Hello Beautiful people! It's me again. Sorry for the late update, I know this story could be better, but between honors classes and family, I haven't had the time to write. I know what you're thinking; She had all spring break to write! But to tell you guys the truth, I was utterly wiped out over Spring Break. I did nothing but sleep and eat and make the occasional poo. So here it is, chapter three of Men In Black: Dattebayo!

~~Secrets Revealed~~

"Alright classss, pick up your dissssection toolsss.. We're having a lab!" The class groaned. Not only was Orochimaru- sensei creepy and awkward, he was the science teacher and that meant dissection after dissection. As if cutting open a dead creature was horrid enough, they were the strangest things you'd ever imagine cutting open. Kangaroos, Billy goats, baby pigs, chimps, and even puppies. That's how sick Oro- sensei was…

"Oh God," Ino prayed, "Please don't let it be the puppies this time… Please!" She was near to tears as she prayed to the heavens that she wouldn't have to shave and cut open a poor dead puppy. Where did their crazy teacher get these specimens anyway? Isn't there a law against dissecting kangaroos anyway?

"Calm down Ino-pig! I'm sure it's not puppies." Honestly, Sakura wasn't so certain of it, but Ino's blubbering was almost as bad as peeling open fluffy puppies.

"Ya Ino I'm sure he'll give us something scaly to cut open so we feel good about it!" TenTen happily cut in. Ino sweatdropped and Hinata simply stared at her, not knowing what to say. Sakura finally spoke up.

"Tenny, why…why do you….why are you so…? Eh, nevermind. "

"?. No what were you going to say Saki?"

"Never mind!"

"WELL FINE THEN!"

"SSSSSTTOP TALKING IN CLASSSSSS! D:" Intimidated, the bickering girls weighed the wrath of their teacher against the wrath of each other. The libra scales tipped and they figured out which was deadlier.

"Yes Orochimaru- sensei…" the two murmured. Satisfied, Orochimaru turned back to the SmartBoard. In the red colored pen he wrote in capital letters:

AMPHIBIANS

He turned back to the class and rubbed his hands over his lab coat to smoothen it before speaking. "Alright classsss, today we will be disssssecting two sssspecimensss. They are both amphibianssss. If you look to your left you will sssee a disssssecting tray. Lift the paper towel on it and you will find your firssssst sssspecimen."

Sakura and TenTen were labpartners and Ino and Hinata were in another group. None of the others in their group were in this class.

TenTen eagerly pulled the paper towel off the tray, revealing a salamander. "OH SWEET!" she said earning herself another strange look. "What?" Sakura shook her head and grabbed the scalpel. She quickly made a clean cut down the salamander's belly and then used the probes to push the skin aside. Once the red meat was exposed, TenTen used the pins to keep the flaps of skin open so they could freely move around the organs inside.

THWUMP!

"Aw crap.. ORO-SENSEI, HINATA FAINTED AGAIN!"

"Fuuuuuck. Hinata?"

"God dammit! We've done this dozens of times. How can this still be getting to her?"

Study Hall

"Oh hey, TenTen-chan, Sakura- chan!" Naruto greeted. "I hear Hinata- chan fainted in Oro- sensei's class again.."

"Oh hey Naruto. Yea, she did. Believe it or not, she's still passed out. According to Ino, alittle of the salamander's juice got on her."

"Oh that's just rank!"

"Hey guys, what's up?"

"Sup Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru! We were just talking about Hinata- chan.."

"Well she had Orochimaru last period, so that obviously means she fainted. How troublesome." Shikamaru said as he leaned back lazily in his seat. "All last year we did dissections and she still freaks out about it. She can be such a drag sometimes."

"Shika- kun you think everything is troublesome!"

"That is true, but women are the most troublesome things in the world."

"What did you just say….?"

"I'm just sayin' that you guys are so high maintenance that you can be really annoying. Like all of the time." Shikamaru finally realized the look he was receiving from Ino and shrugged and layed his head down to take a nap.

Sakura was too busy making her way to Sasuke with Naruto to notice Shikamaru's sexist comments.

"Oi Teme!"

"Sasuke- kun!"

Sasuke looked up from his book impassively as he was approached. He noticed how lovely Sakura looked today and how utterly annoying Naruto still is. He motioned for them to sit down next to him and greeted them.

"Hey Sasuke, our parents said it's okay for you and Itachi- niisan to come over tonight to watch a movie." Sakura fluttered. She babbled on about how they were going to watch 'Wrath of the Titans' as Naruto agreed with her and added in little bits and details every now and then. Sasuke wasn't listening though; he was too busy transmitting data.

==Mother base== Come in==

Speak, my son.

Would you like to see the girl?

You might as well. I've been waiting three hundred years to see her.

==Transmitting…

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Sasuke's sharingan activated, and the chattering siblings were completely oblivious. He intently stared at Sakura as she continued babbling spoilers about the movie they were to watch that night.

Oh, so you'll be at this girl's home tonight? Interesting. She's quite pretty; you'll have to let me meet her in person sometime.

When I am courting her, of course, Mother.

Well hurry it up. I'm not getting any younger and humans don't last very long. You need to get her here while she's in her prime.

Yes, mother.

Alright then. I'm going to talk to Itachi. Be safe and stop staring at that girl's breasts!

Sasuke gulped. He turned off his sharingan and decided to listen to the blonde idiot instead of staring at Sakura.

LOLWHUT? Where is the mother planet? What are Sasuke's plans for Sakura? WHY AM I ASKING YOU ALL THESE QUESTIONS? Find out next time in Men in Black: Dattebayo!

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Love, Tara