Chapter 6 - The Great Unknown
Shirts, skirts, shorts, sweaters, jackets, coats, bras, panties, hats, glasses, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, rings. Why do girls need so much stuff. Give me a a few bucks and a Wal-Mart and I'm good.
"Do I really need any of this?" Jane groaned beside me.
We had just walked into the first women's clothing store we saw when we got to Port Angeles. I guess Jane hasn't wore much other then her robes in centuries.
"You only need to get enough clothes to wear for a few days. I'd like to only do laundry once a week" I'm glad dad made me learn to cook and clean.
"Ugh let's just grab something and go. This place reeks of lousy perfume" She walked off to search
At least we think alike. I really don't care what I wear other as long as it's a dark color.
I saw her moving around as quick as humanly possible and grab a few things after checking their size. Oh that's not going to work
"Jane do you even know your new size?"
She blushed slightly before narrowing her eyes "I know my own body"
"No you know your old body" I supplied "I guess you can try on a few things or something"
"Can I help you?" Came a shopkeeper who stood nearby. She was a young girl around my age. Her short black hair bouncing as she strutted over.
"I don't need assistance!" Jane snapped. "I'll do it myself" She stopped of to the changing rooms.
The shopkeeper giggled at me "Your girlfriend's a little stubborn huh"
"Ha, you have no idea" Jane might act different now but she's still stubborn as hell.
"I'm Kelly" She said kindly "If you need anything just call"
She walked off and I'm left to await the fury of Jane when she realizes that I was right about the size.
A moment later I heard her coming out. She must've used vampire speed to dress.
Jane emerged dressed in a brown floor length skirt and a long sleeve grey shirt. She looked like someone's grandma but I wasn't going to say that aloud.
"See I knew it would fit" She said proudly.
"Jane that hasn't been a hit look since the dark ages" I guess I know her living era now.
She growled but then sighed in defeat "You pick something then"
What do girls wear nowadays? I'm not getting her those short skirts and flimsy tops that girls back home wore. One they were indecent and Jane would kill me, and two, it get too damn cold up here for that shit.
I guess I get girl versions of my clothes. They're always warm and comfortable.
I walked over to the tops area and search the nearest rack. I pulled out a black shirt with the image of a pair a of red lips with vampire teeth. She'd like the irony, or at least I will. I grabbed a few blouses and some jeans and pants, All in dark colors.
"Is this all?" She asked bored. She was holding most of the items and just following me.
"You still need a coat and other things" I am not picking out her underwear "Any preference in a coat?"
She looked in thought and gave a light chuckle at something in her head.
"A black leather coat"
"What are you copying me now?" My coat was crimson leather with black fleece lining inside for warmth.
She blushed and looked away "I liked the way it looked on Spike"
"Who's Spike?" I doubt it was anyone who would be happy to see us.
"He's a vampire on Buffy the vampire slayer" Her face was completely red with embarrassment now.
For a stuck up ice bitch, she is kinda cute when she blushes.
"My brother watches a lot of television in his spare time and he talked me into watching it with him one time" He defended. I guess she doesn't want me thinking she watches TV.
"I guess we can find something close to that"
A moment later I pulled out a coat that was nearly opposite of mine. The leather was black while the inner fleece was red like blood.
She smiled at it for a moment before quickly going back to her bored face. I guess that's all the thanks I'm getting.
"You need to find your own underwear" I really don't want to look at her while saying this "I'm not dressing THAT part of you"
She reluctantly walked to the bra and panty section and I knew immediately that she was lost.
Ugh why do women annoy me so!? I have walk over to rescue her I guess.
"What's a this for?" She pointed to the bra's.
Oh god why me!? "That's for… eh you know support" How can a girl not know this!? I'm getting anyone I can with boobs to help her next time.
She took a lacy black bra in her hand "I'm glad I don't need anything like this"
Okay again she forgets her changes. She had a chest before but now it was much more defined and with her now fleshy body and my loose tee, things bounce.
"Jane you're not stone anymore you know"
She blushed bright red. I guess she finally figured it out, thank god.
"What's my cup size then?"
OH GOD DAMN IT! How can she not know that!? Oh yeah now body and no bras in dark times.
"Just grab some…" God what could she be? I know I have to be blushing, she is too. I'm looking at her chest for Christ's sake! "C's and try them on until you find one that feel comfortable and get a few in that size. And please don't tell me more. You lower gear's the same as your pants"
She nodded and walked away with some bras. Leaving me to breath normally again.
That was too damn awkward. She really must've had no life outside of the that castle and killing.
"We can go" Jane said quickly at my side. Thank you vampire speed.
We quickly walked to the checkout and placed the items down. I did notice that she got that lacy bra and matching panties. That would be a nice sight on her.
"Your total comes to $538.93" Wow girls clothes cost too damn much!
"Is is too much?" Jane asked modestly "We could find cheaper clothes else where"
Now she's making me feel bad.
"This should cover it" I hand the cashier my debit card.
Jane and I exited the establishment. Me with a armful of bags.
"Where else" Jane asked. Her mood was some what happier now at least.
"You need shoes and we need a lot of house stuff"
This is going to be a LONG night.