looking for Fabia. Though reluctant to trust him at first, they are attacked by Ren and Jesse and a battle ensues.
"Gate card, set! Bakugan brawl!" all four threw their Bakugan.
"Let's see how this plays out," Ren smirked.
"Let's see how good your performance is," Jesse flicked out an ability card from his book's pages and hit himself in the eye with it.
Linus burst out into laughter as he fell to his knees, clutching his right eye. Ren and Shun did likewise.
"This isn't funny! Why don't I stick a card in your eye and see how you like it?" Jesse growled.
"That'll teach you to mix books with brawling!" Linus cackled.
"Cut! Some get Jesse an eyepatch?"
Curtain closes.
Me: That was funny!
Jesse: That was sore!* points to eyepatch*
Me: Please review.
Everyone: Bye!