Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon. Or Naruto...or any other anime references... Haha, just kidding I own all of them! *ducks as a chair suddenly makes its appearance in front of me* I'm sorry! I'm just joking... TAKE A JOKE! *angry huff*
If you guys don't get the Naruto references I put here, I suggest you go watch it! Now! On Crunchroll or YouTube or something! And I have recently gotten obsessed with Blue Exorcist...Shima (forgot his name, but he's the redhead) and Rin are hawt :3 Or I just have a thing for badasses and redheads XD
On a side note...
I JUST NEED TO BASH KEVIN'S HEAD IN RIGHT NOW! I'M TOO PISSED AT HIM! Ugh! THIS IS MY REVENGE ON YOU! (and no, I'm not forgiving him yet! I know it's been over a month but I'm still very pissed!) (Ahahaha, who said I couldn't hold a grudge?) (And also because you stole my backpack, you jerkass!)
After getting out of Jublife City, we successfully defeated everyone on the way to Oreburgh City. Before we headed into Oreburgh Gate, however, we made sure to make a return trip to Jublife first, to get all our Pokemon healed up. And here is where all the complaints start...
"I don't want to walk anymore," I whined. Out of all six of us, I had the least endurance. Which sucks, because I can actually run really quickly in short sprints. But the long runs take me out...like the mile run every month. Urgh.
"Too bad," Kevin replied crushingly, not even turning around to face me. I had a sudden urge to beat his face up. I suddenly remembered a dream from a few months ago, where I was fighting him. This seemed like a good time to put it into action.
"Kevin..." I growled out threateningly. "I will beat you to a bloody pulp..." I glared at him.
"Scawy..." Justin whimpered mockingly, rushing to hide behind Kat, who was laughing. I switched my glare to him, and he cowered some more. Then I turned back to Kevin to find that he was glaring back at me. "Go ahead. Try it."
"Is that a challenge?" I sneered, putting an arm out in front and crouching down, kinda like the way Neji does it when he uses 8 Trigrams 64 Palms.
"Only if you think you're good enough," he replied without skipping a beat. He crouched down too, his eyes burning with fire. Our friends had enough sense to move aside and hide away. Well, kind of. They formed a small line from the side, and I could swear I heard Armelion say, "Who wants to bet?"
"Well, let's make this count, yeah? I mean, they are betting on us, and I don't want to disappoint." We charged at each other, kinda like the way Sasuke and Naruto do it, except without the Chidori and Rasengan. But it'd be super awesome if we did...
"So who do you think is gonna win?" Justinian asked casually as he sat down.
"I think during the end of the epic battle, Kevin will make Carmen fall. Then she'll pretend to lose the match, and once Kevin leaves the battlefield, she'll attack like the ninja she is and win!" Jossie exclaimed happily, her ninja instincts guiding her thoughts. (AN: Direct words from Jossie)
Armelion, Kat, and Justin just stared at her in amazement.
"That was very...descriptive," Kat said uncertainly. "You seem pretty sure that that's going to happen."
Jossie nodded. "Yup! It's the ninja-ness."
"Well, I think Kevin's going to win," Kat disagreed. "Carmen'll be ahead in the beginning, but she has no stamina. She'll probably lose strength later on, and Kevin'll pwn her ass." (AN: I don't know how to spell "pwn"...I've always used it as "pwn". Some help?)
"Yeah...same here." Armelion nodded slowly.
"Then I'll just go with Jossie, just to make it even." Justin laughed, as if this was nothing more than a joke.
"So it's Kat and me against Jossie and Justin for the bet, huh?" Armelion concluded.
"Yeah."
"Shake on it." Kat and Armelion thrust their hands out, and Justin and Jossie captured them.
"We're betting three dares. Which ever team wins gets three dares on the other team." They all nodded in agreement.
(AN: PLACE YOUR BETS, READERS! :D)
"Food..." I mumbled sleepily. "I need...food..." I collapsed next to Kat, who ruffled my hair. Technically, I didn't need food. I was fine, I was just exaggerating my tiredness.
"Chocolate cornets and sushi if you get up!" Kat replied teasingly. Damn her for knowing my weakness. I was immediately up, sitting next to her, forgetting my tiredness.
"Where's my food?" I asked eagerly, hands outstretched, palms up.
"Nowhere," Justin replied with a straight face. He had come over to sit next to us a few minutes ago. "Kevin ate it all."
"Liar," I grunted out. "He's still knocked out over there." I pointed to the side of the road, where Kevin was lying down next to Armelion and Jossie. I guess I shouldn't've kicked his balls so hard.
"Y'think he's alright?" I asked, slightly worried. Actually, I wasn't really worried. But it's nice to PRETEND I'm worried, right?
"He's fine!" Armelion called over from the other side of the road.
"Yeah? Good!" I hollered back, forcing a relieved tone into my voice. I actually didn't care, since I knew he'd be fine. All those days in elementary and middle school, he was good. Like, really good. He'd be all bruised up one day, and the next, he'd be fine. Or he was just good at pretending.
"You jerk..." I felt a warm breath on the back of my neck, and I "eep"ed out silently. I twisted my upper half of my body and whacked my hand, hard, across the person behind me, not caring who it was.
And guess who it was? Our favorite person: Kevin! Yay! Imagine my joy.
Actually, I was happy, since I got him straight across the face. He's going to be feeling that one for weeks.
We finally arrived at Jublife (three dares, five bandages, and two arguments later) and stopped in for lunch (pizza and clam chowder). Thankfully, they had Pokemon food too (not Poffins, sadly) so our Pokemon didn't starve to death. I need to learn how to make Poffins later, since I want to try one myself. But that means I'm going to need berries too... Arg! I have no cooking or plant-growing skills...
"Hey, can you guys grow plants well?" Jossie asked out of nowhere. Ah, I love that ninja girl. Always so random and hyper, yet so ninja-y as well!
"Thinking of poffins?" I asked humorously.
"Yeah, were you?"
I grinned. "Yup!" We did the ninja high-five, with everyone else staring at us like idiots. Well they're not ninjas, so what do they know? Pshaw! You non-ninjas! Muggles!
"Well." I immediately changed my expression to a serious one, doing a 180 turn in emotions. Yup, I'm pretty bipolar. "I know I can't grow a shit even if I tried-"
"You're growing shit right now." Seems like Kevin still hasn't forgiven me.
"-so I think we should just do it the way the game does it, just plant it and leave it there for a few hours, then come back." I grinned cheekily, my mood changing again. "And Kevin, shut your trap." Another mood shift.
"Make me," was his reply, quick as ever, his tongue stuck out in a taunt.
"Yeah? Sure." Another grin. I stood up from the table and walked over to his side (Kat, Justin, and Kevin were on one side, Jossie, Armelion, and I were on the other side). I stood behind Justinian, kept grinning, and shoved his face onto Kevin's inviting open mouth.
My yaoi-fangirl side started squealing in happiness, while my emo side told it to shut the hell up.
Kaatrina started laughing and held her hand down on Justin's head, making it impossible for him to move, and I did the same to Kevin. Therefore, they pretty much had to keep their mouths attached, since when Kat started to lose strength, I would just push Kevin's head further into Justin's.
I heard a camera flash from Armelion's and Jossie's direction. They were giggling too, and they kept taking shots of these two dipshits who were stuck mouth-to-mouth.
Finally, after I decided that Kevin probably learned his lesson of challenging me, I let go and told Kat to do the same.
We were instantly out the door, running for our lives.
"I'm ssooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy!" I exclaimed to Justin for the umpteenth time. "I'm realllllllllllllly sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!"
"I don't accept your apology!" Justin yelled back, slightly angry. He was mad, sure, but not as mad as he tried to seem. It wasn't his first kiss, anyways. He lost that a long time ago when he accidentally bumped his lips onto Kat's cheek when he was playing/ruffling her hair.
"We're sorry!" Kat echoed.
"You little fuckers! I don't forgive you!" This time it was Kevin who was pissed. Unlike Justin, I could tell he was REALLY angry. And he wasn't pretending either.
"Well I don't expect you to forgive me anyways," I replied offhandedly. "You urged me on. So it's totally your fault. Besides, you probably liked it too, you gay asshole."
My life was in danger once more.
Once again, we split up. I was with Armelion, Jossie with Kevin (she could always calm him down), and Kat was with Justin (after he messes up her hair for a while, he'll be in good humor again). Armelion and I scrolled through the pictures he took of Kevin and Justin, all 23 ones of them. They were taken from many different angles, almost none of them repeating.
"Thought of being a photographer when you grow up?" I asked him idly as Piplup and Shinx defeated Pokemon left and right.
"Yeah, but I think I'm going to be a stripper actually. I have the figure," he replied with a serious look. I stopped in my tracks and gave him a funny look, then we both burst out laughing.
"I can imagine that though," I finally wheezed out after our spasm attacks were over. "You, giving a seventy-year old Kevin a strip tease..."
We collapsed into laughter once more. This time, Shinx and Piplup stopped in their tracks and gave us looks that clearly said, Who are these idiots? We don't know them!
When our three groups rejoined themselves in the Oreburgh Pokemon Center for dinner, everyone was in a good mood. Kevin and Justin were slightly more "alright" with what happened (although I can see that Justin's plotting revenge...never a good thing). My fears were confirmed when Justin suddenly announced at dinner (ramen and spaghetti), "I'm sure everyone here's already lost their first kiss."
He was right; Jossie and Armelion lost theirs to each other, Kat lost hers to her cat Symba, Justin lost it to Kat, and Kevin just lost his to Justin. I was the only one that hadn't kissed anyone yet.
Everyone else were thinking the same thing. Although I was probably the most perverted one out of all my friends, I was the only one who hadn't done anything perverted or romantic yet. Okay, maybe I "accidentally" gave ideas to Jossie and Armelion for them to get together, maybe I "accidentally" pushed Justin's face onto Kat's (thus making him lose his first kiss) when he was messing up her hair, and sure, maybe I "accidentally" forced Kevin onto Justin...
...wait, those weren't accidents...
...oh well. Anyways, I was the only one here who hadn't given anyone a kiss yet. And we were all fifteen...well I was fourteen, since I was younger than them all by half a year, but we were all in the same grade.
"We should change that, shouldn't we?" Justin asked with a smirk on his face.
"No," I replied quickly, while four other sets of voices echoed, "Yes!"
I slammed my face onto the table, upsetting my bowl of ramen.
"Screw you Justin..." I growled. "I already apologized!"
"Nope, too bad!" He laughed. "Come over here so I can push you into-" He broke off, coughing, trying to add to the suspense.
But everyone knew who he was going to pick, so why bother, really?
I sighed and walked over, facing the inevitable. If it was just me against Justin, I was pretty sure I could take him down, even if I suffered from a fight against Kevin a few hours earlier. But, at bare minimum, it'd be me against Kevin and Justin. And I couldn't take both of them down.
"Who is it?" I growled, annoyed. Since the seating was the same as lunch, it was easy for him to make his move. He turned over and muttered something to Kaatrina. She stood up and moved over next to me, ready to push my face in like she did to Justin.
Without warning, Justin slammed my mouth onto Kevin's. Surprised? Not me. Almost everyone thought that we liked each other (we don't, trust me) so they always tried to pair us up. But they should know, I like redheads or people with green eyes...like Gaara (Naruto), Sasori (Naruto), Hitsugaya (Bleach), Renji (Bleach) and Shima (Blue Exorcist/Ao on Exorcist). I also have a slight tendency to like people who are badasses, like Rin (Blue Exorcist) and Grimmjow (Bleach).
Okay, so maybe Kevin was a minor badass, but he wasn't a redhead or green-eye.
But since it was my first kiss, I though I might as well like it. After all, first kisses only happen once in a life-time. So I bit down hard on Kevin's lips, like the way I've read about in SasuNaru stories. His mouth opened in a silent gasp, and I forced my tongue in. He kept trying to push it out, and I kept trying to stick it down his throat (kinda), so in the end, it turned into a playful banter...kinda. After a while, I just relaxed and let him take control, just waiting for Kaatrina and Justin to let go.
After I nearly suffocated five times, they finally let go. When we pulled apart, there was a thin trail of saliva linking our mouths.
"Ew." I wiped my mouth clean. Whenever Jossie and Armelion kissed, they never had this thing trailing out of their mouths...
A quiet cough alerted my attention. I turned and faced Jossie and Armelion, both of their eyes wide open.
"Uh..." Jossie gave me a slightly blank look, trying to void her face of emotion. "You realize that you two just made out, right?"
"What? What's the difference between that and normal kissing?" I've never kissed before (until a few minutes ago), and the only way I would know about kissing was when I read SasuNaru stories.
"Well, kissing is kinda like brushing lips, and making out is shoving your tongue down the other person's throat," Armelion said abruptly. "So your first kiss was a make out session..."
Silence reigned over all of us for two full minutes, until they all burst out laughing, except for Kevin and me.
"They are all soooo dead when I get my hands on them..." I muttered.
"Well, at least now we know what kind of person you are," Kevin replied. "You're a horny pervert who has her mind down the gutter all the time."
And that's a wrap!
Ugh, I feel like washing my mouth after typing all that...well at least now I know I'm not cut out for fluff or smut...
Awesome One, the last idea was "repent" for what I did to Justin, so don't get any hidden meanings from it.
Justin...I KEEL YOU!
Everyone else...(blush) PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE don't tell Kevin I did this! *cry* Well, at least not until I'm out of the country...
Kevin: I am so going to kill you...
Me: Nooo! Save me!
Kat, Justin, Jossie, Arm: *laugh*