Disclaimer: Why don't you read me when you read all the other italicized words in this story? Is it because I only ever talk about all the things I don't own, like Yu-Gi-Oh? I can change, baby. Give me another chance. Let me whisper sweet nothings into your ear…

A/N: I felt that the song explains itself entirely, so I decided it would tell the story.


This is Marik and the Pharaoh's conversation after a private duel:

"We Are Young" by FUN.

Marik singing:

"Give me a second, I
I need to get all the facts straight:
My friend is in your clutches
Getting ready for the United States;
My lover is waiting for me
Unconscious in bed
Dreaming about the Change of Heart monster
Biting off my head;
And I know I gave my promise months ago
But I think I sort of forgot
'Cause between the games and sexy things,
The holes in our typologies,
The reappearance of my evil half -
Well, I think you get my point by now.
Yes, I feel like passing out.
I want to go home

Tonight
You have won
So I'll set your house on fire,
Even use lighter
Fluid, son.

Tonight
You have won
So I'll set your house on fire,
Even use lighter
Fluid, son.

Now I know that he's not
All that you got.
I've seen your deck.
I just thought maybe you could find the mercy in your heart-
If Bakura knew-
I won't stand a chance.
Just this once, would you let me take him home?

Tonight
You have won
So I'll set your house on fire,
Even use lighter
Fluid, son.

Tonight
You have won
So I'll set your house on fire,
Even use lighter
Fluid, son.

Let us go home tonight.
Let me take him home tonight.
Let us go home tonight.
Let me take him home tonight."

Pharaoh singing:

"The fans are on my side,
Tata, Marik, I must run.
But if no one comes and carries you home tonight,
If Bakura is an ass,
And you must walk home alone,
You will be too tired to burn my home

Tonight
I have won
So I'll set your friend on fire,
And I'll use lighter
Fluid, son.

Tonight
I have won
So I'll set your friend on fire,
And I'll use lighter
Fluid, son.

I know you had your fun together,
And you feel you've lost a friend,
But alas Marik, Ra's mine."


A/N: I will probably write an actual story next chapter. This is just filler because I'd feel guilty if I abandoned you for a week without at least something to mull over.