Hey beautiful people! It's Tara again! If you've read the updates and news flashes on my profile, you'd know that I was gonna update on the 29th, buuuut ended up losing all my progress on this chapter. Herp. Anyways, here's the new chapter! Also, I've got some stuff to clear up with a few readers:
GuestSara: Well, I figured I would reiterate Sasuke's terrible cooking skills by turning a nice, safe box of pancake mix into a drooling polka dot meat monster. I mean, what better way to show someone has absolutely no cooking skills by turning a grain into a meat? Besides, I didn't know how to make pancake mix into a monster. I just couldn't put together how it would look.
Anyone else have some questions? Why not review! ~waggles arms~
~~Also, this chapter takes place right after homeroom (Kakashi's class), so don't get all confused about it.
Onwards, with the story!
Chapter 5: I am MIGHT GUY!
"Ugh, how come Forehead doesn't have to carry around these heavy pop quizzes? They have to be, like, twenty pounds!" Ino complained as she juggled around all her luggage. She was having trouble with it all, walking in heels and all.
Naruto rolled his eyes at her. "Oh yeah, Ino. It's just so hard to leave your makeup bag, hair bag, manicure bag, moisturizer bag, JUST so you can carry around a fifty question quiz." He blew a bubble with his purple gum before finishing, "If I were you, I'd just die."
Ino huffed at him and hoisted her bags up on her person once more. "Of course it's necessary! I try to make myself decent in public, unlike you. And besides, at least I actually bring a backpack to school…"
"That you fill up with cosmetics and Tahitian lotions. If I brought a book bag to school, I'd actually put books in it." He chewed on his gum in a victorious fashion.
"Oh sure you would! And I'm not gonna eat a double cheeseburger for lunch. And who the hell says book bag anymore?" The argument continued on, back and forth, as the group walked down the hall towards gym class. All the non-blondes stayed to the backs of the two, since they figured it best not to get in a Blonde Fight.
"Oh hey, Guys! Wait up,hey!" Shino ran up carrying another box with tiny holes drilled in it. He slowed to a slight jog as he came up beside Shikamaru. "Oh hey Shikamaru-san, Sakura-san, seems your blonde bimbos are at it again. It's only the second day of classes and they're already at each other's throats. When will it stop, eh?"
"Pfft."
"Classic Shikamaru. Hey Sasuke, I got those specimens you asked me for." He handed the cardboard box to the raven haired boy. Sasuke simply nodded and gave Shino a small glass box with something colorful in it. Curious, Sakura leaned over to look at the box. Inside was a large Monarch butterfly pinned to cork. She cringed.
"Aw poor thing.. How could you Sasuke! Shino, why would you need something like that?"
"Don't get your panties all in a knot, Sakura. It's a plastic butterfly made by a master insect sculptor from Lithuania. I'm not one to kill insects; I love them too much." He put the box into one of the front pockets of his high collared jacket. "Well, I guess I'll be going. I have Spanish next-"
"Aghhh Sheeenuuughhh!"
"Oh dear Kami, not her. And I thought I'd at least get through the week without this.." Shino ran off around the corner heading towards the foreign language hall with a giant ball of jiggling blubber trailing after him as fast as its knobbly legs could carry it.
"SHEEENUUUGH! DUUNGH RUNGH! SHEEEENUUUGH!"
THWOMP! THWOMP! THWOMP! THWOMP! THWOMP! Thwomp! Thwomp. Thwomp. You couldn't hear her jogging down the hall anymore, but the vibrations were still there.
"Well then, how about we get to gym before Guy starts with his 'YOUTH IS NEVER LATE! TEN LAPS AROOOOUND THE GYM! LET'S GOO!' thing he does when we're late."Naruto suggested.
"Wow, NaruBear. That's like, the smartest thing you've said since… That may be one of the only smart things you've said.."
Gym
The gym was a magnificent sight. Polished oak floors gleamed with fresh wax. Pristine white walls reflected light from the twenty two windows that were placed around the dome of the gym. The dome itself, painted a deep navy blue. Rows of bleachers wrapped around the gym, stopping only at the two double doored entrances. A giant black score board in the shape of a triangular prism hung from the ceiling. A mega screen was on each side of the prism, with 'Home Team' on the left of the screen and 'Away Team' on the right. Giant speakers were mounted on our corners above the rectangle that made up the basketball court, which was professional sized. Each of the basketball goals had a glass backboard. The gym was big enough to fit about 25,000 people. The beauty of the gym was almost enough compensation for the overzealous coaches.. Almost.
"YEEEEE-LLOOOOOOOO, YOUTHFUL STUDENTS! MY. NAME. IS. MIGHT GUY! I AM YOUR GYM TEACHER ON THIS YOUTHFUL YEAR!" The shiny bowl cut swirled around to a manly pose: right foot on the back of a giant tortoise, left thumb up, right hand youthfully placed on the right hip, and glinting smile flashing all the students and blinding them.
The only way to avoid being blinded is being late. And if you're late, you'd wish you'd been blinded. Luckily for our favorite characters, they had been blinded.
"ALRIGHT-IO! LEE, RUN THE NEWBIES ON THE GYM EXPECTATIONS!" Lee then stood at attention from the bleachers and marched up in front of about 100 pairs of eyes.
"I AM ROCK LEE! I WILL BE ASSISSTING GUY-SENSEI IN SHOWING YOU ALL THE JOYS OF BEING YOUTHFUL! IN THIS COURSE, YOU WILL RUN, SWEAT, POSSIBLY BLEED, BUT THERE IS A FIRST CLASS NURSE IN THIS SCHOOL." He paused for a second, wondering if he should've said that last part before continuing, "BUT IF YOU ARE INDEED LUCKY ENOUGH TO PASS THIS CLASS, YOU WILL PASS A CHAMPION!"
Naruto smacked on his gum. "Ugh, we know this already. We're sophomores for ramen's sake." He was leaning casually on the bleachers above him, completely ignoring the drools and yearning looks of the various girls infatuated with him, some whom had been rejected by Sasuke, and some who just kept looking between him and Sasuke as if they couldn't make up their minds of who to chase. Should I chase the tanned Blonde or the mysterious Raven?
Sakura was skooched up next to Sasuke as he played a game of travel chess with Shikamaru. Sasuke had only beaten Shikamaru eight times out of the 2,341 times they had played. Shikamaru was quite the player.
Ino was peeking over Shikamaru's shoulder during the game, completely bored. She wasn't much of the 'boardgame' type. And apparently, neither was Naruto. He had pulled out a 3DS and started taking random pictures of Hinata and jacking them up with the special effects, while Hinata just stared at him.
After all the new students were orientated, the training began. Girls paired with girls and boys paired with boys for sparring. Naruto and Sasuke were paired, Shikamaru and Lee, Shino and Kiba, Sakura and Karin, Ino and Ami, Hinata and TenTen, and a bunch of random people.
"Well, Forehead, are you ready to get your ass handed to you?" Karin crossed her arms over her oversized boobs and smirked smugly from behind her broad rimmed glasses. To any random person, she actually didn't look half bad. Pretty actually. She had nice legs and curves, but she was crazy as fuck. And obsessed with Sasuke.
"Jeez Karin, we go through this every year. You trash talk and I kick your ass. Let's just get this over with so I can get my grade and go take a nap."
"Oh, like you did in home room? I've never seen a pig slobber so much on a book. What does Sasuke see in you anyway?" she pushed her glasses up her nose and let out a growl. "And what makes you think you'll beat me this time?"
"The fact that I've already beaten you twelve times, and it will be thirteen today." Sakura reached into her bra and pulled out a piece of purple gum that Naruto had given her and popped it into her mouth.
"Don't get so comfortable! I've been taking martial arts classes over the summer! I'm a blackbelt now." Karin bragged.
"Oh really? I've been a black belt for about seven years now." Sakura said as she smacked on her gum much like her brother would.
"Well, I got mine in two months!"
"Oh, did you earn it or did your daddy buy it for you?"
Before Karin could answer, Guy whacked the large golden gong at the other side of the gum, signaling the start of the sparring session. Sakura quickly sprang forth, hoping to get this over with as quickly as possible. She balled her fist in order to punch Karin in the gut and make her spit up her lunch, but Karin managed to dodge out of the way and throw a punch of her own.
"Ne?" Sakura grabbed Karin's fist and pulled the redhead's arm around behind her, grabbing her wrist and forcing Karin to punch herself. "Oooooh, Karin, you're so stupid. Why are you hitting yourself? Huh? Huh? Huh?"
Guy rang the gong again. "Alright, alright, Sakura, you've won. But at least Karin actually put up a fight this time…" Sakura released Karin and sauntered to the bleachers to take her nap.
Well jeez guys. I read over my last two attempts at writing this story, and I've gotta say: they were…just.. bleh. I can't believe I actually wrote that junk. Why didn't you guys say anything? Jeez. Anyways, I found out that my old user names were 'IxISaki-chanIxI' and 'Sakura of the konoha'. Blarg. Horrible name, that last one. You guys don't have to worry about this story being as bad as the last two, but if you want to see my failure, here are the links:
Very first MIB:D!
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Second MIB:D!
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