Author's Note: So here is the next chapter! We're getting so close to Christmas! I'm so excited! I do not own the Pevensie characters or any other characters I mention that are from the book/movie.

The Terrible Two


Do dooooo! Do doooo!

Went the sound of one of the game horns. Scarlet, Peter, Susan, and Edmund all ran out of their rooms very quickly. That is our of their own rooms. They all ran their separate ways hoping not to meet anyone on the way to the conference room before the ten yards from the room.

Once they reached the room they walked in and saw most of the competitors were already there. After a few more peopled flowed into the room Kasper walked out of the crowd and stood before everyone with a satyr standing next to him.

"This young satyr has successfully shot one of the other competitors. Now may we have the competitor who got shot come and stand up here? Just so we can mark your name off this board." Kasper said motioning to someone.

The person rose and walked up to the front. To Peter, Susan, Edmund, and Scarlet's surprise the first person to be hit was Lucy.

"Now, Queen Lucy, would you like to explain how you are the first one to be hit?" Kasper asked

The other Kings and Queens watched Lucy as she looked rather sad that she was the first one out.

"Well I was in the garden and I thought I would be safe so I decided to have tea. As I was drinking my tea paint splattered all over my cup, and then I turned around and I got hit on my stomach. Then the horn was blowing so I ran here and I knew I was out," Lucy explained.

Then Lucy turned and showed the front of her dress was splattered with red paint.

"Well that's too bad. Try again next year, dear," Kasper said. Now hand over your blow tube and horn."

Lucy handed over her weapons. This is what every contestant hated. It was the most humiliating thing to do.

After that the meeting was dismissed. Everyone then went about their own business.

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"Not another one!" Susan exclaimed as she ran toward the room again.

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"What? Another one?" Peter questioned as he heard another horn blow.

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When Susan and Peter walked in to the room there was quite a confusion among everyone. Kasper once again came up in front and standing next to him was Scarlet and Edmund.

"Oh no. One or both of them must be out," Susan whispered to Lucy who had decided to come to the meeting even though she was out of the game.

"This is something which hasn't happened in a long time. Two competitors have hit two other competitors each. Now may we have the four who got shot come up here?" Kasper asked.

Two minotaurs, one faun, and the satyr who had hit Lucy all came up to the front.

"As some of you know these are some of the best Assassin players around. And they have been hit. Not just by anyone, but by our very own Queen and King, Scarlet and Edmund. It seems these two are a little better than we expected," Kasper said making the crowd laugh a little. "Now all of you better watch out. I'm sorry gentlemen, but you will have to turn in your blow tubes and horns."

Kasper held out his hands. The four players looked somewhat ashamed being the next contestants out. And they were especially ashamed they had been hit by newbies.


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"Not another one!" Peter complained.

Peter was very tired of the meetings even though he had called a meeting twice already. He ran into the room and saw Edmund smiling triumphantly.

"Now who have you defeated, King Edmund?" Kasper asked quite tired because this was the fifth meeting of the day (and it was still the first day of the game). Kasper was rather disappointed because Peter had called two meetings, Edmund and Scarlet had called twice (once together and once by themselves), and only once had any of the other Narnians called a meeting.

"Well I think the victim should come and stand up here for everyone to see," Edmund replied.

Soon someone made their way to the front of the room. This time it was Susan.

"Queen Susan how did you get defeated?" Kasper asked.

"I was in my room and trying on a dress when Edmund barged in and splattered this blue paint all over my new Christmas dress!" Susan said in her new red Christmas dress. She turned around and revealed blue paint all over the back of her dress.

"Queen Susan hand over your weapons," Kasper instructed getting quite bored.

Susan handed over her things and then the meeting was dismissed.

Ding dong Ding Dong!

Went the bell telling everyone that the game was on hold for the rest of the evening.

"Thank goodness! Now we don't have to go to anymore meetings!" Peter exclaimed to Lucy as he walked into the dining room.

"Well at least you had a chance to use your weapons we didn't even get the chance!" Lucy and Susan complained as they took their seats.

Soon Edmund and Scarlet came walking in side by side talking about something.

"What's with that?" Peter asked to his sisters while pointing at Scarlet and Edmund.

"I don't know," Susan replied.

"What's going on with you two?" Peter asked as Scarlet and Edmund took their seats.

"Oh nothing," Scarlet answered mysteriously.

"Just devising a plan to have world domination," Edmund stated.

Susan, Peter, and Lucy all sat and stared at the two with mouths wide open.

"Hullo? Anyone home?" Edmund asked waving his hand in front of his siblings.

"All of you snap out of it! It was just a joke," Scarlet explained.

"Oh," Susan said feeling rather foolish. Although if you put Edmund and Scarlet together you never know what might happen.

"It's just about this Christmas gift," Edmund said feeling like he should really make sure his sibling understood that his first answer was really a joke.

"Well that's nice," Peter replied.

Then the meal started and the evening passed quickly.


Three days before Christmas Eve...

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Rang the game horn for the fifteenth time that day, and it was only 2:00 in the afternoon.

Susan and Lucy still went to the meetings even though they were out of the game. They felt like they should support Scarlet, Edmund, and Peter. Only a few people scrambled to the meeting now, but every meeting it was getting fewer and fewer.

"I wonder who got hit by the terrible two now," Lucy said.

"How do you know it was Edmund and Scarlet?" Susan asked.

"Well going by the fact that every few seconds a horn was being blown is a red flag that it must be both of them," Lucy explained.

"Yeah, you're probably right," Susan said entering the room.

This time five participants stood in the front with paint on their faces, arms, and legs. However, this time one of the people standing up was Peter with a huge paint spot splashed on his forehead.

"King Edmund has hit three participants and Queen Scarlet has hit two," Kasper said in a very bored voice.

Many sighs of envy were heard throughout the remnant of Narnians in the room. Most of which had already been out of the game, but wanted to see the turn out. However, all were wishing they could be the two masters of Assassin.

"Ha, I beat you, Scarlet," Edmund said smugly to Scarlet.

"One of mine should count for two! I got Peter!" Scarlet replied.

"Children, we don't count how many you each got its whomever is last. That's who wins," Kasper said.

"It should count," Scarlet mumbled.

"If it did I would still have beaten you," Edmund mumbled back.

"Peter would've counted as two," Scarlet argued between her teeth.

"No he wouldn't."

"Yes he would."

"No!"

"Yes!

"You wanna fight this out?"

"Yeah I wanna fight this out!"

"Fine! You wanna go?"

"We kinda established I wanted to fight."

"Fine! let's go!"

Scarlet and Edmund both were about to take a swing at each other when Peter interrupted them.

"EDMUND!SCARLET! Shut up!" Peter yelled. "Both of you go to your rooms! And no dinner!"

Scarlet and Edmund obeyed. As the two were walking out of the room and about to go their separate ways Edmund stuck his tongue out at Scarlet.

"Oh, very mature, Edmund," Scarlet smirked.

"Oh, very mature, Edmund," Edmund mocked.

"You have the maturity of a five year old," Scarlet responded shaking her head.

"You have the maturity of a five year old," Edmund mimicked.

"Shut up or I'll sneak into your room tonight and cut your head off," Scarlet replied.

"You would never," Edmund argued.

"I would too!" Scarlet replied.

"Okay both of you, shut up and go to your rooms before I go and cut both of your heads off!" Peter yelled.

"She started it," Edmund mumbled.

"No I didn't!" Scarlet replied.

"Yes you did!"

"Did not! It was you!"

"I'm going to count to three and if you're both not out of sight you're really going to regret that you didn't stop arguing," Peter warned. "One."

As Peter said 'one' Edmund and Scarlet ran for their lives knowing what Peter could do to them.

Peter turned around and looked at his sisters. "When did I become a father?"


Author's Note: Good? Bad? Well give me your opinions and review! Bye bye!