Zant stared into space with a dreamy look on his face, while Bella and Vaati just looked at him with wide eyes.
"What, it worked?" Zant said.
Everyone was silent.
"Oh! I bet he'd be great when we lose the remote!" Vaati said, grinning.
My Pet Derpachu As A Remote
"I'm going to disguise myself as a rock, Katniss. Do you love me?"
Vaati, Bella, & Derpachu sat on the couch watching Hunger Games.
"This sucks," Vaati muttered.
"Change the channel, Derpachu," Bella ordered.
"Derpachu!" Derpachu electrocuted the TV, setting it on fire.
"Quick! Neutralize the fire Derpachu! Use Discharge!" Bella shouted.
Back in the real world…
"Gross! He has a move called discharge?" Zant asked in disgust.
"Will you just let us finish our fantasy!" Vaati shouted.
"Sorry."
Now back to the retarded fantasy…
"Use Discharge!" Bella and Vaati shouted together.
"Derpachu!" Derpachu sent out a small and slow ball of electricity toward the TV.
"Hey guys, can you tell me… what the hell is that?!" Zant said as he walked in front of the ball.
"Just move out of the way," Vaati told Zant.
"No! Wait! It's coming right at me! It's coming at me!" the moronic Twili screamed.
"Watch out…" Bella said in an annoyed voice.
"No! I don't wanna die! NOOOOOOO!" The ball of electricity shocked Zant so hard it made him inflate and explode.