Disclaimer: A wise woman once said… "I do not own anything related to Pokemon." If that wise woman didn't own Pokemon, you think I do? Okay maybe I do….yeah…

A little filler chap for Jossie… Okay, so all my chaps are fillers anyways. Nothing ever happens. No plot development. But this a filler chap for a filler story! :D This chap is only about 1000 words, btw.

Okay so the scene is when we split up last chapter, after Kevin and Justin accidentally kissed. Mwah! It goes into how Jossie calmed Kevin down, and Katrina calmed Justin. (*smirk* look out Kat!)

And Kevin, I'm really sorry. *bows* Please forgive me. I didn't mean to make you seem like an asshole, but you are. And I enjoy torturing you. So please accept this in my apology. *hands over a few condoms* You might need it when you do it with Justin. *smirk* Although I think you'd be uke and he'd totally dominate you and have you screaming… *hops into perverted fantasies*

And now I shall calmly run away…


"Onii-san!" Jossie whined for the gazillionth time. Kevin didn't know what was up with her obsession of calling him her "older brother", but it was damn right annoying. And hell right he was pissed. As pissed as when Carmen had shoved his face onto Justin's. It wasn't like he disliked it or anything (He was slightly bisexual), but it damn right pissed him off at how easily she manipulated him for her own enjoyment. (He knew she was a fangirl for GAYS. Seriously? Unbelievable.) So now here he was, trying to think up of revenge but getting nothing.

"Onii-san!" Jossie called out again, successfully distracting him from his thoughts.

"What, dammit?" he growled out, his hands shoved deep into his pockets.

"Are you still mad at Carmen?" she pouted.

"Damn right I am." He'd been using that phrase a lot lately.

"Why?" Jossie persisted on. In her eyes, she only saw a prank. It wasn't anything that would affect her – or her onii-san's - life, so why worry about it? Besides, her mom (Justinian) didn't seem to be pissed, so everything should be fine!

"That was my first kiss. Stolen like that."

There went that thought. First kisses were important. It was like losing your virginity. And Kevin practically just lost it to Justin.

"Oh… Well, that's okay, onii-san! It's who you end up with that matter!" Jossie tried to be cheerful (when is she not?), but her cheerfulness fell onto a brick wall.

"I actually wanted to give my first kiss to someone I liked." Kevin stopped long enough to let out his Chimchar. "Chimchar, use Ember at that stupid Shinx hiding behind that tree, 45 degrees to your left, about 10 meters away." His mathematical brain instantly did that entire math in less than two seconds. Jossie stared at him in awe – no wonder he was in Science Olympiad and Algebra II Honors.

"Shinx!" A startled cry greeted Jossie and Kevin as it was hit. After a moment's pause, Jossie said worriedly, "…I think that was Carmen's. She's going to kill you." She dashed over and checked the Shinx's front leg (Carmen had wrapped it up after it endured a painful leaf-cut from a piece of grass) and found the bandage.

"Good. I want it to suffer for what her owner did." Kevin's voice was as cold as ice, and it was close to freezing Jossie's mind too. She had never seen her onii-san this mad, but she knew she could get him to cheer up!

"Don't hurt the Shinx any more, onii-san! Kaatrina's going to help Carmen when she rages against you –"

"What can she do?"

" – and I'm sure Armelion would help me too, because I'd be on Carmen's side! And we all know mommy's not going to go to a losing team!"

Kevin debated the odds in his head, adding advantages and subtracting disadvantages, multiplying pain and dividing losses. Such simple math was done within milliseconds.

"Chimchar, use Scratch!" (AN: He really is an idiot, isn't he? Pshaw!)

"No!" Jossie sent out her Turtwig. "Turtwig, Withdraw!"

"Turt!" The Pokemon formed a shield in front of the injured Shinx, giving Jossie enough time to use a Potion on the Shinx. "Run, Shinx!" she whispered hurriedly.

"Shinx!" The Shinx scampered off, running away from the previously raging battle. Turtwig didn't suffer much damage, since Scratch was a Normal-type move, and Turtwig had high defense.

"No, dammit!" Kevin cursed loudly, and his rage meter exploded.

In short, he started raging. And since Jossie is THAT awesome, she was able to calm him down by knocking him out cold. …eh, not really. She actually just started fretting.

A page break shall be entered because if it's not, the majority of this chapter will be filled with him being a finicky brat who didn't get his favorite food for lunch. Until Jossie the Ninja calms him down… (AN: hehe)


A few miles away, Kat and Justin were "calmly" talking.

"I know she chose me on purpose!"

"No, you were just the more convenient target!"

"Then why didn't she choose you? You were right there!"

"She just has sick fantasies about you and Kevin doing stuff together, that's why!"

"…I so did not need to know that."

"…you asked."

"No I didn't."

"Yes you did."

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yes you– ugh!"

"I didn't!"

"You did!"

…Immature brats. All of them. How they managed to calm down is mostly likely because of the author's sacrifice of her first kiss… Otherwise, they would've continued on arguing/raging/ranting. Of course, a lot of credit goes to Jossie and Kat, for listening to their troubles and letting them vent it out. That is the most likely reason of how/why they calmed down.

All both of them needed were someone to yell at.


Like I said, a filler for a filler story.

Review! Especially the people in this chapter…I want your opinion! :3