My Pet Derpachu

by Purple Elf Of Darkness

Zant brings home a Derpachu(A derpy Pikachu Counterpart), and he, Vaati, and Bella think of all the awesome things they can do with it. But this Derpachu isn't all it seems to be... Vaati and Zant(c) Nintendo Pikachu(c) Game Freak Note: THIS IS A SMOSH PARODY OF MY PET PIKACHU!

5. My Pet Derpachu Helps On A Date

"Well that sucked!" Zant growled.

Bella thought for a moment.

"I know! What if he helped you out on a date?" she said, pointing at Vaati.

"Wait, a sec, that's…"

My Pet Derpachu Helps On A Date

Vaati and Zelda sat in a restaurant, eating chocolate cake.

"So, did you have a good time?" Vaati asked Zelda cheerfully.

"Let me just make this clear," Zelda began, "you're weird."

"Yeah." Vaati smirked.

"You have girlishly long hair."

"I know," he smiled.

"You have a really creepy stare."

"What are you talking about?" Vaati asked, his red eyes glowing eerily.

"And over all, you're just really, really, scary."

"It's not my fault. I got the demon genes from the Picori Cap," Vaati muttered.

"Not to mention you take that stupid Derpachu everywhere you go," Zelda spat.

Derpachu, who was under the table, began to get tense.

"So did I have a good time? NO!And also I…"

"Derpaaaa...chuuuuuu!" Derpachu shouted, using thunder shock on Zelda.

"KYAAAAAAA!" Zelda screamed as the pokemon electrocuted her into a pile of ash.

Derpachu hoped on the princess's chair and smiled at Vaati.

"Gee, thanks Derpachu," the demon said, rubbing his forehead.

Derpachu scarfed down Zelda's rejected cake in delight.