Donna: Ok, our first stop on our adventure is the small clearing in Point Place Woods.
Eric: Donna, this isn't an adventure. If it was, we'd be on the Millennium Falcon traveling through hyper space. And, why do we need to have a picnic?
Donna: Because it will be romantic!
Eric: I don't see what's so romantic about eating on the ground next to a pile of dog crap and an army of fire ants.
Donna: You're always such a smart ass. Oh, turn here, turn here!
Eric: Ok, hold your horses, Eric said as he whipped the car into a sharp right.
Donna: (Donna holds up her hands.) Look out for that squirrel!
The Vista Cruiser swerved to miss the critter, but it was too late. Eric and Donna got out of the car and walked over to what used to be a squirrel.
Eric: Ewww.
Donna: Oh my God, your crushed its poor nuts.
Eric: How could you tell if it was a boy squirrel?
Donna: Not those you idiots! Urgh, just come on. It's getting late and I want to eat.
Eric and Donna climbed back into the car and drove down the dirt path. They soon arrived onto a small clearing in the woods.
Eric: There's nothing like a dinner on the forest floor. Is Sacagawea coming too?
Donna: Just help me set up the picnic.
Donna walks over to her basket and reaches in.
Donna: Where are the tuna fish sandwiches?
Back in Point Place…
Fez: These tuna fish sandwiches are delicious.
Back in the woods…
Eric: Don't worry Donna! I'll just go pick wild berries and catch a bird for dinner tonight. That squirrel we killed earlier can be dessert.
Donna: Uh, ewww. Ok, let's not panic. We'll just chill out and go to sleep.
Eric and Donna snuggle up close together in the sleeping bag.
Eric: I love you so much, you know that?
Donna: Awww, Eric. Come here.
Eric and Donna begin to kiss.
Eric: Wait, Donna, the animals, they're watching us make love.
Donna: I want them to look.
Eric and Donna begin to take off some articles of clothing as they continued to kiss. Just as they are about to do it, thunder booms and lightning flash as buckets of rain begin to pour down on them.
Eric: Great, just great. We have no food and it's pouring. What else could possibly go wrong?
A bird dropping lands on Eric's shoulder.
Eric: Ok, we're leaving now!
Donna and Eric quickly put back their clothes, pack up their stuff, and run to the car.
Eric: Well, that was the best picnic ever, won't you say Donna?
Donna: Donna puts on a fake smile. Sure was. Ok, our next stop is McWolfen River. Just try not to attract to many birds while we're their, Donna said as she pointed to Eric's shoulder.