Thanks for all the reviews last chapter! You know I love you all~

*le sigh* I can't work without music. But with music, I'm tempted to sing along (with my crappy voice) and I wouldn't be able to focus… So does anyone have a good solution?

On a different note, some of you may know this, but for those that don't, a new character is making his/her way into this fanfiction! Why? Simply because, I feel that if I don't, I'd get tortured at school! AKA Me becoming his/her "pillow"…I'm sure you all know who it is by now… *sigh* But just so you know… He/She's going to appear in about three more chapters, if I don't procrastinate and drag out everything with fillahs! :D I know you love those fillers!

So here's the disclaimer…
Disclaimer: Do I own Pokemon? Do I own Naruto? Do I own Bleach? Do I own any kind of anime/game/book that I mention here? Nope! I OWN NOTHING! (Except my… nevermind, I share my room with my brother… T.T)

Warning: Lots of randomness… not enough "on-topic-ness"… Perverted humor, as usual. Duh.

"Hey, Kaatrina!" I whispered into my Asian friend's ear. "Is Jossie still pissed at me?"

"No duh… You really gave her the wrong impression, you know," she hissed back. "I could apologize for you if you want."

"No, I'll do it myself… I should, as a good friend."

"A good friend? Lies."

"Kaatrina, stop being an ass. It doesn't suit you."

"Don't care, and never will."

I sighed. "I'm going to go battle some wild Pokemon. Hopefully, I'll be able to come up with a solution to this impossible problem… Sometimes, I really wish I was Shikamaru…"

"Don't we all?"

"No, you pretty much already are."

Kaatrina childishly stuck her tongue out at me. "Just leave already."

"Fine, fine…" I murmured. "I'm leaving…" I took out Shinx's Pokeball and sent Shinx out next to me.

"C'mon, Shinx. You're the only one in the world that loves me." I gave a sad smile at my only ninja friend. Jossie was still a ninja, just not a friend right now.

"Shinx!" She gave a happy little hop into the air and bounded towards the grassy field above Oreburgh City. I smiled again and followed her. At least my Pokemon would never desert me.

Unless I trade them. Which I would NEVER do. Not to MY precious Pokemon.

'A wild Machop suddenly appeared!' My Pokedex suddenly alerted me that a wild Machop was charging towards us.

"Shinx, use Spark!"

"Shinx!"

'The wild Machop fainted! Shinx gained 69 experience points!' I giggled as I saw the number 69. Stupid perverted mind…

"Luxio!" My newly evolved Luxio charged into the Pokemon Center.

"We rule, dattebayo!" I screamed cheerfully, borrowing Naruto's catchphrase. We ninja'd our way into the "hotel" room (aka alerted everyone to our presence) and crashed in through the door.

"C'mon out, Machop." I grinned as I let out my newly caught level 15 Machop.

"Machop!" he cried as he walked over to Luxio. I fell back onto the bed and slammed my back into something hard.

"What the…" I instantly sat back up again, then realized that it was Luxio's and Machop's Pokeballs. "Stupid karma…" I thought back to the things I could get karma'd for… It was probably that prank Jossie and I played on Kaatrina early our journey…

"That MUST be it!" I cried out loud, startling my Pokemon. "I just got karma'd by Kaatrina!"

"What?" A new voice alerted me to my surroundings. I looked up and noticed that it was Justinian.

"Oh hey, Justin. How'd life?"

"Terrible as always," he replied as he sighed, and then took a seat next to me on the bed. "How's life for you?"

"The awesomeness in life is now down the sewer. Jossie's mad at me, I got karma'd by Kat, and I have nothing to do… But my Shinx evolved! So that's a good thing! But now, I have to train Machop into a ninja as well…" After hearing no reply, I sighed. Sometimes, when I was talking with Justin, I felt as if I was talking to a stone wall. He wasn't as responsive as a normal human being (AN: True fact…) so it usually sounded as if I was talking to myself.

"What date is it?" Justin asked suddenly after a LONG pause.

I growled at him. "Check your stupid Poketech." So he asks me a question, I reply, and he ignores me. I see how it is.

"Oh." He shook his arm, and his Poketech slid out from under his sleeve due to the loose straps. "It says December 7th… Isn't that Kevin's birthday?"

I instantly sat up. "You're right… it is! Wait, or was it the fifth…?"

"No, I'm sure it's the seventh…"

"If you say so!" I grinned. "Surprise party?"

"Definitely."

"Tell everyone else while I plan a kickass party?"

"Just don't make it centered on him being gay…"

"…damn."

"…I worry for your sanity."

"Too late. Never had any."

1. Find Jossie and get her help.

"Jossie! Stop…running…!" I panted, out of breath already. I'm an Akimichi-ninja. She's a fricking Lee-ninja. She has more than triple my speed… And I'm supposed to be able to catch her? Who am I kidding?

"Don't talk to me!"

"No, no, I need to…talk to you…about onii-san! It's his…birthday today!"

That made her stop in her tracks, which gave me the much-needed time to catch up to her.

"Surprise party." That's all I had to say to her for her to grin like the Cheshire cat.

"Awesome-ninja-tastic."

"So we forget what happened yesterday until we finish celebrating our brat's birthday?"

"Fine."

"And also help me organize, please?"

"Sure."

2a. Tell Kaatrina.

"Kaatrina! Check the date!" The two of us had a chart handy at all times that has everyone's birthday charted.

"Oh my God… La fiesta de sorpresa?" Which translated into "Surprise party".

"Sí! Eso es cierto!" Which translated into "Yes! That's true!", since I didn't know how to say "That's right."

2b. Tell Armelion.

"It's your wife's birthday!" (AN: Refer the section about "Family Tree")

3. Distract Kevin!

"Hey, mommy…" I mumbled quietly.

"Stop calling me that!" he growled.

"Alright, alright, whatever. You going to challenge the Pokemon Gym right now? No? But you want to, right? C'mon, Kevy, let's go! I'll even take you there since I'm feeling so nice right now! Hey look, a quarter! Wait, let me pick it up… Oh, it was a ball of spit, sorry… Hey, you want to go train first? Fire's not good against Rock-types. Yeah, let's go to Oreburgh Mine and train… Wait a sec, we need to tell Roark to go back to the gym first! Oh wait, I have to go use the restroom. Train until I come back, alright? I'll be back in a sec!"

With that, I dashed out of the mine to find Jossie waiting for me.

"Your onii-san should be occupied for at least 10 minutes… You told the Nurse Joy here?'

"Yup, now we have to wait for the food to arrive. Justin and I ordered some cupcakes and soda from Veilstone; they should be here in about 15 minutes…" She trailed off worriedly.

"That's going to be cutting it close…" I grimaced. "But we'll make it. We have to, for the sake of our family member who probably has never celebrated a birthday since he turned ten…"

"For our onii-san!"

"For our retarded jizzface that we all love!"

"…"

"…it means the same thing, alright?"

I gave a nervous glance at my Poketech watch. "Hey, Kevin, why hasn't your Chimchar evolved yet?"

"Because it doesn't have enough experience points maybe?" he muttered in a fashion that clearly meant "you're such a moron, dumbass."

I pouted. "Can I battle your Chimchar so it levels up?"

He shrugged. "Why not? Chimchar, come back!" He sent Chimchar back into his Pokeball, then used a Potion on it.

"Send out your Shinx."

I grinned mischievously. "Who said I had a Shinx?" I tossed Luxio's Pokeball from hand to hand.

"I saw you use your ninja-Shinx mu- ….oh. You evolved it!" He glared at me, as if it was my fault that Shinx evolved.

"It's not my fault!" I screeched, raising my arms up, thus dropping Luxio's Pokeball.

"Lux!" She burst out of her Pokeball and shrieked a war cry towards Chimchar, which in turn caused Chimchar to scream back.

I mentally facepalm'd myself for thinking that Luxio would actually be able to resist pounding Chimchar into the ground within seconds.

"Luxio…come back." I sighed in defeat. "Come on out, Machop." I sighed again as Machop burst out of his Pokeball. Machop wasn't as ninja-trained as Luxio, but he'd do… After all, the point of this was to help Chimchar evolve into Monferno, not to win.

"You caught a Machop?"

"No, you turd-face. This is a fricking Palkia."

"It is?" he asked, making a fake gasp.

"Yes, it is. Can't you see?" I replied irritatedly, huffing. "Let's go, Machop! Use Karate Chop!"

"Chimchar, Ember!"

"Charr!"

"Mach!"

"Ready?" Jossie asked excitedly. She couldn't to see the look on her onii-san's face when he sees the effort they all put in this project!

"I'm in place," Armelion hissed through the earphone/walkie-talkie things.

"So am I," Kat whispered.

"Mm," Justinian grunted. "Time?"

"Well, he should be here in about five minutes, if what Carmen told me is correct. She says that they're coming back from training," Jossie rolled off.

Suddenly, the Pokemon Center's sliding doors slid open to reveal the target.

"Attack!" Jossie screeched.

"Attack!" I jumped up as I heard Jossie's war-cry. Even though I was expecting it, it still shocked me to hear the scream.

"Ahh!"

I turned around to see the "target", aka Kevin, get jumped by Kaatrina, Jossie, and Armelion.

"Get off of me!" he growled in anger, flailing wildly like a Magikarp out of water. "Now!"

"Sorry Kevy, no can do." A humorous voice floated towards my direction. I inched closer to the group on the floor, hoping that moving closer to the people who planned the trap would save me.

Buuuuuuut…like all of my awesome plans, this one failed as well. Since I moved closer to the trap-makers, I also moved closer to the victim.

…which caused me to get doused in a tank of confetti.

"Where did you guys get this crap?" I cried, spitting out confetti. I looked up and saw Justinian hanging from the ceiling, holding a bucket of those evil little colored paper of doom.

"Veilstone," Armelion replied. "Pretty much everything was gotten at Veilstone."

"Oh…I see," I replied, grinning and turning back to face Armelion. I loved these dorks; they thought of everything. "What's the theme?"

"Cupcakes!" Kaatrina, Justin, Jossie, and Armelion all screamed at once, with Armelion shooting himself in the head.

Oh yes, the two of us knew the deadly secret that could destroy Kevin. His weakness, his Achilles' heel, his blind spot, yada yada yada.

It was his dislike of cupcakes.

It was a funny way of how we found that out, really. It was at our middle school promotion dance, where they had ping-pong tables set up. Why? I don't know. But there were lots of people playing ping-pong, and Kevin just happened to be one of them. And in a burst of randomness, I said cupcakes when it was his turn.

And the ping-pong ball didn't fly over the net like it usually does.

So, at this point, Armelion and I stared at each other in amazement. This was also the period of time of which we were caught up in "karma". Everyone would get karma'd, whether it be tape-karma, mushroom-karma, etc, so naturally, we both thought "cupcake-karma" at the same time.

So when it was Kevin's turn again, we both muttered, "Cupcake!" under our breaths, and the victim failed to get the ball over the net.

…huh, we tortured Kevin a lot…

But anyways! So we would do that every time it was his turn, and his winning streak would disappear in a trail of dust…

…ah, the good times…

(AN: That was based on a true story. Heck, that WAS the true story. You can ask Armelion, Kevin, or me.)

I giggled out loud. Cupcakes. Who thought of that? Jossie, I bet. Cupcakes always were one of her favorite foods. Actually, she liked anything that contained sugar…

"Cupcakes, hn?" I asked casually. "I know Kevin just loves cupcakes! Right, Kevy?"

I got the "Uchiha death glare" as my reply. Thus, I shot him my "Byakuya death glare". Anime glare power!

"Uh guys?" Justin asked carefully. "Not that I don't want to ruin your glare-fest, but really, we should eat the cupcakes."

"Cupcakes!" Jossie echoed in the background, waving a fan around like those anime people.

"You're right! Cupcakes are more important than this fag over here!" I grinned cheerfully and took a step toward the table filled with cupcakes, only to get knocked down by Kevin.

He flashed me a smirk as he went ahead of me for cupcakes.

"Bitch," I muttered, picking myself up. And he didn't even like that stuff!

But I could tell that our relationship was getting better by the second.

Until I spilled a cup of soda down his shirt, but hey, that's another story for another time!

This chapter seemed long, but it was actually shorter than the previous chapters… *sad face* But just in case you guys are interested, no, it's not Kevy-chan's birthday. It's actually the 7th of December, or the 5th, I'm not sure. But hey, we love him enough to celebrate it half a year early! Right, guys?

Jossie: Yup!

Kat: Sure.

Justin: Mmhmm.

Armelion: Why not?

*insert facepalm here* You guys are such party-poopers…

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