Hey guys! What's up? I didn't get any reviews for the last chapter so far... ; _ ; but it's cool! I'm gonna keep going. Suspense is killing me! So let's get on with this. Thumbs up for AngelHearteD for encouraging me. :D! K, here we go.

"Ahh, Konoha High! Where all the scene kids learn and socialize!" Naruto purred. Indeed, Konoha High was a sight to lay eyes on. It was more of a castle than a high school to those who have just seen it. There were three tall turrets that jutted from the building. The only thing that looked remotely modern were the steel cased windows and large metal double doors.

"Oh I haven't seen this place in ages!" Sakura beamed. She was on the left of Naruto, who had made it his business to stay between his baby sister and the dreaded Sasuke – teme. Sasuke however, was trying his best to make conversation with Sakura without setting Naruto off. What was his deal? It's not like Sasuke was that bad.

"So Sakura, I was -gah- thinking we could..geh.. go out..for..GAH. NARUTO!" Sasuke was strugglling to get past Naruto to talk to the pink haired cutie, but Naruto was the best basketball defense in the country. It was certified. Sure, Naruto was a complete dimwit in class, but in sports he was a genius.

"Why the fuck are you always flirting with my sis?" Naruto hissed at the raven haired boy. Sasuke just blinked at him as if he were crazy. Itachi shook his head and pulled his little brother by his arm into the school, Sasuke hissing profanities the entire way.

"Naruto – kun... why do you hate Sasuke so?" Sakura asked innocently. Naruto groaned and pulled her into the school much like Itachi had.

~In the Auditorium~

Tsunade was a fairly large woman with blonde hair and hazel eyes. Her bust was large, but appropriate for a 5' 11" grown woman. She held a steely gaze over her students and then began to speak.

"Students! So nice to see you! My name is Tsunade- sama and I am the headmistress. I expect you all to be on good behavior or you'll have to deal with me." she paused and cracked her knuckles for emphasis, and as a rebuttal, the audience cringed. "Now, there are four tables to the right. They hold every students name for the corresponding grade. Please go to the correct table to pick up your schedule."

"Oh, Naruto! I'm so close to graduating now!" Sakura swooned as she hooked arms with her big brother. "I wonder if I'll get any classes with Sasuke – kun..." she blushed at the thought of sitting next to him in class.

"Yea, yea Sasuke – teme probably will be in your classes. You're both in the same grade.. And in honors classes." he pouted a little at his last statement. Sakura noticed this and gave him a cuddle.

"Aw Naruto..You're the perfect brother even if you aren't in honors classes! I love you!" Naruto blushed beet red at his sister's compliment. And that's when it happened...

"NARUUUUUUUUTOOO! SAKURRRRRRRRA!"

"Oh Kami! NARUTO! RUN! RUN THE OTHER WAY!" some random person warned them, but it was too late. The couple was tackled by the blonde wierdo Ino Yamanaka.

"Ino, what the hell?! You could've killed us!" Naruto managed to shove the blonde bimbo off of him before she crushed him and his baby sister. Ino may have been skinny, but she was hella dense.

"Yo, guys. I just wanted to say hi!" Ino said, smirking at the traffic block she'd caused in the hallway. Honestly, where do these people come from? No, seriously. SCRIPT?!

"Well jeeze. Next time will ya just say hello?" Sakura huffed as she stood and straightened her skirt. "I mean, GOD, Ino.. My skirt is ruffled!" Sakura frowned as she flicked a tiny black bug off of her sock.

"HEY! SAKURA YOU HOE!" Sakura gasped and looked around for a face to punch, when Shino came shuffling down the hall carrying three large cardboard boxes filled with small holes.

"Shino? How dare you call me a lowly hooker? I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN!" Shino rolled his eyes at her and he scrambled after the bug. He finally caught it and walked over to put it into the first box. He turned to Sakura as he opened the box saying,

"Fuck you, Saku-Pie. I know you hit hard but everyone in the fucking school knows that you suck at fighting!" Sakura pouted at Shino. It was true, Sakura couldn't fight for herself.. Only when another innocent person was in trouble could she kick ass.

"Hey Shino, leave Sakura alone! She saved your ass from that wierdo Yumei." Naruto defended.

Shino twitched... Yumei... The crazy obese girl that always chased him around. For such a large thing, she ran like a football player and tackled even harder. She has long, greasy hair and pink cheeks. She huffed 24/7 from the energy it took to walk around. She was truly a mess. (If you've ever watched Regular Show, think of her as muscle man's girlfriend Starla. Cept with long greasy hair and unearthly pale skin with pink blotches,)

"Don't ever speak of her!" he said stiffly through his jacket's high neck. He turned and picked up his boxes. "Now if you excuse me, I need to get these to Orochimaru-sensei before Yumei can find me..."

"Yumei? Didn't she transfer?" Sakura asked. Naruto was messing with the snack machine so he didn't hear anything. He was just returning with some Sugar Sweet Bombs while Sakura helped Shino stack his last box, which he was having trouble with.

"Yea, she was supposed to.. I got a tip from Kiba that she's staying here with her aunt.." he turned to go, but ran into a wall of warm blubber. Jiggly, breathing blubber...

"Y-Y-Yumeii..?" Naruto was freaked. Yumei was supposed to transfer to an American school...where all the fat people were! (Nice stereotype, Naruto...real nice...) Ino just stared, unphased by the mound of lard. Apparently she was too pretty to talk to Yumei's type.

"Sheeeenuuuuughh.. Nrrruttooooo.. Hurgh nye tugh see yugh!" Yumei huffed to them. Sakura hid behind her big brother and Naruto thought fast to get out of this situation.

"Uhm well, we'd love to stay and chat but uhm... Sakura and Ino have to meet up with Hinata at main hall! Right Sakura and Ino?" Sakura blinked at him and Ino waved it off. Naruto grabbed both their arms and shot down the hall, leaving Shino alone with Yumei.

"Uh..Yumei I don't have time to chat. I need to get these to Orochimaru-sensei." he bowed stiffly and left a lonely Yumei to part the crowds of teens on her way to the school office.