Another short chapter! Hurray! Not really... This one is with Death the Kid, Liz, and Patty. Its kind of silly, but I really dont know how to explain the weird things I think of. Enjoy and please review if you like it! (ouo)
Chapter Two~
All was well in the home of the Reaper; at least, it would seem well to one with a normal view of things. Death the Kid, however, did not have a normal view on things. He ran frantically around the house, adjusting the many Christmas decorations his father had hung up around the house. Not a single one of them were symmetrical, and that simply wouldn't do. He went from room to room, viciously tearing down decorations and re-arranging them to a state of perfect symmetry. The only issue was; his house was far too big. He could never finish righting the disgusting decorating, and that drove him even further into insanity.
After about four rooms of this madness, Kid's weapons, Liz and Patty, could take it no longer. "Kid, its Christmas morning," Liz pleaded, her blonde hair hanging messily down to her shoulders. She was still wearing her pajamas, as Kid had burst into her room complaining about the asymmetrical decorations there, too. "Can your craziness at least wait until tomorrow?"
Patty yawned, not used to being awoken so early on a holiday. "Yeah, let's just hang out and open presents already."
Kid quickly shook his head. "No, girls, this is an issue of utmost importance. How can we celebrate this holiday in peace if our house is so terribly decorated? I'm embarrassed to even be seen in this trashy asymmetrical room!"
Liz sighed loudly. Looks like he was going to put up a fight again, just like he usually did. "Kid," Liz said, an idea occurring to her. She looked at her watch. "It's 7:57 now. If we go to the living room soon… you can open your present at exactly 8:00."
Kid dropped the box of tinsel he was holding. "Liz. Patty. To the living room!" he yelled before sprinting out of the room.
Liz rolled her eyes and Patty burst out laughing. "Good Job, older sis!" Patty exclaimed, patting Liz roughly on the shoulder before running after Kid. Liz let out another sigh. "Am I the only sane one left in this house?" she shook her head and followed her sister and meister out of the room.
Kid sat in the center of the room, holding the present Liz and Patty had gotten him, staring diligently at the clock on the wall. Patty sat on the couch, whistling some tune and doodling giraffes on a piece of scrap paper. "Almost time…" Kid muttered. After a few moments, the clock struck eight, and Kid simultaneously shredded open his present. Holding the unwrapped gift over his head with sparkling eyes, Kid spoke. "Oh girls, it's perfect!" He said. It was the same puppy ball that Kid had encountered at the Pyramid of Anubis, save one small, but now symmetrical, detail. Kid squealed. "And you even fixed the asymmetrical eyelash~!"
Patty laughed. "Yup! Of course we did, Kid!" Liz nodded. "It would have driven you insane if we didn't."
A huge grin spread on Kid's face and he pulled his weapons into a tight hug. "Oh, you two are the best! And I opened it right at eight o' clock, too! Ah, the beautiful symmetry of it all…" Kid sighed in happiness before handing Liz and Patty their presents. "Here, girls. Open them as symmetrically as you can."
Patty laughed and Liz rolled her eyes before they both opened up their presents. "Clothes?" Patty asked, wrinkling her nose as she looked at her gift.
Kid smiled. "Ah, but not just any clothes," he said, looking smug and happy with himself. "New, more symmetrical outfits.I'd like you to try them on immediately."
Liz pulled out the outfit, looking it over in disgust. She could not even begin to describe how horrendous the outfit looked. "Sorry Kid, But there is no way I'm wearing this." "Me either!" Patty agreed, shaking her vigorously.
Kid frowned. "But… if even your breasts can't be symmetrical, then at least your outfits can be!"
There was a brief moment of silence before Liz punched Kid in the face. "I thought I told you too shut up about that!" Liz screeched running back up to her room.
Yes, it was indeed a fairly normal Christmas in the house of the Reaper.
