Hey! Back by popular demand, the adventures of Eric and Donna on their road trip! Thanks for all those who have reviewed, those reviews mean a lot to me! Enjoy!

P.S. I don't own That '70s Show or any of the characters so don't sue me!

At the McWolfen River…

Eric and Donna sit in the car on top of a cliff that overlooks the river. Rain continues to pour down in buckets.

DONNA: It's poring like cats and dogs out there.

ERIC: Cats and dogs? Well, hopefully Mr. Bonkers doesn't drop down from heaven and gets some revenge…Eric said while looking up at the sky nervously.

Lightning flashes and thunder booms.

ERIC: AHHHH!!!!

DONNA: You big baby! C'mon, our little camping trip here is obviously ruined. Let's go find a hotel to sleep in.

ERIC: Oh c'mon, a little nature won't hurt.

Thunder booms.

ERIC: Ahh! Ok, ok, we're leaving. Eric puts his keys in the ignition and starts up the car.

20 minutes later…

DONNA: Where the hell are the hotels?

ERIC: Donna, Point Place isn't exactly Disney Land so I doubt any hotels are here for people who are dying for a visit.

A siren turns on behind the Vista Cruiser and red lights flash.

ERIC: Oh crap, the cops! Donna, we have pot in the back! We're dead!

DONNA: Shut up! Just shut up Eric! Just act cool.

A policeman walks up to Donna's side of the car and taps on the window. Eric lowers it.

OFFICER: License and registration please.

ERIC: No problem Officer. Not at all. Eric reaches over and pulls out his license.

OFFICER: Nice headlights you have, the Officer said while smiling at Donna,

ERIC: Oh, um, thanks I…

DONNA: Eric, I don't think he's talking about the car, Donna said as she squirms in her seat.

ERIC: Officer, why were we pulled over?

OFFICER: You were doing 51 M.P.H. in a 50 M.P.H. zone.

ERIC: I didn't realize one mile more can differ from life and death.

OFFICER: Well, it does! I'll let you kids go off on a warning.

DONNA: Oh, thank you Officer! Oh, and before you go, do you know any hotels around here?

OFFICER: As a matter of fact, I do. About 5 miles down there's a nice little hotel run by my uncle. You'll just love it.

ERIC: Thank you, Officer.

The Officer walks back to his car as Eric and Donna drive off.

DONNA: See? We got off without a problem.

ERIC: Yeah, Donna, did we pack any extra pants by any chance?

DONNA: You didn't!

ERIC: Donna, I was nervous and God, don't judge me!

DONNA: Ah, the triumphant return of Dr. Peepee…Donna laughed.

ERIC: Shut up Donna! I just couldn't handle the thought of prison. Do you know what other guys do to other guys there?

DONNA: Relax Eric. It's not like you have an ass.

ERIC: This conversation is over!

DONNA: Oh, c'mon. Just imagine if I had gone to prison. I would've been in a cold jail cell with other dangerous women. Then laundry day would've come and to warm ourselves up, we'd have to huddle together.

ERIC: Now that's what I'm talking about. Eric laughed as Donna leaned over and planted a kiss on his cheek.

Stay tuned for more next week! Eric and Donna end up at the hotel for more hilarious adventures! You don't want to miss this! Please review! Thanks again!

-Flamingoboy511