O.O Holy shit, I am sooooo sorry for completely neglecting my stories. I forgot to update because I've just discovered that I am a superb sniper in COD. But that is not excuse, the other reason is because the spirit that moved me to continue creating awesome fics went on vaca, but don't worry, I will pic up my slack as best I can!

Me: Sorry guys….

Stoica: You took my PSP with you…. I was SOOOOO BORED!

Me: *chibifies*

Stoica: Yeah! You better be sorry!

Ren: I can't believe you neglected me…. I deserved better!

Me: Is Jesse rubbing off on you?

Jesse: *Bounces by on pogo stick* Yebo Gogo!

Me: *Facepalms* Jess, take your meds before work!

Jesse: NOOOO! The Narwhale of Death will kill me! Curse you Boonana king! * Throws bananas at Shun*

Shun: WTF?

Episode 26 Forgiveness

Take 1

Elright explains that, as a last resort, the third shield is programmed to expel anyone with Gundalian DNA.

"So can't we just shut it off?" Dan scratched the back of his head.

"No we cannot, we fought so hard just to keep it up!" Fabia frowned.

"That's a bitch. He'll just have to sleep in the dog box, huh buddy?" Dan turned to Drago.

"And I wanted him to keep my toes warm at the end of the bed."

"CUT! Kuso, no ruining my scenes!" the director shouted through his newly-bought megaphone, since Linus trashed the other one.

"But that was too good to pass up!" Dan sweat-dropped.

Episode 26 Forgiveness

Take 2

Elright explains that, as a last resort, the third shield is programmed to expel anyone with Gundalian DNA. Dan asks if they can just shut the shield off to let Ren in, but Fabia refuses and leaves. Serena explains the origins of her hatred to the Gundalians: Aranaut was originally partnered with Commander Jin, Fabia's fiancé, but they were defeated by Kazarina.

"Jin lost his battle against Kazarina and Aranaut was taken in for experimenting on. Fabia then stormed Gundalia and single-handedly rescued him, lucky little shit," Serena mumbled the last line.

"CUT! Serena, do you have no maturity? I would understand if Jesse did something like that, but you? Inexcusable!" a knife flew over the top of his head and pinned his beret to the opposite wall.

Jesse, who was over at the kitchen, looting the fridge, shot him a dirty look before calmly walking over to fetch the big kitchen knife. He then made cut throat gestures as he passed. The director forgot he was an ace knife-thrower.

Episode 26 Forgiveness

Take 3

Marucho took it upon himself to patch things up with Ren, and packed a little picnic basket and set on his way. Walking past a huge, red flower, he neglected to see it open up to reveal sharp teeth and turn towards him. Suddenly, a hand shot out of the bushes and pulled him out of harm's way, Marucho looked up to see Ren tsking at him, eyes closed and shaking his head.

"Dude, that would be the worst way to die. 'So, what happened to your midget of a friend? "Oh, a plant ate him. It smelled beautiful!' Is that what I must tell them? You got eaten by a plant?" Ren raised an eyebrow.

"Ren!" Marucho practically suffocated him with a hug and pecked him on the cheek.

"I am so glad we are no longer separated!" Ren caught on and swept the dwarf into his arms, pecking him on the lips-

"CUUUUUUUUT! What the hell is wrong with you people?" the director said, flustered.

"Aaaaawwwwwwww Yeeeaaaaaaahhhhh!" Linus whooped as half of the crew gave him R50 each, he then proceeded to split it 3 ways with Ren Marucho and himself.

"You people are retarded," was the director's conclusion.

"You kissed a guy for money!"

"Are you kidding me? I'd kill you for a Klondike bar," was Ren's answer.

Episode 26 Forgiveness

Take 4

While Marucho searches for Ren, Dan asks Fabia to give Ren a chance. So, everyone heads to find Ren and Marucho as Fabia challenges Ren to a battle.

"The steaks: Win, and you may join us, loose, you shall leave this land never to return!" Fabia fixed him with a cold stare.

"Wow, someone has trust issues," Dan whispered to Jake.

"Can't the loser just snog Dan or something? I mean, that's punishment enough," Shun said looking awkward while Dan was still registering what he said.

"Why would I want to snog him?" Fabia and Ren said simultaneously.

"And what if it's a tie?"

"You're both screwed," Marucho said cheerfully.

"OR! You could help Mason teach Jesse to drive," Jake added.

"BAKUGAN! BRAWL! BAKUGAN, STAND! Prepare for the snog of the century!"

The director just shook his head slowly, what was the point of saying cut now? Ren would get his Klondike bar, and he loved his life too much for that.

Episode 26 Forgiveness

Take 5

While Marucho searches for Ren, Dan asks Fabia to give Ren a chance. So, everyone heads to find Ren and Marucho as Fabia challenges Ren to a battle. The stakes: if Ren wins, he can stay, but if he loses, he must leave Neathia forever. Ren puts in Linehalt and Rubanoid but they both fall to Aranaut. Knowing the conditions of his defeat, Ren is over come with despair.

"Why, why, why?" he sobbed.

Fabia walked up to his form and stared down sadly.

"Come here to gloat your victory?" he said bitterly.

"Well, actually. You have managed to change me perspective of you Ren, today I saw a different side of you on the battlefield. I deem you worthy to join our cause," she held out a hand, which he took to haul himself up.

"And also…..You SOOOOOO have to ride shotgun!" she kicked his shins before running away laughing like a madwoman.

"Well, should've seen that coming," Ren scratched the back of his head.

"CUT! That's an official wrap for today. I'm letting you off 2 hours early because you've managed to annoy the crap out of me!" the director screamed through his megaphone.

"And I'm sick of seeing that seen take over and over again."

Whatcha think?

Me: Hope you likey!

Director: Why did you have to come back?

Me: I got threat mail, it was scary…..

Mason: Like Jesse's driving skills?

Ren: Please review!