Ha-ha! Chapter three, sorry for my random rants on the top of each one of these things I write, but I feel as if I am actually accomplishing something when I write theses 'stories'. (When in truth I accomplish nothing, but strange looks from my friends and family... ) Anyway, hope you enjoy, please, please, please review it would mean a lot!

Haruhi got slowly dress and ate breakfast with her father. She was a little scared what would happen when she headed back to school. Her secret probably already been leak to the school. What if she gets expelled for it! She quickly diminished that thought. Tamaki's father is the 'headmaster', so to say, so he wouldn't expel her, right? she sighed as she got up, after putting both her and her father's dishes in the sink to be cleaned; she headed toward the door. Saying a light goodbye to her father she headed off to Ouran.

She entered the school expected to find people staring at her, but instead everybody treated her like a normal person, well as normal as tas a person in the host club would be treated. She shook her head; 'maybe everyone here are truly idiots, and never figured out my secret', Haruhi thought with a little hope. She started to wonder why she was starting to care so much about people finding out she a girl. She sighed for maybe the eighth time that day as she forced herself to stop thinking at all, it was just pointless to worry about.

As Haruhi walk in to her first period class, she heard Hikaru and Kaoru say in their routinely unison voices. "Haruhi, oh Haruhi!" She was getting ready to make a beeline for the door, when the twins each grab her oon both sides. they lead her to her desk in between the two of them. This wasn't unusual they did this almost every morning,but that didn't mean it annoyed her any less.

" Hikaru - Kaoru. What is it this time? You known I came her to actually learn?!" Haruhi said hoping they might maybe just this one time let her be. But we all know that would never happen. They sat her down, while Hikaru pulled out a signal white rose, and Kaoru a red rose. She look slightly confused, so the twins pointed down at her desk where sat a letter. She slowly opened the letter; hoping that this might actually be wroth her time. Oh, how it was so... not wroth it. It was just simple note from Tamaki. Now although it was cute and kind-of romantic; it was also stupid and pointless, but what else could she have expected from Tamaki.

Dear Haruhi,

I deeply miss you, and wish to have another day with you similar to our last. So sorry I couldn't give you this letter my self, but had to have those two shady twins deliver it to you. Just come and tell me if they try anything on you, my dear. I am writing you this letter because me and you cannot contact each other til we meet in the club room, and even then it would be with the rest of host member; not to mention all the girls hovering around. Oh, how I know how your jealousy will try to get the best of you, but i am begging you to please hide it, not matter how painful it is. The main reason I writing you this is because Kyoya wants all the host members, you inpreticular, to come early to talk about some things. Well, until then, my love.

Love, Tamaki

Haruhi crumpled the paper hoping the twins didn't see it. Was the letter really necessary; couldn't he just have someone else tell her, instead of having to go and embarrass him self all the time. Although she was extremely annoyed, Haruhi couldn't help smiling, as she threw the roses and paper in the trash, at how she had fallen for him because he did things like this. "So, what the note say. Why did you throw it away along with the roses, Haruhi? Are you mad at the Boss for something? You know if you are we're some how not surprised." The twins said in unison as always.

Haruhi look to them and smiled. "No, I am not mad at him. I just didn't feel like carrying around two roses along with a note. A note that on one needs to see, so don't even try you two." She said as she saw them eyeing the trash-can.

When Haruhi entered the host club room, along with Hikaru and Kaoru, she wasn't expecting to find Kyoya holding the girl's school uniform yellow dress. But much to her misery, she did, and oh how she was going to regret walking into that abandoned music room. "So, Haruhi surprisingly none of the girls found out this club's daring little secret, but a few male student have." Kyoya said with a smirk growing on his lips. 'Oh, so it's just the girls at this school who are idiots, glad to know there is at least some smart people here' . Thought Haruhi has she held back a groan. "Which is why we are giving you the choice of hosting those male student, and many more to come, or you could continue to host girls." Kyoya finished beaming with happiness at the fact that Haruhi's secret just might bring in new customers.

"Do I really have a choice on this, I mean really Kyoya?" Haruhi said already predicting how things were going to go down.

"Why, of-course, Haruhi, but I must say; if I were you I would pick the one that would bring more customers." Kyoya said in a slightly mocking voice.

"Okay, fine then how about I host for both?" Haruhi said trying to make things simpler for her. She continued to explain when Kyoya's eyebrows raised. "What I mean is; a lot of the girls like the my company, correct? Well then, how 'bout I can talk to them like I normally do, but not do all the seductive stuff like you guys. Then I could host or guys like you recommended." Haruhi said in her very logical way.

Kyoya had a smile on his face as he thought about this. "Well it just might work. 'And it should also help pay or all the money we wasted on the carriage during the Ouran fair'." He mumbled the last part to himself. "We shall make the announcement today when we open the host club." Kyoya said going back to a normal volume.

Haruhi took the dress and was heading out the door when two thing happen at once. One; a powerful motter sounded. Two; Tamaki magically appeared in the door way; where there just so happen to be a banana peel. "What announcement how come you guys never tel- " Renge stop mid-sentence when she caught eye of what was going on behind her. Tamaki slip on the banana peel, and colliding into Haruhi ending with their lips smashing together. " What the fucking hell are you doing to my poor Haruhi!" Renge said completely forgetting her conversation with Kyoya.

"I thought she was over Haruhi?" Hikaru whispered to Kaoru.

"Yeah, you would also think that she would have already figured out Haruhi's real gender by now." Kaoru whispered back keeping his eye on Haruhi as she made her escape.

"Renge, I must say your entrance is a little late, don't you think?" Kyoya said trying to avert her attention.

"Well you know; if some one actually told me were having a meeting I would be here faster. I mean I am the host club's manager, am I not!" Renge said exasperated. "Anyway we'll talk about that later! Back to what we were talking about; Tamaki, why the hell did you kiss my Haruhi... Wait where is Haruhi? Did he get embarrass..." Her words started to trail off as she thought of the possibility.

"She left while you were chatting up Kyoya." Hikaru said wondering if Renge got the hint that he used 'she' instead of 'he' when he was referring to Haruhi.

"See! See what you did Kyoya... WAIT! She? Why did you call Haruhi a she?" Yelled in her over-dramatic way.

"Because Renge, Haruhi is actually a girl. She has been all along." Kyoya said slowly as if explaining it to a small child.

"Oh, uh, well. I guess that makes sence..." Renge said in a quiet voice. She then got a small nosebleed and fainted.

Haruhi straitened the red bow on the collar of her new school uniform. She look at her self in the mirror as desires that she never really cared about before came to mind. The desires being that her hair was longer, that she was a bit more bustier, and that she wasn't built so small. She shook her head trying to rid her head o those thoughts. She needed to head back; the club members are waiting for her. She sighed as she left the changing rooms. Her secret was going to be let out in less than 20 minutes. Back to normal? She thought; 'please, I think we all know normal been gone for her, since she first open that abandoned music room three.

This, this, I got to say, is probably my worst I wrote so far, but I needed a way to imply her secret got out and that nothing was normal. "Sucky-ness" aside I think the way I ended this was pretty good. Please tell me what you think of it I really need other people opinions. I thrive on them, so if you will, please review.