My Pet Derpachu

by Purple Elf Of Darkness

Zant brings home a Derpachu(A derpy Pikachu Counterpart), and he, Vaati, and Bella think of all the awesome things they can do with it. But this Derpachu isn't all it seems to be... Vaati and Zant(c) Nintendo Pikachu(c) Game Freak Note: THIS IS A SMOSH PARODY OF MY PET PIKACHU!

2. My Pet Derpachu Wakes Me Up

"And I bet he'd be great for waking me up for school," Bella said after they finished their breakfast fantasy.

My Pet Pikachu Wakes Me Up

Beep. Beep.

Bella slapped her alarm clock and went back to sleep.

"Derpachu!" Derpachu shouted, shocking Bella's face.

"OW! What the hell Derpachu?! At least shock me somewhere that isn't my freakin' face!" she screamed.

Derpachu nodded and shocked her in the rear instead.

"Hey that… wasn't that bad. Again?" Bella asked.

Derpachu shot her again. And again. And again. And again. And again.

Vaati, who was watching from the door, passed out in shock.