Round…. forget it. Sorry for the super late update! I had to do 5 projects and was super busy. Sorry! You'll see this note in my other fics cause I don't quite know who reads what around here.
Me: I don't own anime characters, only my anime ocs.
Director: Good.
Linus: *pours coffee over him* Fun!
Director: *Strangles him*
Me: Uuhhhhh…
Episode 22 Mobile Assault
Take 1
With one of the 12 Orders disposed of, Barodius secures the loyalty of the others or else they will face the same fate as Nurzak. The Gundalians launch a small attack consisting of the brainwashed kids. Unfortunately for the brawlers, when most of the kids are beaten, the Gundalian brainwashing does not wear off.
"What? Why are they still hypnotised?" Dan asked Drago in surprise.
"Maybe that super crack Kazarina's selling them for service is better than we thought," Drago said thoughtfully.
"Man, I sooo want to try her super crack now!" Dan pointed to the sky.
"CUT! Drago, they're not druggies! Remember, kids show. No drugs, crudity, vulgarity, sex, rape-"
"Rape is practically under the sex topic," Mason cut in.
"How would you know that? Do you have first hand experience?" the Director challenged.
"It's called Sex Workshop idiot. You start it in grade, 9 I think?" Stoica dropped his coffee mug after a spit take.
"I have to do WHAT?"
Episode 22 Mobile Assault
Take 2
While Kazarina experiments on more bakugan, she sends Ren to collect more battlers from Bakugan Interspace while Gill sends Stoica with him. Stoica however, bails to do things his way leaving Ren on his own.
"Where're you going Shortie?" Ren asked Stoica.
"I get to ditch you so I can 'Hunt' humans in their "Natural" habitat. Like anything these days is natural. Half of the world is vrekking of the heat and the other half's drowning in snow and water floods. Super Slide!" Stoica did backflips until disappearing into the portal.
"CUT! Stoica, no dissing the world we live in, you haven't even seen snow!" said person whipped around.
"I have reasons! Everyone of my family's got criminal records, so they can't take me over seas! Half of them aren't even out yet!" Mason dropped his appeltiser.
"Really? Mine too!"
Episode 22 Mobile Assault
Take 3
The subterra brawler Fabia defeated in episode 3, Koji, attempts to get in to have a battle, but is stopped by Julie, who tells him about the Gundalian-Neathian war while Stoica watches from afar. As Koji leaves, believing that the story's a hoax, Stoica rushes from tree to tree menacingly behind him. After two minutes, Koji whips around and glares at said person.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Stoica shrugged.
"I'm your stalker, a.k.a, your personal space invader!" Koji scratches his head before he gets the joke.
As he laughs, Stoica inches closer until their noses are touching (Stoic's wear those wedges to make him and average size) . He then starts to slowly hug him. Koji sweat-drops.
"Uncomfortable yet?" Stoica asked him.
"Would I sound gay if I say you're really huggable?"
"Probably, but who cares. I'm invading your space."
"We can see that."
"Cut! Stop acting like twits and do it right the first time!" the director screeched at them through his megaphone.
Episode 22 Mobile Assault
Take 4
The subterra brawler Fabia defeated in episode 3, Koji, attempts to get in to have a battle, but is stopped by Julie, who tells him about the Gundalian-Neathian war while Stoica watches from afar. As Koji leaves, believing that the story's a hoax, Stoica rushes from tree to tree menacingly behind him. After two minutes, Koji starts nervously looking behind him then he heard Stoica shriek. Turning around, he saw an old woman encouraging her rottweiler to tear Stoica to shreds.
"What do you think you're doing you trouble maker? Following that poor boy! Shame on you!" she continued hitting him with her bag.
Stoica, at this point, was trying to climb up a tree, but was failing miserably. He yelped as the dog tore off the seat of his pants. Koji ran towards the trio and tried defending Stoica.
"It's all a mistake madam. We're filming a tv series," he had to shout to be heard.
Stoica, by this time, had only managed to clime a fourth of the tree.
"Cut! Will someone get Jesse to risk his worthless life to save the midget?" Airzel shook his head.
"Don't you remember? Jesse left to go to Italy. He'll be back by the next chapter. So far, he's seen one of the Mafia and he hates the fact that they don't eat eggs in the morning. Eggs to him is like rice to China."
"Thank you for that fountain of useless information Airzy. Go save the midget before I have to pay for his tetanus shot."
"Aye, aye Cap'n!"
Episode 22 Mobile Assault
Take 5
With more kids attacking, Dan and Fabia split off from the others and encounter a Bakugan Mobile Assault Vehicle, a highly evolved Battle Gear, named Implanton.
"Hey!" Dan shouts.
"How come they get escape vehicles and we get squat? Let's join Kazarina!" Drago nodded enthusiastically.
"Forget Neathia, I want a supped up hover board right now! Let's go Dan!" Drago scoops up Dan and flies away.
'Wait! Come back! I have lot's of gold and other useless stuff to give you! Like this degraded scooter for example!" Fabia rushed after them.
"Cut! Why do I keep trying?"
Whatcha think?
Me: Soz for not updating.
Stoica: Dude, I just got mauled by a wind-up toy, and you apologise for late updating?
Me: I sowwy.
Airzel: Please review!