Vaati glared at Bella.
"What?" she said innocently.
"I know that happened 'cos I read it in your diary."
"Hey!" the wind mage shouted in embarrassment.
"Fine. Man journal," Bella said, rolling her eyes.
"This Derpachu is gonna change our lives," Zant said cheerfully.
"Wait! This Derpachu looks…" Vaati began suspiciously, "familiar."
Derpachu smiled innocently.
"Oh, my god! He's not a Derpachu!" Bella shouted.
"Yeah! He's actually…" Zant said, unzipping Derpachu's tummy.
Bella and Vaati's eyes grew wide.
"Blitz the Fire Mage?!" the two said in shock.
Blitz crossed her arms and pouted.
"But why?" Bella asked.
"Because you stole my man!" Blitz shouted in fury.
"I wanted to get Vaati back from you, so I did what any sane person would do… I made an overly complicated plan to sneak into your house and kill you in your sleep. I stole the Derpachu costume from the garbage outside the pokemon live musical show in Tokyo, Japan and used it as my disguise. I sat outside in your garbage can for 2 weeks waiting for one of you morons to come and find me. Then Captain McTardo happened to bring me into this house, and that's how I'm here now."
Everyone was silent.
"You did this all just to get me?" Vaati asked, wide-eyed.
"And you were going to kill me in my sleep? That is a sick plan!" Bella shouted.
"Actually, it's kind of flattering, but Bella is right! You're sick!"
"She called me Captain McTardo," Zant glared.
"But now that you know my plan," Blitz said, reaching into her shirt, "YOU MUST DIE!"
She pulled out a knife and lunged for Bella and Zant. The two stared at her with bored expressions, nimbly stepped out of the way, and tripped Blitz, sending her flying out the window and face first into the trash.
"Talk about a crazy b***h," Bella muttered.
"I'll get you all someday!" Blitz screamed, covered in garbage.
"Yeah, when I'm dead!" Vaati yelled at her.
Blitz's eyes welled up with tears.
"But Vaati, I…"
"Take this, you sick little demon!" Zant shouted out the window, sending many shadow beasts after her.
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Blitz screamed, stumbled out of the trash can, and ran down the street screaming in fear.
"CURSE YOU ZANT THE URSPER KING!"
Bella and Vaati stared at Zant, who was practically on fire.
"I have no words," Bella said, blinking.
Zant smiled.
"BFFS?" he said.
Vaati looked at Bella and nodded.
"BFFS," they said.
Then all of a sudden all the way in England Buckingham Place exploded.
The End XD