Sorry, I had more LoL to play… A friend of mine plays a lot of Udyr, and another plays Jarvan… That's fun… Right?

Oh, and something I'd like to clear up… Shyvana will forever be in her Iron scale skin… Why? Because she's sexy in that skin :3

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THEN, OUT OF THE BUSHES COMES…

Nidalee and Katarina, on the hip of the biggest pimp in League history… Udyr.

"What do you want? Come back to get your ass handed to you again, Mr. 'Bear Stance'?" A creepily serious Riven barks. Cho'Gath knows what's going on almost immediately, and pulls Rivens blade from the ground, throwing it in her direction.

"No, no… I'm just here to do some recruiting… Babes, go check her out." Udyr replies smoothly. Riven caught her blade gracefully, and was waiting to strike, In the meantime the Bear snapped his fingers casually, and watched as the two women left his side to examine the Dragon wannabe.

"She seems strong and willing… Maybe even a little innocent. You'll have fun with this one." The Cougar Spat in the most seductive tone, you could hear the venom and lust in her voice… Must have taken her a long ass time to get her voice to sound like that… OFF TOPIC. The Noxian behind her nodded, and began to feel the young Dragon/Girl up, Groping her just long enough to get a small yelp out.

"My girls are right… So little Noob, how do you feel about sticking with us?" The now Tiger asked, his voice heavy with the obvious bad intentions and a slight bit of bitchiness.

"You get the fuck off my bitch!"

Everyone turned to the white-haired Swordswoman, who was throwing off a green aura. Very slowly her broken blade extended and repaired itself. The green aura was almost blinding, and the glow off the blade wasn't helping… In fact Shyvana thought she was going to go blind! With one swift movement, she flung the sword, and a wave of green energy flew out of her in a large burst, and without seeing more than a slight dash, she was on top of Udyr and had slit his throat.

Katarina and Nidalee quickly fled, one morphing into a cougar and the other just hoping to catch up.

AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN

Riven was panting heavily, her sword had shrunk back to its original size and the green energy was gone. It was an extremely strange turn of events but hey! I'm not complaining.

"Riven… You pushed yourself… You should reall-" Cho was cut-off.

"I'm.." Pant "…Just fine… Nothing is" Pant "Wrong with me…" She panted. Cho'Gath Paniced a bit, and grabbed a small Red pot, and handed it to the woman. Riven knew what Cho was trying to do, so she drank the red soda, and they moved on.

"…So I'm your bitch? Or was that just something to get them off me?"

"Well you see…"

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"Stop right here Xin, I see her." Lux shouted, Tapping on the door slightly.

"Okay Nomi, you just try not to get into trouble… I'll be right here for you when you're done. Call me." The Demacian solider replied as he pulled over next to a small clearing in a huge Ionian Forest.

The rainbow stepped out of the car and approached the camp; she was seeking out her 'Pimp', who was currently on a trip with her friends. The young woman found it extremely hard to walk through a forest in heels, but she had to do it more often than she would like to admit.

"Ri-Sama. I'm here with this week's income; I thought I'd stop by before I went on this week's route." Lux yelled. It grabbed the attention of a certain woman…

"Nomi-Nomi. What did you come back with? If it's under $700 You're on a bit of a parole." The Woman replies.

"Okay, What the fuck is going on around here? Why are you calling Luxanna of Demacia 'Nomi' and collecting money? And why is Luxanna here in the first place, you shouldn't be outside of Demacia!" a very confused and angry Dragon cried. She wanted answers and she wanted them now.

"W-What… how did you k-"

"What the hell are you thinking Shyvana? This isn't Luxanna, she's too cold. Lux is much more happy, and much less slutty." Riven Retorted.

"Here's the $1400 I got you this week. I hope you have fun with it." Lux handed her 'Pimp' the money and made a mad dash for the car. She dived into it and yelled for Xin to drive her to the Forbidden Gardens. 'That was a close one…' Was the only thing going through her mind. '… I should call Jarvan and complain…'

Lux dug into her bag until she found her phone, and called Jarvans Number.

With Jarvan

"Mmm, That was pretty good." Our Dragon tamer sighed, lighting a cigarette. Him and Garen were laying under the comforter of his bed, covered in sweat and lust still hanging in the air.

"Jarvan… You really know how to please a man." Garen responded, half asleep.

"You bet I do." The prince laughed, Being cut off slightly by his phone. He then reluctantly answered.

"Jarvan! What is the meaning of this, you never said that Shyvana was going to be here too!"

"Calm down Lux, Clam the duck down…"

"Well sorry, Princess Jarvan! Wanna play dress up? Well, it might be okay… at least I got to meet her without you breathing down my neck." (FEEL THE HAPPY FACE)

"Well… Okay Lux… Bye then…"

"Bye sir."

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I would keep going but its late and I'm tired. So night everyone!

R&R! OR UDYR WILL FIND YOU.