So…I decided that, instead of a oneshot, this fic was gonna be update once a year on or around Sasuke's birthday, which is today.

Warnings: YAOI!!!!! Meaning male on male relationships. Narusasunaru.

Disclaimer: Do you honestly think that I would be typing this if I was in charge?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE

"Shit!" Naruto swore. He couldn't believe that he slept in today of all days! He had meant to wake up early and sneak out so as not to disturb his moody, raven-haired lover. But, as usual his internal alarm clock went off a good two hours after he meant to get up, meaning Sasuke was already up, as proven by the empty spot next to him on the bed.

He smiled as he thought about how they first got together. As usual, they had been fighting and exchanging their witty banter…at least on Sasuke's end it had been. Naruto just kept calling him "teme". They were in each other's face so much that their noses were almost touching. Sasuke was about to insult him again and Naruto had tired of not being able to come up with a decent retort, so he did the only thing he could think of to shut Sasuke up: he thrust his head towards him, connecting their lips. He felt the other boy go stiff with shock, and then relax, sinking into the kiss. Naruto, feeling Sasuke's compliance, lightly nipped his lip, causing his mouth to open slightly, allowing Naruto to poke his tongue into Sasuke's mouth.

The rest was a blur, but according to Sakura and Kakashi-sensei, who had gone looking for them after a few moments of silence, fearing the death of one of their teammates (mainly Naruto) and found Naruto and Sasuke in very compromising positions. Naruto apparently was lying on top of Sasuke on the ground, half naked, kissing Sasuke passionatly, who responded back with equal passion.

To the boys amazment, not many of the villagers were surprised to see them become lovers. Most had seen coming years ago, talking about how the sexual tension between them could be cut with a knife.

Still smiling to himself, Naruto shook himself out of the land of nostalgia and back to the real world where he had a major dilema: what to get Sasuke for his birthday, which was today.

He groaned and hit his head on the headboard of the bed. He should have done this weeks ago, but he kept putting it off saying there was plenty of time until Sasuke's birthday. Dammit!, he thought, I really need to learn how to stop procrastinating.

After beating himself up for several more minutes, he decided to start thinking about what to get frot the guy who had inherited the entire Uchiha fortune. Clothes? No…he had plenty of those, plus it wasn't intimate enough. Ninja supplies? He dissmissed that idea. That's just what he needed, a pissy Uchiha with a lot of weapons, who also happened to be an avenger, to run off and leave Naruto again.

Books? His mind immediately went to Icha Icha and he decided agaisnt that as well. That was probably what Kakashi was gonna get him.

Naruto groaned again. He just couldn't think of anything! How do you get a guy something when he has everything. Come on Naruto, he thought to himself, what doesn't Sasuke have?

…

…

Then he grinned. He knew exactly what give Sasuke.

--Timeskip—

Sasuke was making his way back towards his and Naruto's house. He had been hiding in the woods all day, (training according to him) so as to avoid any unwanted birthday presents. He knew that Sakura and Kakashi might have something for him, but that could wait until tommorrow. He felt bad about leaving Naruto alone, but he fully intended to make the most of the reast of the day with him, without any interruptions.

He entered the house finding all the lights off. He turned them on, entering their apartment. Entering the kitchen he came upon a pleasant surprise. Spelled out on the table, were the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE" in tomatos. He smiled to himself. So the dobe remembered that he didn't like sweets, which explained the absence of a cake, and that he loved tomatos. Speaking of said dobe, where was he?

Sasuke made his way to the living room where he found his favourite movie playing, Moulin Rouge!, and large blue stuffed wolf on the couch. He knew that Naruto was proving to him that he was the one who knew him best.

Only one place left to check: the bedroom. He slowly opened the door to find to his surprise, a seductivly smiling blonde dobe lying nude and handcuffed to the bed. Sasuke felt himself moving towards Naruto. So this was Naruto's gift, huh? Letting Sasuke be seme tonight. Naruto smiled softly at his lover, "Happy Birthday Sasuke" he said softly. Sasuke smirked. Tonight, Naruto was his.

Me: well, there was my second sasuke birthday fic.

Sasuke: I still didn't get Itachi's head on a platter.

Me: Be thankful that I made Naruto let you be seme for one night.

Sasuke: glares

Me: If you keep that attitude, the next one will be Uchihacest.

Sasuke: gulps and hides behind Naruto and crawls into fetal position

Naruto: glares

Me: JK softly so only Naruto can hear

Me: any ways...please press that purplish-blue button and tell me what you think or i will go through with my Uchihacest threat.