My Pet Derpachu

by Purple Elf Of Darkness

Zant brings home a Derpachu(A derpy Pikachu Counterpart), and he, Vaati, and Bella think of all the awesome things they can do with it. But this Derpachu isn't all it seems to be... Vaati and Zant(c) Nintendo Pikachu(c) Game Freak Note: THIS IS A SMOSH PARODY OF MY PET PIKACHU!

3. My Pet Derpachu Unclogs The Toilet

Vaati stood there with a blank look on his face.

"Why would you do that?" he asked Bella.

Bella was dead silent.

"Oooh! I bet he'd be great at unclogging my toilet!" Zant shouted in delight.

My Pet Derpachu Unclogs The Toilet

"Alright, Derpachu!" Zant said, sitting on the edge of the bathtub.

"Use Plunger Attack!"

Zant shoved Derpachu's hand in the toilet and began using it as a plunger (Mostly because Vaati nor Bella were willing to get off their lazy asses to buy a toilet plunger)

"Yeah! Plunge it! Plunge harder!" Zant shouted as if it were a world famous sporting event.

After a while, the toilet was unclogged.

"You did it, Derpachu!" Zant said, high fiving Derpachu, whose hand was covered in poop.

Enemy Toilet Unclogged.