Dave kept the contact going, moving his lips rhythmically with his, but his mind was somewhere else. Dave's mind was lying in his room, talking with Jade about what happened, pretending to be mad at her but internally feeling sorry.
Dirk slid his hand up Dave's back, but Dave pulled back. A face of confusion on both of their faces, Dirk spoke up. "I thought it was you and me against the world? Who was it? What did they say?"
Dave stared at his brother for a few moments before replying. "It was... her. It was Jade. And I came to let you know... that we will be having a visitor if you don't mind."
Dirk stared at you in awe, then opened his mouth abruptly. "Yes I mind! I'm not letting that bitch keep us apart! It was so hard trying to get you to trust anyone again, I'm not letting that happen again!" Dave looked at him through his shades, then simply turned around and walked out the door, closing it shut with a loud 'clack' and leaving Dirk standing in his room alone.
Dave made his way back to his room where he found Jade sitting on the floor, a pair of red glasses and some colorful fabric in her hands, a tear sliding down her face, and her eyes a horrible shade of puffy red.
Dave stepped over to Jade, avoiding her opened bags, and sat down lightly next to her. "Jade..." That was all he could manage, his voice cracking and becoming extremely hoarse.
She looked up and stared intently into Dave's glasses, more tears welling in her eyes. She held out her hands and he looked down at the two items before him.
The first was a pair if big red goggle-like glasses, the lenses dark and an outline of many different lines one them. The second was a pair of boxy earmuffs, decorated with the images of happy looking squiddles, smiling and tangling their tentacles.
He looked up and was suddenly caught in a massive tidal wave of emotion. These were a few if Jade's main attire when they were younger... while they were in Sburb.
Dave caught sight of more tears. He didn't want to see Jade crying anymore. He reached up, pulled off his glasses, and placed them on her face. "Cool kids don't cry." He said simply, and when a smile overtook her face, he took her into an embrace tight enough to strangle a puppy.
Jade struggled and pulled away, then looking in Dave's eyes said, "What about your shades?"
Dave smiled and looked at her into what he thought was her eyes. "I don't need them, I'm still cool."
Jade giggled, then removed her glasses, looking up into Dave's red eyes with her stormy green ones. And before she knew what had happened, his hands were on her cheeks, pulling her closer to him. She looked up, trying to close the remarkable height difference, and he leaned down.
Dave stopped a moment. Come on Strider, the light is green, the cars are beeping, if you don't go, there will be a major crash, slam the pedal and haul ass already. And that was just what he did.
Dave slammed his lips into hers, painfully and passionately, trying to get as much of her as possible. His heart was racing, speeding up to the beat of Jade's own heart.
He disconnected a second, both huffing and pressing their bodies to each other. He leaned in again, the same intensity overcoming both him and Jade.
Alright dude, switch gears or you're going to stall out.
Dave opened his mouth slightly, flicking his tongue as lightly as possible against Jade's lips, and to his surprise, she actually opened her mouth.
Jade was overwhelmed then. Dave, exploring every inch of her mouth, felt alien, but interesting. Her heart was beating fast, her cheeks turning a deep flushed red. Dave seemed so experienced, never wavering once, not even stalling in his gentle swipes over her tounge.
Jade on the other hand was another story. Little did Dave know that this was her first time kissing like this, and she was blushing a red as deep as the red on the walls. And when Dave broke off slightly and saw this, he smiled a cool kid smile.
"Surely you know cool kids don't blush either."
Jade smirked and hit him playfully. "Oh hush." She suddenly felt a sharp pain in her stomach and checked her watch. "Its 7 o'clock, can we eat now?
Dave hopped up and held out his hand. "I was just about to suggest that. " Jade took his hand and let him lead her down the hall to the kitchen. "What do you say we order pizza?" He suggested helplessly.
Jade shrugged and closed the refrigerator she once had her nose shoved into. "Well seeing as to how you have literally nothing other than soda, chips, apple juice, and ice cream, we might have to order something."
"Shut up, that's the good shit right there." Dave picked up his IPhone and called the nearest pizza place, getting two large pizzas, one sausage and one extra cheese, and a salad for Jade.
After reading off the credit card number, Dave and Jade were seated on the couch watching some of Dirk's anime. Jade spoke up. "So... Who's that dude again?"
"That's Haruhi, it's a girl. She cut her hair because she got gum in it."
Jade nodded. "And that one, the tall blonde, who is he with?"
"That is the girl that Tamaki's grandmother wants him to marry. If he marries her, he gets to see his mother that he hasn't seen since he was young."
"Oh..."
Dave sighed. "Yeah, I kind of don't like this one. There is no sex. It needs more sex." Jade slapped him at that and laughed. "Well!? It does! What good anime is there that doesn't have sex? Look at Bible Black? That one is so good and its all about sex!"
"Dave!" Jade continued to laugh, but when she looked towards Dave, he was staring intently at her. He leaned down and kissed her again, one hand on her cheek, and they sat like that for a minute until the pace sped up, and so did Jade's heart.
Dave put his other hand around Jade's waist, picking her up and laying her down on the futon they were laying on. He pressed harder into her lips, his tounge sliding against hers, and his body pressing closer to her.
And then the doorbell rang.
And then Dirk ran out of his room declaring he was going to "Get it."
And then a gasp was heard behind the two.
Well Strider, here's your car crash. Happy now?
MOTHERFUCKINGCOCKBLOCK WOOOOAAAHHHAHSHJFOVJDK
But seriously.
I have my serious face on right here.
Seriously...
...
cock-block.
